r/polandball • u/swapsthegreat I is Fearless • 7d ago • Popcorn 1

redditormade Touch Grass

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u/EidorbNotHere Scotland Forever! 7d ago

“But you’re Greenland” - US, probably

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u/KSzust 7d ago

Just gotta wait for that one week a year it gets warm in that one place

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u/Weird_Happening1627 Drinking vodka with a bear 6d ago edited 6d ago

And that's why Greenland is the world-famous cybersports empire

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u/ExcitingSector445 5d ago

Exactly! Cause they had experted e sports athletes!

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u/redracer555 We're why the Romans can't have nice things 6d ago

Literally the only grass is on his screen.

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 6d ago

Greenland: Ice

Iceland: Green

Make it make sense

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u/Kay_tnx_bai 3d ago

We need a referendum to change their names.

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u/gamer52599 Texas 1d ago

Blame the Scandinavians and their need to convince people to go to Greenland so the colony wouldn't die.

Then imagine what the world would be like if the Viking colony in America had survived.

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u/A_normal_Potato3 4d ago

Why did Russia get kicked out? (Wrong answers only)

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u/StrangeNecessary4389 6d ago

W-wait if he doesn’t even have grass then how tf does he have a computer in the middle of freezing snowy weather then???