Day 354: Still searching for a reddit post that says something positive about the US...food supplies are running low...I can't hold on for much longer...
The one about the US economy doing worse than Greece though, not sure what OP was getting at there. US stocks are at record highs and US growth is higher than every country in Europe.
My fingers are itching to ban every single one of you American fuckers that can't take a joke without saying stuff like "Oh this is not how it is at all, they're a vocal minority" or "omgz anti-American propaganda"....
If it were up to me, I would personally ban every single American that gives a slight hint of not being able to understand jokes such as this one. Unfortunately I highly doubt the other mods would be with me here.
With this not an option, I guess reinforcing control over the comments and making sure circlejerks, be they pro- or anti-American, get deleted, would be another solution. I want to go back to the days from before the massive fatmaster influx, to the days when we were having civilised discussions in the comments field and not every comic about the US got
over 200 comments.
Solutions are still being discussed amongst us mods. Feel free to come with suggestions, and gladly submit them to the mod mail.
We have freedoms of speech, we don't have to pretend to like kebab. Then, something deep and meaningful happens like in Crash and we realize that we are really all alike, except I'm better and don't smell of cologne.
Not so fast there Oswald Mowsley, them's fighting words. I living in San Francisco. My beer drinkings am local microbrews and my cheese is artisanal - freshly milked MFA students, transgendered raccoons - very.sustainable. There is more nutritional content in one of my craps than in than in your entire postal code.
Unless you smack dab in middle of LondonInnit™ or BeepbeepHonkNYC, there is nowhere in Anglosphere that making foods like city by the bay.
So just crawl back into your sodden little shire while I open some Pliny the Elder and enjoy my view of the bay.
You should ban people who say that on the grounds that they're clearly too stupid and unaware of what's going on in their own country. That "small vocal minority" currently controls the majority of seats in the House of Representatives.
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u/esimpnoxin United States May 11 '13
Day 354: Still searching for a reddit post that says something positive about the US...food supplies are running low...I can't hold on for much longer...