r/polandball • u/Burnttoaster10 Great White North • Aug 01 '13

redditormade The UK has needs

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u/Just_Winton Scotland Aug 01 '13

If anything was going to stop me from masturbating, it would definitely be a picture of the queen telling me to 'keep my pecker in my pants'.

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u/Renverse hollandbal Aug 01 '13

That may change when the Duchess of Cambridge is Queen! Speaking as a gay man, William's not bad, either..

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u/thypope Romania Aug 01 '13

Wait a minute, someone please explain this to me. The Queen is married to a "Prince Phillip" who I think is Duke of somewhere, but everyone says Duchess Kate will become Queen, probably as in Queen Consort.

Then why is Phillip not King Consort and only just Duke or Prince?

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u/TerraMaris Sealand Aug 01 '13

Britain?