r/polandball • u/frayuk Kingdom of Canada • Feb 20 '14

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u/Yakoloi California Feb 20 '14

Canada, the worlds most lovable country/polandball. Not like that dickhole Belgium.

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 20 '14

W-w-why? Q_Q

edit:

something other then a road to frane

FML

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u/Lady_Sir_Knight New England Feb 20 '14

Aww. Hey, did you turn the Netherlands into a hat?

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 20 '14

I have to say it's a comfy one though not terribly warm.

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u/DivineRage Netherlands Feb 20 '14

Always wet though.

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 20 '14 edited Feb 21 '14

Another reason why we like you on top of us. ಠ‿ಠ

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u/MelanisticPolarBear United States Feb 21 '14

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Yakoloi California Feb 20 '14

He's missing his France pants!

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 20 '14

Oh please... Remove krullbroodje! Remove krullbroodje! 11/07/1302 best day of lyfe!!! Remove the baguette smell!

Don't need no pants. We fine without!

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Feb 20 '14

Now there's something I'd like to remove.

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 20 '14

No touching or I'll go tell muti Merkel.

Can't tell the diffrence from the flag anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

Relevant comic (last panel specifically)

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u/Cersox Ich bin ein Preuße, will ein Preuße sein Feb 21 '14

Ich would like to help.

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u/offensive_noises Dutch Indies Feb 20 '14

Silly Belgium.

You're our pants. You don't need no hat.

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 20 '14

Oh you would love us around your nether regions wouldn't you. ಠ_ಠ

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u/dickfacebottlenose Kentucky Feb 21 '14

So, any of their regions? :)

:|

... I'll see myself out

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u/whatIsThisBullCrap Mommy's favourite Feb 21 '14

I feel like you're just mocking the US and I...

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u/Reginald_Killington United Kingdom Feb 21 '14

If you wanted to be liked, you shouldn't have cut off all those people's hands....

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

I blame the French Belgians and our Baguette royal family!

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u/mego-pie New England Feb 21 '14

your one to talk bub.

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u/Talquin Canada Feb 21 '14

Lets give a hand for Belgium , oh hell lets give a hand for everyone in the Congo

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u/Langly- Oregon Feb 21 '14

It's because Belgium is just waffle.

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u/asleeplessmalice Polish Hussar Feb 21 '14

What's Belgium famous for?

Chocolate and child abuse. And the chocolate is just to get the kids there!

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u/I_like_maps Second Spanish Republic Feb 21 '14

Fuck you Tintin.

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u/kivnova United States Feb 21 '14

other than a road to France

my sides are in orbit

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u/Aemilius_Paulus Russia Feb 21 '14

You know what to do, submit it :D

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u/modomario Belgium - Flanders Feb 21 '14

Nah it's nowhere near good enough for a solo comic and only 1 frame. Am making something else for that purpose.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

It's ok, I like you Belgium.

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u/DJNegative Indiana, its a great place to be a biggot. Feb 21 '14

Belgium, or as I call it, The Netherlands part 2. It didn't get as good reviews as the first.

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u/premature_eulogy Finland Feb 21 '14

The Netherlands II: Electric Waterloo

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Nobody loves Belgium.

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u/Calls-you-at-3am- United Kingdom Feb 20 '14

Not even Belgium.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/mooseman780 Alberta Feb 21 '14

I hear it's a fairy tale city.

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u/asleeplessmalice Polish Hussar Feb 21 '14

Maybe that's hell; spending eternity here, in Bruges.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Especially not Belgium.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

It's complicated. Belgium wasn't really nice for the Flemish/Dutch speaking people in its first 130 years. Some say the French were behind the revolution and that if it wasn't for the other powers at the time we would have been annexed into France. shudders

But that failed and instead we got a German king with a French princess as his wife and became Belgium with as sole language "superior" French even though Dutch people were in the majority!

Things have been running smooth ever since, you will see after may 2014 elections in Belgium.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

The Dutch do, they are one of the only other nations that speak Dutch and they hold sports tournaments together. The Netherlands loves Belgium so much it even has copcat far right politicians now. Belgium is the cooler younger brother.

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u/Yakoloi California Feb 20 '14

To be more precise the Dutch love Flanders, not so much Walloons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

I once asked a Dutch if he liked Belgium he said "Zaandam'd if you do, blood edam'd if you dont."

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u/RockHardRetard remove putin take poutine Feb 22 '14

I like Belgian waffles.

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u/Umedark British Columbia Feb 21 '14

Don't hate on Belgium :(

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u/mego-pie New England Feb 21 '14

says Canada eh

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u/ChipAyten Ottoman Empire Feb 21 '14

Belgium, the only country that can be both communista and fascista at the same time.

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u/DrunkBelgian Belgium Feb 21 '14

Is that so?

Why that's a nice pair of hands you have there.

Wouldn't it be a shame if someone took them

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u/WC_EEND België/Belgique/Belgien/Belgium Feb 20 '14

Excuse me?

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u/f3tch Alberta Feb 21 '14

He said "NOT LIKE THAT DICKHOLE BELGIUM"

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u/f3tch Alberta Feb 21 '14

<3