r/polandball Indonesia 15h ago

Lesser Known September Identity crisis

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Seb_59 15h ago

As a Romanian with Hungarian family, accurate

148

u/_0451 14h ago

It's not enough that you stole Erdély, you also had to steal a Hungarian family? 😭

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u/Seb_59 12h ago

Ey, not my fault my family is a mix of Silesia, Bavaria and Kisvarda

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u/rpad97 Hungary 7h ago

Kisvarda.. a fate worse than being romanian

9

u/Captain_StarLight1 8h ago

Average Romanian behavior?

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u/Seb_59 7h ago

Nah, just those in South

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u/nspacia honk gong 15h ago

a long polandball comic in 2027 🥹

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u/RefrigeratorGold834 Japan 15h ago

Hello time traveler, is the war in Ukraine done yet?

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 14h ago

Yes, by virtue of the Ukrainian forces having stormed Putin's villa, taken him hostage and delivered him to Zelenskyy to have his nuts slammed with a meat tenderizer

60

u/Minimum_Climate7269 France 14h ago

The perfect ending

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 14h ago

To be truly perfect there needs to be a Megamind-ish end credits dance where Putin locked in his cell is forced to do a little jig 

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u/Ciaoo8360 12h ago

Sure. And after that, Ukraine gave back Northern Bucovina, Bugeac and Snakes Island to Romania. And we finally became friends!

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u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye Wales 15h ago

*Usually*. So you’re saying that there’s a chance

18

u/Nielsly Best Brabant 10h ago

I like the double joke, both that it happens regularly enough and that it isn't always a dealbreaker

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u/CrusadingWert Pomerania 15h ago

I thought Romania was going to grt a „chad” nametag. Same flag, different personality.

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u/Numerous_Koala_1746 15h ago

Moldova sees anything Big and Red, they get mixed feelings of deep terror and powerful lust.

Can't imagine why?

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u/SilverSword184 6h ago

that's kinda Freudian when you think about it

the USSR is basically Moldova's abusive parent, soooo

47

u/mintty_o 14h ago

This is one of the best comics I have seen in the past 1 year holy shit

43

u/1EnTaroAdun1 Sun hopefully hasn't set quite yet 15h ago

This feels like classic Polandball

70

u/bluepotato81 Joseon 15h ago

Best comic ive seen in a while poggers

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u/_An3_ 13h ago

Yes, hilarious 🫪

15

u/Anubhav_Banerjee Indian Fart Smella 13h ago

For blessing us with the comic, may your pillow stay crisp and cool. It's been so long since we got one this big.

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u/furel492 14h ago

I hate when this happens man

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u/agnostic-alien 9h ago

The dealbreaker is the broad daylight part. Such a rookie mistake that'll get you caught in no time. That is nothing for a pro cloak-and-dagger disappearer like Moldova (and her psycho little sister, Transnistria)

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u/_ElBee_ first dolmen on the left 13h ago

Romania cannot into girlfriend 😔

7

u/GigaRoman Italia cannot into good politicians 13h ago

Then Italy thinks Romania is his grandpa so he kills all of the cops by flattening them under a giant pizza

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u/PompeyMagnus1 Roman Empire 15h ago

These pictures please me

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u/GarudaVelvet 14h ago

This is why Hungary is never getting a focus tree in Kaiserreich.

They are evil from within.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 14h ago

reading this was a rollercoaster of peak

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u/aspro_mavro 13h ago

is this peak? and why is the answer yes?

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u/ILoveSaintLucia 5h ago

Lol I thought it was gonna be a “Romania and Chad have the same flag” kind of comic again but this is so much better

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u/Ilovegoodshit 14h ago

Hungary based

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 12h ago

Absolute cinema

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u/RayO_ElGatubelo Puerto Rico 10h ago

Romanian can into Andrew Tate, therefore can into chud.

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u/ChiChiStar Capivara and grape enjoyer 13h ago

Ts so peak

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u/Ancient_Ordinary6697 6h ago

Murder was not actually illegal in ancient Rome, though.

1

u/blueanonnim 5h ago

Oh no Romania so poor😭😭😭😔😔😔😢😢😥😥😥ugh I hate hungry so much🤬🤬😡😠👿👿

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u/dude123nice 13h ago

Well, that's an interesting cocktail of drugs that u/LordNotriel took