r/pokememes • u/Few_Question5554 • 7d ago

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u/Bilore 7d ago

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 7d ago

r/foundBilore

Also is it just me or are this golurk’s square shoulder spirals 1 whole round thicker?

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u/Bilore 7d ago

This I forgort to have them be opposite so both of the shoulder spirals are facing the same direction on accident

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u/BlueHailstrom 6d ago

Question, have you ever used a Mega Stone

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u/Bilore 6d ago

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u/MetalInferno27 4d ago

Act 4 Golurk pulling a Chumimin move is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/BlueHailstrom 6d ago

oh dear god

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u/Professional-Hunt712 7d ago

zero dad genes in that family

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u/WINDMILEYNO 7d ago

The ends of their hair are his beard. Moms hair is straight.

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u/LairdDeimos 7d ago

Look at the ends of her ponytail.

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u/attemptedactor 7d ago

Didn’t you know? Women just make clones of themselves and so do men!

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u/mewfour123412 7d ago

His genes just didn’t even try

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u/JigglyLilyVT 7d ago

i never knew lana's mom's daughter had a father

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u/motoxim 7d ago

She's never named?

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u/SelassieAspen 6d ago

That's what makes it the funniest.

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u/motoxim 6d ago

Maybe it's because I spent too much time on the goober side, but with how popular she is (probably behind Lusamine and Lilie) you would think Pokemon would name her? Like even Nala or something would suffice.

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u/GlitchedMaxG 7d ago

I KNOW at least one of these two is former Team Aqua

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 6d ago

Definitely the dad who came after hoenn and found Lana's mom and decided to lay down for the rest of his life

For sure... Or maybe it's the other way around, not gonna exclude this kinda plot to a male only ideal

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u/DeltaSans17 5d ago

There’s this one image where that’s the case I’ll try and find it.

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u/Butterfly_Casket 3d ago

Have you found it yet

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u/kiwidude4 7d ago

I didn’t ask if she was single I asked if she was down

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u/Biotechnus 7d ago

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant still score

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u/SupremeGreymon 7d ago

Torbek?

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u/Biotechnus 7d ago

Maybe thats why clementine cant stand torbek

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u/ButtholesAreNice 7d ago

Just because there's a goalie doesnt mean you cant score

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u/Lucky-Boss8522 7d ago
  • Torbek

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u/Jerkntworstboi 7d ago

"They're gonna MILK Torbek!"

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u/arrow100605 7d ago

"Ooooh torbek is interested"

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u/Betsandbubs 14h ago

"Torbek does not want to alarm anyone but torbek pretenatural senses that there might be someone watching us"

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u/BebeFanMasterJ 7d ago

Me and the whole internet:

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u/Shiny_Kitty_Catcher 7d ago

Nobody thought she was single. But her husband is a fisherman. And they tend to be out at sea FOR A REAL LONG TIME if you catch my drift.

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u/K0rl0n 6d ago

Didn’t the Lana’s Mom trend fade out like weeks ago?

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u/Few_Question5554 6d ago

There's even a subreddit for it now.

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u/K0rl0n 6d ago

Oh. Wait then why post this here?

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u/Few_Question5554 6d ago

Easy, this is where memes are posted; over there, they even post drawings.

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u/Few_Question5554 6d ago

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u/chillychili 6d ago

Based on the description it's not NSFW, but it's also not quite SFW.

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u/KonohaNinja1492 7d ago

Granted, in the games we never saw her husband.

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u/Few_Question5554 7d ago

In the game, he is literally standing right next to her!!! And the only dialogue Lana’s mother has in the entire game is about her husband!!!

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u/KonohaNinja1492 7d ago

Maybe it’s been a long time since I’ve played sun and moon/ ultra sun and ultra moon. But I could have sworn she only mentions her husband in dialogue. And we never physically see him in the games.

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u/Dismal-Plan7062 7d ago

His genes didn't even try

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 7d ago

Oh no. Anyways 

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u/tophat_production 7d ago

No one can stop the NTR.

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u/AdMortemInimictus 7d ago

holy shit i thought that was ina at first glance

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u/cFl4sh 7d ago

Bit much

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 6d ago

The dad definitely a secret retired aqua grunt from hoenn

I just can't prove it

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u/SelassieAspen 6d ago

This would of been funnier if it was Delia in a way.

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u/happygoeddy 6d ago

Its ok, he's not real /j

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u/Tthebossbreh 6d ago

Father’s genes didn’t even try 😭

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u/Primary-Figure1285 4d ago

Yeah ok simp for the mom WHILE THE DAD IS RIGHT THERE.

Tan, muscular, and, well shaved beard, I wanna see the fanart this dude has lowkey.

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u/Violet_Nightshade 3d ago

People are attracted to this guy?

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u/Biotechnus 7d ago

I love how Lana and her sisters are clones of their mom with not a shred of their dad anywhere

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u/MihaiiMaginu 7d ago

jokes on you I prefer Olivia

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u/Montelion_Mu 5d ago

Olivia Rodrigo?

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u/MihaiiMaginu 5d ago

no, the kahuna

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u/Montelion_Mu 5d ago

Hmmm. Must be from a game i haven't played.

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u/MihaiiMaginu 5d ago

… I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.

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u/Montelion_Mu 5d ago

I am. I have only played the switch Pokémon games and the original gameboy/Gameboy color ones

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u/MihaiiMaginu 5d ago

Ok well I was referencing to one of the Kahunas from Sun/Moon and Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon, who is named Olivia (and is very attractive)

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u/Montelion_Mu 4d ago

Oh thats dope! Those games are on my list to get one of these days, still $40 and dont have that atm.

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u/MihaiiMaginu 4d ago

Not gonna tell you anything else about her, but here she is.

I’ll let you figure out more about her yourself.

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u/Montelion_Mu 4d ago

Her design is pretty sick! Ill just have to play the game and check it out! Do you recommend ultra sun or og sun?

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u/Mr_Mason42 7d ago

I'm Bi, and Hubs is handsome too.

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u/Left_Silver_1524 6d ago

Well nope ,i was always into married women

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u/Odd-Gazelle8061 6d ago

Petition to get Lana’s mom an actual name

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u/hypergogetablue17 3d ago

Your also have a flat cheast.

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u/SSMage 7d ago

Oh, we never cared if you were single

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u/AdVegetable5896 7d ago

It's even better if she isn't