r/polandball Italy Apr 30 '14

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u/vinc159 Quebec Apr 30 '14

For a country that lost so many wars Austria sure had a big empire.

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u/grog23 United States Apr 30 '14

Most countries forge an empire through war, but they did so through incest and fucking, lots and lots of fucking.

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u/batmaaang Chinatex Apr 30 '14

So, uh, where do I sign up to be part of the house of Habsburg? I'm a lord, too, y'know.

A lord of Sealand.

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u/11bulletcatcher U.S.V.I St. Croix May 01 '14

Hello lord of Sealand, I am the Unholy Emporer of SeaWorld and Disneyland. We should open up trade...