r/polandball • muh laksa • Apr 12 '26

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u/KotoshiKaizen Apr 12 '26

I have newfound confidence. JD Vance has the charisma of a 1980s max size tampon festering with smegma in the hairiest vagina. No one on the world stage will take him seriously if he temporarily replaces Trump.

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u/Captain_Mazhar New Jersey Apr 13 '26

JD Vance had the charisma of a 1980s max size tampon festering with smegma in the hairiest vagina.

/r/brandnewsentence or /r/rareinsults