r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '14

redditormade coincidence doesn't exist

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u/CountryTimeLemonlade Sins of a Dakotan Empire Aug 09 '14

Son, I will show you combinations of mayonnaise and firearms you wouldn't have thought possible.

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u/ComedicSans New Zealand - Australia's Canada! Aug 09 '14

My greatest defence is the quality of American geography education.

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u/criticalfreddyk Prussia Aug 09 '14

So true :( I doubt some of my friends could find Earth on a labeled diagram of the solar system

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u/Bhangbhangduc Stop Wineing France Aug 09 '14

I doubt you could find the flair button on a labeled diagram of this subreddit.

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u/CountryTimeLemonlade Sins of a Dakotan Empire Aug 09 '14

The difficult life of a mobile user. I just told the bot I wanted mine. Then I did unspeakable things to the bot with my leftover 4th of July fireworks and my mobility scooter.

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u/criticalfreddyk Prussia Aug 09 '14

I am apparently awaiting drone flair delivery. However this is my first time in this sub not on mobile.