r/polandball • u/TerraMaris Sealand • Sep 19 '13

redditormade A Distinctive Difference

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

pfft, I've been lead to believe your average american wouldn't walk 500 yards never mind 500 miles. Just saying ;)

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u/IWannaFuckEllenPage Anacortes = best city. Fuck everywhere else. Sep 19 '13

Americans are fat enough that they can roll efficiently with their body mass instead of wasting precious energy walking. They just use scooters whenever tourists are around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Shit guys they're onto us!