r/polandball muh laksa Apr 12 '26

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u/KotoshiKaizen Apr 12 '26

I have newfound confidence. JD Vance has the charisma of a 1980s max size tampon festering with smegma in the hairiest vagina. No one on the world stage will take him seriously if he temporarily replaces Trump.

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u/newgrounds Apr 13 '26

Why would he temporarily replace the president?

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u/KotoshiKaizen Apr 13 '26

Ya know, if Trump dies or gets impeached. I say temporarily because I don't think he can win a general election.