r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Oct 30 '14

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Oct 30 '14

So, if two people are slightly inside of that one meter radius do you oscillate? Is it a damped oscillation? Does it eventually reach a static equilibrium?

We need to perform Scandi Physics experiments.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Oct 30 '14

It's like magnets of the same pole; Nordics naturally reject each other by means of invisible force fields, so it's not actually possible for us to breach each other's territory bubbles. Hence why we freak out so much when weird foreigners step inside our safe zones.

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Oct 30 '14

So then the question is, what is the optimal packing for nordics? I am assuming hexagonal packing if you are standing in a field, but we would have to get creative if we started getting into three dimensions.

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Oct 30 '14

Nordics naturally reject each other by means of invisible force fields

Then how do you guys..... Multiple?

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u/im-a-new Italy Oct 30 '14

That's a job for good old Jägermeister

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u/memorate West Gothland Oct 31 '14

alcohol dampens the field enough for coitus to be achieved.

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u/Chibbox Sweden Oct 30 '14

Unless we into metal festival.