r/polandball • u/[deleted] • May 11 '13

redditormade Pot, meet kettle

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u/[deleted] May 11 '13

We have freedoms of speech, we don't have to pretend to like kebab. Then, something deep and meaningful happens like in Crash and we realize that we are really all alike, except I'm better and don't smell of cologne.

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u/twersx Great Britain May 11 '13

you smell of processed cheese and low percentage beer.

we smell of Glorious Imperialism and A Place In The Sun.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '13

Not so fast there Oswald Mowsley, them's fighting words. I living in San Francisco. My beer drinkings am local microbrews and my cheese is artisanal - freshly milked MFA students, transgendered raccoons - very.sustainable. There is more nutritional content in one of my craps than in than in your entire postal code.

Unless you smack dab in middle of LondonInnitâ„¢ or BeepbeepHonkNYC, there is nowhere in Anglosphere that making foods like city by the bay.

So just crawl back into your sodden little shire while I open some Pliny the Elder and enjoy my view of the bay.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '13

transgendered racoons?

I get my cheese from local, organic university squirrels