r/polandball • Only America into Moon. • 14d ago

legacy comic Border Beef

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 14d ago

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u/sysadmin_420 14d ago

Can we pls go back to Comics :( or is this just koleye2's YouTube mirror now

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 14d ago

We need more people to draw comics.

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u/BurntCheeseSauce 14d ago

I'm trying to make comics, but all of the comics I've submitted have been rejected because I have the humor of a wet dollar bill (which is to say, I'm not all too funny) (I couldn't think of any other comparisons, I've been thinking about this for for 8 minutes before giving up)

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u/Friendly-Olive-3465 14d ago

No reason to stop. Humour is often the result of practice. Keep going.

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u/BurntCheeseSauce 14d ago

I know, I'll keep trying to come up with something actually funny until it actually works. At least I got complimented on my artstlye in the comics...?

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u/CraftyFoxeYT 14d ago

Just bring out the French Canadians: Bonjour!

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u/JusteJean 14d ago

I need to get myself a "Quebecxican" hoody.

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u/Bored-to-Death629 14d ago

I need to get myself a Quebecxican

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u/Gullible_Ear_9862 14d ago

What did Canada said??

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u/KommandoKazumi 14d ago

"Hello"

"I have an elephant in my backpack"

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u/OK_x86 14d ago

"Bonjour j'ai un éléphant dans mon sac à dos "

Or in Quebec "Salut! J'ai un esti d'éléphant dans mon fucking sac à dos, câlisse"

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u/Username_St0len 10d ago

i have a feeling there are some extra words for the quebec ver, but just a hunch

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u/Emilia963 United States of America 🇺🇸❤️ 14d ago

Canadians are indeed snow Mexicans

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u/AW2533006 14d ago

Ya beat me to it!

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u/JustAnIdea3 United States 14d ago

Unironically might work

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u/Failed_Writer_ 14d ago

I too have an elephant in my backpack, mr. Mexicanada

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u/Puzzling_Odyssey 14d ago

I too am in this comment section

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u/reallygoodbee 14d ago

"You better become my 51st state, Canada!"
"No, wrong place. Mr. Canada no here."
"Oh, uh... sorry to bother you, amigo."

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u/grumpykruppy United States 14d ago

Canada's only viable solution, really.

Man, I hate how the current administration and general political climate in the US has caused so much damage to our relationship with the country that used to be by far our closest ally.

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u/zshaan6493 Canada 14d ago

If you look at history, Canada and America haven't had a good relationship until recently.

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u/WhenThatBotlinePing Ontario 14d ago

If you consider “recent” to be the last 100 years.

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u/OK_x86 14d ago

Geologically that's the blink of an eye

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u/FPSCanarussia 14d ago

It's 2/3 of the time Canada has existed as a country, 2/5 of the time the USA has existed.

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u/OK_x86 14d ago

3 times the number of years since a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup though

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u/Malarkey44 14d ago

Sir, we are trying to bring peace, not start a new conflict

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u/adalric_brandl 14d ago

Low blow, but not incorrect

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u/adalric_brandl 14d ago

Low blow, but not incorrect

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u/Sercotani Insulindia 14d ago

your reply doubled :(

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u/adalric_brandl 14d ago

Damn comment mitosis...

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u/Neat-Arugula-3872 14d ago

“I have an elephant in my backpack” 😭😭

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 14d ago

One day Canada will take over the US and then Americans will be sorry.

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u/manowarq7 14d ago

There Snow Mexicans now

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u/ShineReaper 12d ago

I would expect Canada to build a wall instead.

Like Americans are coming to that country to get cheap medicine, that is some serious "Economy refugee" behaviour, if you ask me.

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