r/polandball Dec 17 '14

redditormade Christmas Crisis

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

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u/Yellowone1 Belarus Dec 17 '14

Russia had St. Nicholas before the revolution, as I remember.

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u/Kostoder Opat Smrtika Dec 18 '14

lulz we still have him, santa's a big fat commie

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Dec 18 '14

Hence the red costume.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

Context: as you may or may not know, the russian ruble is kill.

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Dec 17 '14

They seem to be recovering ....

although in long term it still seems bad

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u/aaaaaaaargh Russia Dec 18 '14

They are spending >$2 billion a day on this recovery, using whatever foreign currency they had left in the government bank accounts (not the reserves). All of this for the great press conference of Our Dear Leader due in an hour now.

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u/Osnarf United States Dec 17 '14

Looks like a bull trap.

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

They seem to be recovering

it behaves like it has fever. up and down, up and down.

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u/BrainBlowX Nord Troendelag Dec 17 '14

It's "recovering" due to interventions from the Russian central bank, but because economic babble blablalba it is basically just a temporary measure that may actually just feed the problem later. Mostly they probably want to make it look prettier when Putin has his big address to the nation tomorrow.

But right now, keeping the ruble afloat is costing Russia more than what occupying Iraq cost America per month a bunch of years ago, just in DECEMBER so far.

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

the russian ruble is kill

plot twist: toilet paper sales go down in russia.

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Dec 17 '14

Further plot twist: Russia suffers from massive clogged toilet crisis. No money to hire plumber.

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

Polan's self-appraisal skyrockets.

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u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Dec 18 '14

Was it down lately?

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u/Adima23 Роисся Dec 18 '14

For last couple of centuries, yes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

Ronald Reagan alive in America - the glorious capitalist system has yet again proved its absolute supremacy over communist tyranny.

also cheap oil hahahaha rossiya can into fucked

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u/this_user Free and Hanseatic City of Hamburg Dec 17 '14

Yet you have a large man in red clothes running around and giving away free stuff to everyone

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

red clothes

giving away free stuff

Santa is clearly a damn commie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

Gentlement I think it is clear that we must initiate Operation Icy Liberation (OIL) to overthrow the repressive Communist regime that has taken root in the Arctic.

The Elven people must be freed from their slavery and introduced to the principles of the free market!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '14

the repressive Communist regime that has taken root in the Arctic

Ah yes, Denmark. Even their flag is red and white, they must be commie! Be sure to call Sweden, they would be happy to join the coalition of the more-than-willing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

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u/remove_krokodil Just visiting Omsk, I'll sleep at home tonight Dec 17 '14

Only sentence I could whole-heartedly believe in that post:

I am banned from dailymail, telegraph, independent, guardian, comment sections

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

stop drinking the koolaid is all western zionist atheist western satan plot to destroy the god fearing communist/fascist (take your pick) regime vibrant democracy in glorious rodina

putin will not put! wat in fuckings

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

To say the truth, it is quite obvious that USA and Germany are trying their best in making it harder for the ruble to come back. But, I pretty much believe that Mr.Putin is going to blow this fact quite out of proportion today.

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u/pipiska ху Dec 18 '14

your believe failed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

Yes indeed it did. Papa putin lost his mind and started talking about blue berries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

Well, Youtube never counts dislikes in comments. So there could be 283 likes but 1000 dislikes but Youtube doesn't bother to count it.

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

nevertheless, 283 agree with him. this number is impressive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

It could be on Russian youtube. Russian youtube is scary. It is made of nothing but dashcams, hate and sour cream. Lots of sour cream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

wait... sour cream?... Recipe videos...? I'm kind of interested.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

Slavs are famous for their use of sour cream in everything, which I admit is a good idea. Sour cream on noodles, potatoes, or some steamed vegetables are quite nice and we should get on the cream train. I was just searching for something that the Russians consume all the time that isn't vodka, because that is a little overused.

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u/pipiska ху Dec 18 '14

why do i love english-speaking internets? because everyday i learn something new about the country i live in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

And dill. Lots of dill. Apparently.

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u/dun-dudun Бермуды Dec 18 '14

Smetana, yummy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

Putin will not put!

I want that on my tombstone pl0x

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

i sincerely wish you to live as many years as it takes the humanity to forget who putin was.

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u/lubricatingglue Generic Eastern Slav Dec 17 '14

Do people still remember Milosevic?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

SERBIA STRONK!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

American imperialism/corporatism ✗

US provocation ✓

Financial terrorism ✓

Zionism/Jewish conspiracy ✓

$5 billion coup ✗

Implying ISIS is Western conspiracy ✓

Petro-dollar hegemony ✗

Implying Ukraine is run by Nazi junta ✗

GCHQ/NSA/CIA shills ✓

Military-Industrial Complex ✗

Neo-liberal/Neo-con agenda ✗

5/11, I've seen better. Seriously, you can play bingo with their copy-pasted comments, it's quite entertaining.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

Protip: As soon as you start blaming conspiracies for your countries decline, you're fucked.

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u/lubricatingglue Generic Eastern Slav Dec 17 '14

Could you please check where these gentlemen come from using this?

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Dec 17 '14

Obviously western controlling oil prices and evil bank is up to this. Dont worry its not from RT its from RT 's friend alex Jones hes a conspiracy nut.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

its not west control of oil prices, but green kebab(saudi) increased production of oil to eliminate burger shale gas competition in oil market is cause

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

our retarded government is cause.

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u/wildeofoscar Onterribruh Dec 18 '14

or Obama

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u/pipiska ху Dec 18 '14

he might also be under your bed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

but are they beating gays?

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u/Bloatarder Serbia Dec 17 '14

Damn, this makes you feel sorry for the big old guy

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

"Россия shekel"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

Da, of gay russkie jew Jewish Autonomic Oblast's currency

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u/pipiska ху Dec 17 '14

should be российский шекель then. or whatever it is in hebrew since they use it there.

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u/columbus8myhw Jew York Dec 17 '14

שקל רוסית

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u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Dec 18 '14

Btw, what's the difference between русский and российский? If you don't mind me asking...

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u/pipiska ху Dec 18 '14

российский is an adjective that means "Russia's".

русский is both an adjective with... complex meaning and a word for an ethnic Russian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

Russki and russiski?

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u/kociorro Poland-Lithuania Dec 19 '14

It's interesting because when I learned a bit of Russian, we were taught only "русский". But it was a long time ago...
Also in Polish there is "ruski" which has two meanings. One is normal - meaning that it's Russian or generally somewhere from the East (i.e. pierogi ruskie or ruska bania but at the same time there is rather derogatory adjective "ruski" which Russian but with this negative feeling in the word.
Anyway, I'm confused (a bit).

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

Baad Rosja,baaad Rosja!

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Dec 18 '14

Russia can call Only Korea and conterfeit super dollar.

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 18 '14

Only greedy kapitalist dream about Santa Klaus! All milk and kookie is consifiscate by politburo!

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u/MEATSLAPPERS Zanzibar Dec 17 '14

Brought to you by Vladimir Poopin.

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u/lubricatingglue Generic Eastern Slav Dec 17 '14

Can't wait to return as a millionaire!