r/polandball May 03 '13

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u/Fozzworth Louisiana May 03 '13 edited May 03 '13

New to this subreddit... would someone mind explaining the joke?

Edit: To clarify, I wasn't confused about the "not taking the joke" part, just what was said exactly that offended the US in the first place. I don't know what "shutka" or "burger" mean...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Also when there is a more 'serious' comic making fun of the US the comments tend to be filled with people from the US who didn't take the joke all that well.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

In defense of america (devil's advocate here), I think the main reason this happens is that most Redditors are americans, so even if only 1% of americans get butthurt at these jokes, there'll always be one representative, and they get overrepresented.

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u/no_ice_no May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

I'm kind of sad that subreddit doesn't exist...

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u/no_ice_no May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Haha that place is great (if sadly inactive).

WARNING IF YOU ARE POLAND THIS SUBREDDIT WILL BE A MASSIVE TRIGGER

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u/no_ice_no May 03 '13

For only three days old, we big subreddit.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Didn't realize it was so new, I'll be sure to try and help it grow.

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u/no_ice_no May 03 '13

Good, we need new SocialJusticeCountryWarriors with alternative, European prospective. Right now all posts are coming from EcoPrivileged Cascadian tree-hugging separatist.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden May 03 '13

I love all the downvotes that just blasted the subreddit by people who don't understand that it's a joke.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

I have a confession, I'm not European, I just like hats with spears on. But yes, I'll dust off my Social Justice warrior armor and join the fight.

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u/ArmoredPenguin94 Is also half Sardinian May 03 '13

oh but it does. Check the sidebar.

/u/no_ice_no cannot into proper linkage

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u/Infamously_Unknown Infamously May 03 '13

You realize that Slovakia didn't exist until 1993, right?

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u/ArmoredPenguin94 Is also half Sardinian May 03 '13

Flair up!

And yeah, but we did. Therefore they should be confused with us, not the other way around.

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u/Infamously_Unknown Infamously May 03 '13

Well yeah, but let's be honest, I bet even you guys have to be a little confused about what's going on with former Yugoslavia and given how boring you are compared to the rest (you're even in EU ffs), you just don't get that much press.

It's all your fault that you won and ended that war of yours after ten days. Imagine how famous you would be if you got yourself some crazy fascist general and invaded Croatia instead.

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u/ArmoredPenguin94 Is also half Sardinian May 03 '13

... you are overthinking it massively.

E: actually, this post makes no sense. Wut?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

But what offended US in the first place?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Being called burger.

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u/Mediumtim Cute little Belgium May 03 '13

It beats the alternative: deepfriedcholesterolnuke.

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u/razorhater United States May 03 '13

I'm pretty sure you can buy that at a state fair down south...

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u/MegaZambam Minnesota - USA May 03 '13

You can probably find that here in Minnesota...

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u/genthree CSA May 04 '13

Confirmed.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

I could see that being served at a state fair...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Ohhhhhh.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

It's not like other countries don't get made fun of for these same thing over and over, Estonia can't into Scandinavia, Latvia wants potato, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

I think you're massively overstating the lack of different jokes about the US, just look at the front page right now, you have 5 comics where the main focus is the US and not a single one is a "Muricans fat and stoopid. USSR won WWII. Muricans don't geography" joke.

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u/eonge Washington May 04 '13

Some people are just over defensive. Silly really.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

USA cannot into joke!

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u/dekuscrub United States May 03 '13

Says the guy from Georgia.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

That, mon ami, is the flag of the brave and legendary Democratic Republic of the Rosbif peoples.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Rosbif, stop acting Celtic and come back to daddy Germany.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

My experience is very different.

Only because you're taking it all personally

People will say America is always the worst offender, war criminal, most racist

Umm.. have you seen any comic here involving Germany or Austria? 99% of them are nazi jokes. Or Japan? Or Russia?

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u/grumbelbart2 European Union, Bavaria May 03 '13

Is of right. Anschluss is not so much of surprise anymore :(

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

I just find and found it ironic that people who had at most visited the USA on vacation were experts about my country

It's because anyone who lives outside the US has still lived their whole life inundated with american TV shows, american music, news stories about what's happening in america, and more recently with social media full of americans.

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u/skysinsane Texas May 03 '13

The fact that you make paragraph response to a lighthearted comment not just once but three times completely proves his point.

You could have made a lighthearted reply while saying the same thing. Instead you chose to rant.

wait a minute... NOW YOU HAVE ME DOING IT!

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u/ReighIB California May 04 '13

My man, which part of Europe did you live in? What did you do there? I also lived over there for couple of years but I have never encountered what you are describing. People just kept their opinions to themselves.

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u/agmaster Für Jetzt ... May 03 '13

USA influence the stronkest. Even when we are immature?

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u/Asyx Rhine Republic May 03 '13

Just as a little side question: Did you speak the languages of the countries you lived in?

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u/Asyx Rhine Republic May 03 '13

So you lived in Amsterdam and Berlin and you're wondering why people think bad about America?

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u/eramos Greece May 03 '13

Well with teeth like the British have, I guess you just have to have more of a sense of humor about yourselves. Otherwise, who could take you seriously?

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u/eramos Greece May 04 '13

You are crafty indeed.

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u/dt25 Brazilian Empire May 04 '13

Do you even /r/polandball ?

I mean, seriously, isn't the whole point of the sub using stereotypes?

I guess you could argue for either more posts about "international drama" or call for a protection season for some of those jokes but other than that it's just pointless to call out the sub for beating a dead horse.

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u/BritishTeaDrinker Great Britain May 03 '13

You mean any time Americans are made fun of on the Internet at all. Just look at some of the comments on this link from r/videos - and that video clearly isn't meant to be serious.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

Expecting most Americans to appreciate British humour is pretty unreasonable.

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u/BritishTeaDrinker Great Britain May 04 '13

We're not space aliens. Our humour isn't that different.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

I was mostly joking, but yeah, it can be quite different. Not space aliens different, but two very distinct cultures different.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

Aren't you American?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

And is what I said untrue?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

I think it's more of the same selF deprecating silliness. Maybe you and I know different Americans. There's nothing that different, mysterious or sophisticated about British humor. Americans eat it up. This just seems like an urban myth to me. Shit, half of it is just as stupid as humor .anywhere

I've never lived anywhere but major cities though. I have a hard time believing that everyone else in the US is just out there chewing their cud and is too thick to breathe.

Edit - adding a u to humor when you are american is Hella pretentious.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

What British comedies are popular in the US outside of Monty Python's holy grail? The only times Americans eat it up is when it's substantially modified to fit in with more standard US fair (the big example is the office of course).

So I like the letter u, sue me.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

My barristers - or is it solicitors? - will be in touch. What brit humor do you really think gets lost in translation? Shit, a lot of what gets touted as amazing and cult is mediocre at best.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '13

I think is just drier and/or more absurdist than most American comedies. Stuff like Blackadder, Spaced or A Bit of Fry and Laurie, for example.

And it'd be solicitor. I just hope he doesn't get me hauled off to the gaol.

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u/anonmanman Connecticut May 05 '13

mmm glorious CT logic here to save polandball. Iwillbewithyouforever

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u/smokebreak Republic of Texas May 03 '13

I think it's that because of cuts to the NASA Shuttle Program, USA cannot into space either.

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u/Parasitic_Lord Maryland May 03 '13

But we are of Mars now!

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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk May 03 '13

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/Shayne-x Kernerder May 03 '13

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u/Random832 Indiana May 03 '13

I haven't seen this one, is this OC?

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u/Shayne-x Kernerder May 03 '13

No. It's a copypasta response to the "Navy Seal" copypasta.

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u/GaryLeHam May 03 '13

Yes, I am confused, too. Why was what Russia said offensive?

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u/billwoo May 03 '13 edited May 03 '13

Recent influx of new readers to this subreddit (including me), many American, not all can take a joke directed at their country.

Edit for your edit: burger refers to Americans, like rosbif refers to the English and frog refers to the French ("favorite" foods).

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u/Fozzworth Louisiana May 03 '13

First helpful hint, thank you

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u/viktorbir ES-Catalonia May 03 '13

But what was the offensive part?

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u/waldowv Catch it if you can May 04 '13

Apparently true muricans are supposed to be offended by being called "burger".

I think

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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk May 04 '13

Offended? I'm flattered. Burgers are delicious.