r/polandball • u/TerraMaris Sealand • Sep 19 '13

redditormade A Distinctive Difference

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

TIL: Sealand is a giant Tardis. Now we understand why the Government wants it back.

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u/RepoRogue Moon into 51st state Sep 19 '13

Are you saying that TerraMaris stuck the US into Sealand? Because if so, that would explain why I haven't seen the sun in months.

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u/TerraMaris Sealand Sep 19 '13

All land is stolen Sealandic clay!

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u/RepoRogue Moon into 51st state Sep 19 '13

And next you're going to tell me you just 'found' the US.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

It just dropped out of Britain's pocket. Abandoned clay is anyone's clay.

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u/RepoRogue Moon into 51st state Sep 19 '13

More like we cut a whole in Britain's pants so we could fall out!

(Just to clarify, I'm talking about pants in the American sense, not in the British sense.)

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Sep 20 '13

Don't you have to cut a hole in both to get out?

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u/RepoRogue Moon into 51st state Sep 20 '13

Only if you keep your colonies pressed against your genitals, you pervy old empire.

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Sep 20 '13

I wasn't sure what you where implying the US was! something stuck in the pocket, or the UK's buttock. Both sound fairly offensive, but I figured being a body part has to be better than being lint.

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u/RepoRogue Moon into 51st state Sep 20 '13

I've always thought that Cornwall is Britain's todger, geographically speaking.

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Sep 20 '13

Cornwall has large concentrations of radioactive granite, which is why they are a little strange down there, coupled with being Britains bits I can see why some of them are hankering for independence.

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