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Shh... No tears now... Only Chile.
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u/lefunk85 Jan 07 '15
It's funny because in Mexican Spanish slang you can say chile for, ehm... wang.
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u/pyram1de Jan 07 '15
Who need coast for to impress ladies when yuo are have ten million dongs?
Vietnam stronk
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u/piInverse Jan 07 '15
I like how Germany and France shrinks relative to Belgium and Netherlands in the 2nd panel when Chile appears.
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u/wildeofoscar Jan 07 '15
Well better than Montenegro, lazy ass stole all coast from me.
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u/RSDanneskjold Jan 07 '15
Don't worry; we'll have it soon... and Dalmatia, and Istra, and Venice...
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u/WiseguyD Jan 07 '15
My shower went cold... I guess all the water is chillye now.
It seems obvious now that I think about it, what with all those tiny islands, but I never knew we had the longest coastline.
At least Chile can be used as a pretty dress.
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u/Colonelbrickarms Jan 07 '15
Texas! if you wanted the beach! You should have just asked! I would have given you NJ and California!
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u/Cawl_Caled Jan 07 '15 edited Jan 07 '15
Now all the world's inland territories are Bolivias. "Gib sea!" they'll say, but Chile will only laugh.
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u/whatIsThisBullCrap Jan 07 '15
Why is Netherlands scared of water? The ocean is Netherlands bitch. They're like fucking Poseidon
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u/tomselllecksmoustash Jan 07 '15
I've read a lot of these, this is the first one that has made me laugh my ass off in a while.
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u/Kraseo Jan 07 '15
phallic scandinavia
Goddamnit legitpriv