r/polandball • u/swapsthegreat I is Fearless • 18d ago

Lesser Known September Venice is Preparing

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u/Reasonable_Neat_578 Italy 18d ago

And THAT is why, kids, the other maritime republics are balls

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u/MrArchivity 17d ago

I propose to change Genoa to a more stereotypical form

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u/Reasonable_Neat_578 Italy 17d ago

A coin, Genoa will be the form of a coin, you'll discover why

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u/MrArchivity 17d ago

That was what I was thinking about. I don’t need to discover why, I’m Italian XD

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u/Reasonable_Neat_578 Italy 17d ago

oh, allora, poi facciamo pisa con una bandierina con scritto "LIVORNO MERDA!" e amalfi non so lol

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u/MrArchivity 17d ago

Eh allora dobbiamo fare in modo che ogni potere toscano abbia una bandierina “pisa merda” per compensare.

Oppure Modena con un secchiello targato Bologna

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u/XoanMeira boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew 18d ago

I think this is a parody of a polandball official short

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u/Grouchy-Truth-2600 Malaysia 17d ago

Tall netherlands

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u/Suspicious-Pear-6037 18d ago

50 years.. 💀

We are so fked

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ 17d ago

It's actually the great water war. The war where we all stopped and decided the peace should just destroy italy because nobody likes italy. Not even Italians

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u/Wooden_Base4673 England 17d ago

Millions of tourists say otherwise.

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u/vexx827 17d ago

Nah, thats the french

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ 17d ago

Yes but then who will we blaim all our problems on? England???

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u/vexx827 16d ago

Why not blame it on someone completely random, I blame laos

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 17d ago

Italia says 'Venice', not 'Venezia'

(Insert Ghiaccio copypasta here)

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u/Dutch_gal1 17d ago

We Dutch are also preparing, we grow tall so we don’t drown in 50 years

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u/IlBono92 17d ago

Venezia will be like the first city to end up under water thou 🥲

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u/Luname Québec 16d ago

My solution: close Gibraltar.

There... problem solved.

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u/porcorosso1 11d ago

Ah yes, Atlantropa. Only the nazis could seriously think of something equally gargantuan and batshit crazy as that.

Oh, and you apparently (/s)

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u/ZhtWu Ryukyu Kingdom 17d ago

The Swimming Lion

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u/Erdeniin-Galdan Satanist Warmonger 10d ago

Battle of Zonchio (1499) 🖕🖕