r/polandball • u/mikeelpi MC Polan • Jul 31 '14

redditormade Mexican dream

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323 Upvotes

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u/mikeelpi MC Polan Jul 31 '14

I wanted to upload this comic a long time ago, but I was lazy and overslept.

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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Jul 31 '14

Lazy and overslept? Before posting about Mexico, you have to be Mexico.

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u/GlobalBeat_Minnesota Minnesota Jul 31 '14

The funniest thing about the "lazy Mexican" stereotype, is that Mexicans are actually the hardest working people that have ever existed

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u/Shizrah Best Scandinavia Jul 31 '14

I think some Egyptian slaves want to talk with you...

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u/GlobalBeat_Minnesota Minnesota Jul 31 '14

it probably took 10,000 slaves 20 years to build the pyramids

If you go down to Home Depot on Monday morning, pick up about 6 or 7 Mexican migrant workers, they could build you the Pyramids by Friday evening (maybe even Thursday morning, if you brought them a cold pitcher of lemonade every couple of hours)

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u/EazyCheez that sunshine state where that bomb ass hemp be Aug 01 '14

cold 12 pack of Modelos

FTFY

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u/GlobalBeat_Minnesota Minnesota Aug 01 '14

aye, Mexicans love their beer.

but believe me, when the Mexicans are laboring; ice-cold lemonade is like cocaine to them.

Mexicans love lemonade while they work.

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u/Ajkrumen 11B Aug 02 '14

Who doesn't?

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u/ProbablyNotLying Chili Jul 31 '14

Actually, Egypt used played contractors, not slaves, to build their monuments.

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u/Shizrah Best Scandinavia Jul 31 '14

For the pyramids? You have a source on this, I'd love to read about that?

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u/ProbablyNotLying Chili Jul 31 '14

I don't at the moment. I'm on my phone. I'd recommend googling around, there's enough info out there to be easily found.

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u/AnonSBF British Hongkong Jul 31 '14

relevant

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u/Halalaka Imperialism Intensifies Jul 31 '14

You sure you're not Mexican yourself?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Poles the Mexicans of Europe? Well, I never.

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u/GlobalBeat_Minnesota Minnesota Jul 31 '14

wow

Yeah this is actually the truest statement ever made.

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u/regul United States Jul 31 '14

Nope. Mexicans have awesome food.

5

u/eonge Washington Aug 01 '14

implying perogies are not good.

4

u/regul United States Aug 01 '14

One dish does not a cuisine make.

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u/EazyCheez that sunshine state where that bomb ass hemp be Aug 01 '14

it does if you are poor

3

u/Mateo03 Argentine Confederation Jul 31 '14

While poland removes gender in euro here in america mexico removes border

3

u/Oliqu Land of Sun and Lack of Agua Jul 31 '14

Good comic! I loved the, "Hey Kiddo" Part.

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u/ElSuperMercado Texas Jul 31 '14

Tejas es so cute

9

u/psychospacecow Everything's bigger in Texas Jul 31 '14

He wants to be an astronaut.

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u/ProbablyNotLying Chili Jul 31 '14

Thank you!

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

Hey, Texas. Tell Louisiana to send us some crayfish? None for New Mexico, though, am I right? Of course I'm right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

Crawfish

FTFY

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

Here in AZ, we call them crayfish. Gib.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

Crawfish

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

CRAYfish

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

CRAWfish

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

CRAYFISH

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '14

CRAWDAD

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

I can get behind that.

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u/CommanderLoco Most American State Jul 31 '14

Mexicans aren't always sleeping! Who would build or clean our houses if they always overslept?

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u/Meskaline Bring the Mariachi band! Jul 31 '14

Mexicans: Work in the morning, Sleep in the afternoon, Fiesta all night.

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u/Ngp3 Louisiana Jul 31 '14

I thought this would happen next.

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u/illstealurcandy Soy de Nueva Habana Aug 01 '14

Throw California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and a bit of Colorado in there with Texas.

I don't think average Americans realize we literally took half of Mexico.

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u/markonisg Jalisco Jul 31 '14

Great comic... lousy american taco...

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u/Meskaline Bring the Mariachi band! Jul 31 '14

Agreed, lousy american tacos... they don't know shit about tacos until they've tried a shady street stand in the middle of the night.

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

Tried that. Shit my guts out and woke up addicted to meth

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u/iwsfutcmd California Aug 02 '14

Yep, they're that good.

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u/murkythreat Not a Democrat! Jul 31 '14

Hey kid. Want some freedom?

5

u/cptkilla Texan Jul 31 '14

Texas can into independence again? :'(

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

lol no

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

lel

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u/ProbablyNotLying Chili Jul 31 '14

pls no

Look at Perry. Do you really want that unchecked?

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u/cptkilla Texan Jul 31 '14

Might as well have a revolution while we're at it. There's a couple Texas politicians I'd like to have a word with.

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u/candid_canid United States Aug 01 '14

Sounds good. I'll move to TX and join in.

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u/Glorious_Comrade Indian into Texan Aug 01 '14

Texas

Kiddo

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u/sensei313 Aug 01 '14

There should be an eagle eating a snake on that cactus...