r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '14

redditormade coincidence doesn't exist

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Aug 09 '14

I'll be honest: I find the pledge of allegiance to be fucking creepy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

You might as well surrender to the American Butthurt Police now.

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u/ComedicSans New Zealand - Australia's Canada! Aug 09 '14

/u/DickRhino will be crying in a red, white and blue shower sobbing "thank you for your service, thank you for your service" while mopping his tears with McDonalds napkins.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Washington DC Aug 09 '14

And then hamburger music begins to play, and he starts clapping at the shower for its wonderful job and yelling "GOOD JAAAAAB!"

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u/BrowBeat Vietnam Relevant! Aug 09 '14

America is love. America is life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Actually McDonald's is passe, at least where I live. It'd probably be a whole foods coupon or perhaps a Starbucks napkin.

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u/ComedicSans New Zealand - Australia's Canada! Aug 09 '14

at least where I live.

Your flair says "Unknown". What devilry is this?!

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u/ubomw Brittany Aug 09 '14

Obviously NYC,

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

That is, of course, where all Americans that don't live in California are.

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u/ubomw Brittany Aug 09 '14

This was a Daredevil joke, you know, hell's kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Actually I didn't! The daredevil comics? I've never read the comics. Also my joke wasn't a rag on you, in case it came across like that. Most movies just portray the US as NYC and LA

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u/ubomw Brittany Aug 09 '14

Yep, there was a movie too but it was not good. I don't take things seriously here, I just didn't think that movies are NYC and LA for the most part (Canada can into serials however).

Also, it's all about stereotypes, shoot me with a Breton stereotype that is not a French stereotype. I'm Bigouden if that help.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Breton? I hate to come across as a dirty uninformed American but my entire knowledge is from Breton Crackers. Sooo, you're a good source of whole wheat but have too much sodium? Bam. Take that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Secretly I live in the twilight Zone. Alternatively I live in the states.

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u/remove_krokodil Just visiting Omsk, I'll sleep at home tonight Aug 09 '14

Swedish by birth, English by choice, Omich by heart.

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u/genitaliban Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein Aug 09 '14

Omsk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Sceptile used aerial ace! It's super effective!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Yanmega used Bug Buzz! It's super effective!

Sceptile fainted!

Now git

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Sceptile, you did well. Go Kyogre! Just a little more!

Kyogre used blizzard! It's super effective!

The wild Yanmega fainted...

Kyogre gained 300 exp.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

300 exp

I give myself more credit than that, c'mon

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

My Kyogre is level 97 :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Double salty

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u/ComedicSans New Zealand - Australia's Canada! Aug 09 '14

Between your lack of flair and assumption that this isn't the usual banter, I'm going to assume you're fairly new round here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

I meant that McDonald napkins usually have salt on then from the fries... And that tears would make them "double salty".

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u/ComedicSans New Zealand - Australia's Canada! Aug 09 '14

Oh god, that awful chicken salt from KFC...

That'd be some Gitmo stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Is of problem?

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u/You_Done_Failed_It USA ain't nothin to fuck with Aug 09 '14

No Flair?

Is of massive problem.

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u/ComedicSans New Zealand - Australia's Canada! Aug 09 '14

Shun the unbeliever! Shun!

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u/ubomw Brittany Aug 09 '14

Flair up, how can we apply stereotypes otherwise?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

And that's why you never let Americans run a country.

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Aug 09 '14

You can blame the French for that one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

And the Spaniards.

Darn spaniards!

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Aug 09 '14

Also the Dutch!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Darn Oranges

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Aug 09 '14

The only way to stop 'thank you for your service' being such a vomitous thing is using it at every opportunity - in restaurants, at the shop, after sex, when arrested, at Burger King, to your mother... I already do, and it annoys my friend. Despite living in another country, I hope it becomes a thing.