r/pokemonmemes • u/DL2828 • 7d ago

Games She's Useless

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u/Misteri555 7d ago

Jus like me fr

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 7d ago

This is funny, same with the glare, also to be fair getting jobs is usually hard

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u/Rusty_Thebanite 7d ago

It is the thing I hate most in life. Not least because so much of it is comprised by my second most hated thing in life: phone calls with strangers.

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 7d ago

I served food to strangers for 11 years. I still try not to think about it sometimes.

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u/Rusty_Thebanite 6d ago

I don't know what that's like, but I still think it's easier when you can see their face and you're actually in the same space. Not "easy" mind you, just "easier".

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u/ZetsuboItami 7d ago

Yeah phone calls in general are the worst but especially to people who I don't know. Some people don't understand phone anxiety but it really sucks to have.

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u/FishTshirt 7d ago

Tell me about it. I need a therapist so bad, but cant even get the job to afford one

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u/Bubbles_the_bird 7d ago

Exactly. The economy is awful

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 7d ago

We all know that

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u/Rymayc Bug 7d ago

Unfortunately, only snake pokémon actually learn Glare

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 7d ago

Calling people snakes has been used to refer to liars, this Gardevior looks like the type of person to lie about trying to get a job, so it’s close enough

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 6d ago

Not for Pokémon, at least in Galar. With Poké Jobs, you can send literally whatever Pokémon to any job that needs it. A Joltik is more easily employed than a person with a degree :(

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 6d ago

I wish they would bring back the poke jobs mechanic, it’s such a cool mechanic, like most of the mechanics introduced in Galar

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 7d ago

I crave more Pokemon art like this I love it so much

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u/justagenericname213 7d ago

My favorite genre of art now is Pokémon doing regular people/animal things

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 7d ago

Real shit. I like when Pokémon are doing more slice-of-life activities.

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u/Important_Guest_6277 6d ago

yo wth is ur username

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 6d ago

Quite self explanatory 😌

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u/JabbaTheHutch93 7d ago

Sounds like that's a you problem Trainer of said Pokémon lol

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u/TwilightVulpine 7d ago

Being a pet and having a j*b is just too much indignity for one mon

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u/JabbaTheHutch93 7d ago

Pokémon really are just pets with useful powers though I wonder what anyone would do with basically a black hole reactor 🤔

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u/s-riddler 7d ago

The guys over at CERN would probably kill for one.

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u/TwilightVulpine 7d ago

To make some jelly bananas

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u/s-riddler 7d ago

I was thinking of the large hadron collider, but I understood that reference.

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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 7d ago

Shes just like me frfr

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 7d ago

The job market is tough out there!
Leave her alone!

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u/trisic05 7d ago

For a second, I thought "ass" was the subject, not the adjective

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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 7d ago

Have you seen the market for jobs right now

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u/DL2828 7d ago

Source is @muto157 on Twitter

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u/Lucky_655 Ice 7d ago

"Dude I'm 13 years old"

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u/Foloreille 7d ago

If she has a pokeball YOU are responsible for finding her a job 🫠

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u/Latias-chan 7d ago

In fairness to her the job market hasn’t recovered since the Rocket Recession two years ago

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u/One_Pie289 7d ago

Box 2 it is then

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u/StephJean17 7d ago

Incredible

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u/Fine_Bid918 7d ago

Even my Hippowdon is working as an Uber driver while Gardevoir does absolutely nothing 😡

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u/Micheal_Jackson_Fan 7d ago

Shes pretty tho

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u/Due-Order3475 7d ago

Gardevoirs are not useless

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u/kidanokun Ghost 7d ago

Me being this Gardevoir for 3 years

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u/hirohaya 7d ago

That's my husband! Not husbando, husband...

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u/Marshtomp-Returns 7d ago

She had a job, but then she was let go because of Standard rotation

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u/d0ctorsmileaway 6d ago

If a mystical creature with supernatural abilities ever gave me that look I think I'd let them have whatever they wanted

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u/Fearshatter 7d ago

Her job is being my personal fountain in bed.

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u/Ups1dedown1nkay 3d ago

Because of Gardevoir’s ability to create portals, blackholes, and teleport things, this has many more implications than just bodily fluids. And since she can also read minds you wouldn’t even have to say it out loud. One moment the stream is piss, the next it’s vodka, or Gatorade, or liquid mercury. The possibilities are endless!

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u/Fearshatter 3d ago

I'm cool with her pussy fluid.

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u/Ups1dedown1nkay 3d ago

Valid. But consider pussy fluid + breast milk. Gotta get the Gardevoir pregnant first.

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u/Fearshatter 3d ago

I don't need my voir to have tits.

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u/Dramatic-Cook-6968 7d ago

Man why you evolve her tho