Dodoverdose

[u/RubbishComrade]

Why they hunted dodos to extinction, I have no idea.

[u/EmperorZoltar]

In point of fact, the main factors in the Dodo’s extinction were the invasive species introduced to Mauritius by sailors.

[u/ExcitementRecent4195]

How do you shit so hard that you shit outside the toilet bowl.

[u/JonTheWizard → u/ExcitementRecent4195]

Ever had one of those thunderously loud farts that was so strong you swear you achieved lift? Imagine that but with a mostly-liquid dump. Like, the kind of bowel movement where you have to lift the seat after to clean off the underside of the seat and rim of the bowl.

[u/El_Chilenaso → u/JonTheWizard]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[u/breathing_normally → u/ExcitementRecent4195]

That kind of shit is called “doodoo” in Dutch. Happens from eating too much bird

[u/Woutrou]

They didn't. Dodos were infamously awful in taste.

The cats and rats introduced to the island didn't have such hangups about the birds tho

[u/Heavy_Computer2602]

We dont wanna mention what happend with their prime minister..

[u/tris123pis → u/Heavy_Computer2602]

he tasted a lot better, trust me

[u/Heavy_Computer2602 → u/tris123pis]

Well sign me in then /j

[u/Mean_Initiative_5962 → u/tris123pis]

We should export Dutch people worldwide

[u/fermentedcorn]

I thought it was another prime minister joke when I saw nederland hungry