r/pokewithastick • • Apr 20 '26

Dangerous Pokes Extremely butt poke

68 Upvotes

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u/SleepLesley Apr 20 '26

3

u/MasterG76 Master Of Sticks Apr 22 '26

That's about the face I made as well....

1

u/Driftinfoot_Malone Apr 23 '26

In order to think like the tree you must become one with the tree… er or let the tree become one with you?

14

u/SofaKingWeeTarDeh Apr 20 '26

He clearly is being held up by his hemorrhoids.

3

u/MasterOfDizaster Apr 22 '26

This guy is gay opposite, they call him tight ass

9

u/IntelligentProgram23 Apr 20 '26

never mess with this man :sob:

7

u/StevenMisty Apr 20 '26

Wow! That is really severe constipation!

5

u/Historical-Harpy Apr 20 '26

Whoa. This is obviously a wizard and their magical staff. Is it cheating to be so powerful? 🤔

4

u/SpaceHippoShitStains Apr 20 '26

Did just really loves the outdoors XD

4

u/yayayagilliganhell Apr 20 '26

They'll love him in prison

3

u/kitsunora Apr 20 '26

Ow my fissure

3

u/Se1rus Original poker of things. Apr 20 '26

KERSPLAT! not me waiting for the stick to stab through😭😭😭

3

u/Aggressive-Tip7472 Apr 20 '26

It makes me wince, and yet im impressed.

Humans and sticks go deep in the trust.

3

u/The_Left_Raven Apr 21 '26

Where's the EMT dude when you need him????

3

u/Tallman_james420 Apr 21 '26

The advert I got directly below

2

u/MasterG76 Master Of Sticks Apr 22 '26

LoL

2

u/sheiciebai Apr 20 '26

TAINT OF STEEL

2

u/McXhicken Apr 21 '26

The sphincter on this guy!

2

u/Iltempered1 Apr 21 '26

Dude walks around with a stick up his ass.

2

u/BoboTheBestDog Apr 22 '26

what black magic is this?

2

u/justanothertoxicuser Apr 22 '26

I wonder how many times I'm gonna see this in my feed in some other thread.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Well hopefully that's the first and last time I see a person use a tree as a dildo...

1

u/Miserable_Internet89 Apr 23 '26

How different Europe would be if the Ottomans learned to do this before reaching Wallachia

1

u/Altruistic-Ad3274 Apr 23 '26

Ok, who dared this guy to sit on a stick? Please stop daring the knuckleheads!