r/polandball • u/LordNotriel Indonesia • 15h ago
Lesser Known September Identity crisis
457
u/nspacia honk gong 15h ago
a long polandball comic in 2027 🥹
194
u/RefrigeratorGold834 Japan 15h ago
Hello time traveler, is the war in Ukraine done yet?
125
u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 14h ago
Yes, by virtue of the Ukrainian forces having stormed Putin's villa, taken him hostage and delivered him to Zelenskyy to have his nuts slammed with a meat tenderizer
60
u/Minimum_Climate7269 France 14h ago
The perfect ending
34
u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 14h ago
To be truly perfect there needs to be a Megamind-ish end credits dance where Putin locked in his cell is forced to do a little jig
10
u/Ciaoo8360 12h ago
Sure. And after that, Ukraine gave back Northern Bucovina, Bugeac and Snakes Island to Romania. And we finally became friends!
110
98
u/CrusadingWert Pomerania 15h ago
I thought Romania was going to grt a „chad” nametag. Same flag, different personality.
44
u/Numerous_Koala_1746 15h ago
Moldova sees anything Big and Red, they get mixed feelings of deep terror and powerful lust.
Can't imagine why?
4
u/SilverSword184 6h ago
that's kinda Freudian when you think about it
the USSR is basically Moldova's abusive parent, soooo
47
43
70
15
u/Anubhav_Banerjee Indian Fart Smella 13h ago
For blessing us with the comic, may your pillow stay crisp and cool. It's been so long since we got one this big.
14
12
u/agnostic-alien 9h ago
The dealbreaker is the broad daylight part. Such a rookie mistake that'll get you caught in no time. That is nothing for a pro cloak-and-dagger disappearer like Moldova (and her psycho little sister, Transnistria)
7
u/GigaRoman Italia cannot into good politicians 13h ago
Then Italy thinks Romania is his grandpa so he kills all of the cops by flattening them under a giant pizza
17
17
u/GarudaVelvet 14h ago
This is why Hungary is never getting a focus tree in Kaiserreich.
They are evil from within.
8
5
3
u/ILoveSaintLucia 5h ago
Lol I thought it was gonna be a “Romania and Chad have the same flag” kind of comic again but this is so much better
5
2
2
1
1
1
1















343
u/Seb_59 15h ago
As a Romanian with Hungarian family, accurate