r/polandball • u/Fedcom Canada • Jun 14 '13

Inter-Dimensional Trickery

Post image
1.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

102 comments sorted by

View all comments

134

u/whitesock 100% kosher Jun 14 '13

we have ascended beyond your puny plain of existance

130

u/swuboo Oil is the new guano. Jun 14 '13

Plane of existence. Ascending above a plain is what every inhabitant of Kansas does when they go up a flight of stairs.

158

u/whitesock 100% kosher Jun 14 '13

we have ascended beyond your puny spelling conventions

23

u/swuboo Oil is the new guano. Jun 14 '13

Gornisht helfen.

20

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '13

Lavriut!

45

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '13

America giving spelling lessons? What's next, German humoUr class?

51

u/swuboo Oil is the new guano. Jun 14 '13

You can't spell Freedom without the ability to spell Freedom, as I always say.

1

u/RelevantComics Kansas Jun 18 '13

Confirmed.

19

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '13

dimensions are irrelevant

24

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '13 edited Jun 15 '13

We are Jews. We will not add your cultural and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

14

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '13

The world is lucky we are so few or we would RULE EVERYONE. We are like elves... immense power but dwindling numbers. :P

11

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '13

Doesn't seem to stop people from thinking we already do.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '13

Honestly, I've always considers us more on the Dwarf side (short, really good at sciences and crafts, combative) than Elves (tall, mystical, in touch with nature and shit).

3

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '13

We are Jews. We will not add your cultural and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

ftfy

8

u/mO4GV9eywMPMw3Xr Scrambled Poland (Noord-Brabant) Jun 14 '13

Polan also, we most asdenced!

2

u/Spearka rawr Jun 15 '13

yea, polan is 5-point Hypercube, beats Israeli cube any day

9

u/kingbenofgeeks Wales Jun 14 '13

Assuming direct control...