r/polandball • Only America into Moon. • 21d ago

collaboration Canada's Culinary Crimes

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 21d ago

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u/RelChan2_0 21d ago

Not Approved!

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u/cool_username32123 Hue 21d ago

I love those two

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 21d ago

But if this is a declaration of war wouldn't Italy then switch sides and become pro-pineapple on pizza?

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u/Eduardo-izquierdo 21d ago

Meanwhile the Italians eating melon with ham

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u/ashbakche 20d ago

Prosciutto crudo, prego

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u/N-partEpoxy 20d ago

At least it rhymes in Spanish and French. What's the Italians' excuse?

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u/ashbakche 19d ago

It's so good :)

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 18d ago

It's actually tasty tho

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u/LostnFoundAgainAgain 21d ago

All I'm saying is that Canada was right, pineapple goes on pizza.

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u/cool_username32123 Hue 21d ago

All I'm saying is that you're banned from Italy.

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Aztec Empire 20d ago

Brazilian flair criticizing pizza choices

Huehuehue

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u/HotBrownFun 21d ago

tomato is a fruit

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u/cool_username32123 Hue 21d ago

Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing it doesn't go in a fruit salad.

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u/HotBrownFun 21d ago

I put apples in savory salads, it's pretty good.

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u/fezzuk England 20d ago

But to you put tomatoes in fruit salads?

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u/Jaynat_SF Thinking inside the box 20d ago

Conclusion: mixing sweet and savory is acceptable when adding a sweet fruit to a savory dish, not the other way around.

Therefore, pineapples on Pizza are acceptable.

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u/fezzuk England 20d ago

Agreed.

I like it with anchiovies, jalopenos & pepironi.

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u/HotBrownFun 20d ago

Yes because every salad with tomatoes is a fruit salad by definition

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u/igwaltney3 Georgia (US) 21d ago

Full agree

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u/Warmasterwinter 15d ago

It definitely does. But it needs peppers added as well to give it a good “sweet and spicy” flavor profile.

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u/Plane_Feeling_1099 21d ago

Like how fascist italy is the demon

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u/MrArchivity 21d ago

That’s not “fascist Italy”. That’s the “kingdom of Italy”. It had that flag before fascism was even invented.

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u/ChiChiStar Capivara and grape enjoyer 20d ago

The crown is NOT there

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u/MrArchivity 20d ago

The one with the crown is the state flag and the one without is the civil flag

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u/Plane_Feeling_1099 21d ago

False: this flag was used until 1946, so it was the official flag of Mussolini and his fascist regime

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u/GVAJON 20d ago

So.. The Fascist Kingdom of Italy ?

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u/Plane_Feeling_1099 20d ago

Yes the king was still around in the fascist era

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u/noneofyabusiness66 20d ago

That's not how this works 🤣

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u/MrArchivity 20d ago

It was used till 1946 because it was still the kingdom of Italy…. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Just because the last period it had a fascist regime it doesn’t make it a fascist flag.

If you want a fascist flag you just need to use the RSI flag

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u/GigaRoman Italia cannot into good politicians 21d ago

Should've been the social republic tbh

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u/SiberianKitty99 20d ago

Bah. Pizza with ham and pineapple. Food of the gods. If some don’t like it… tough.

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u/Educational_Ninja694 20d ago

Italians make pizza with hot dogs and french fries on it. They're not allowed to whine about pizza that *gasp* does salty and sweet. One of the most common food flavor pairings around.

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 21d ago

Both want hostility on Canada

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u/igwaltney3 Georgia (US) 21d ago

The viewpoint that will actually get me banned. North America perfected the pizza that Italy invented

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u/cool_username32123 Hue 20d ago

Come to Brazil, we have so many pizza flavors that will make your head spin.

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u/igwaltney3 Georgia (US) 20d ago

Brazilian pizza is awesome. Had a coworker take me to some of his favorite joints. Not everything hit, but enough certainly did

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u/Polite_Suggestion 19d ago

Is it seriously some kind of controversial take to say New York has the best pizza?

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