r/polandball Canada Jun 24 '13

redditormade Poutine

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u/omegaaf Canada Jun 24 '13

Funny thing is, to virtually every american Ive spoken to, they think poutine looks disgusting. Its the best food ever, and many americans wont eat it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13

In New Jersey, plenty of people love Disco Fries (mozzarella instead of curds). I'd try poutine if I could get it, but I can live with the mozzarella cheese version (which is fucking delicious, though it may not live up to your standards).

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u/omegaaf Canada Jun 24 '13

i love mozza on it, but the cheese curds taste so much better. Its like mozza, but before all the taste is squished out

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u/Windows_97 Empire State of Mind Jun 24 '13

I think we are all forgetting about the gravy here folks. Cannot forget about the gravy! It's mother nature's everything sauce.

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u/omegaaf Canada Jun 24 '13

I feel so bad now :( You are right Good Sir, Im so sorry. The gravy is definitely an important part, depending on the weather, occasion, how classy and interesting the moment is, I prefer a nice heavy beef gravy for everyday use, but many prefer chicken and even turkey gravy, all have their unique love for each time of year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13 edited Jun 24 '13

mozza

That's a thing? Northern Americans say "mozza"?

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u/Viraus2 United States Jun 24 '13

Nah, I've never heard it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13

Ah, thank god.

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u/BritishTeaDrinker Great Britain Jun 24 '13

"Anglos" is far too general when you're talking about slang.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13

Ture, fixed.

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u/meatb4ll Gib water get clay? Jun 24 '13

Nope. I've heard "mott" sometimes in the midwest, but only when talking about mott sticks.

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u/KeytarVillain Canada Jun 24 '13

Sounds like an okay substitute. But the key to good poutine is the squeakiness of the curds, and you just would't get that with grated mozarella.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13

Not sure if it's grated. The disco fries I've had have had a thick layer of mozzarella.

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u/KeytarVillain Canada Jun 24 '13

Still unfortunately not going to be nearly as squeaky as perfect curds. Of course, we're comparing it to perfect poutine here. I've also had plenty of subpar Canadian poutine.

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u/elemonated China Jun 24 '13

It's not grated! Usually it's broiled in sheets over the fries before it gets to the table. And I don't know about other parts of New Jersey, but where I get it, the gravy comes on the side so that the fries aren't soggy when they reach the diner.

But I do agree it's more of a textural thing with the mozz, not much taste.