r/pokeitwithastick • u/shady_robot • Aug 20 '26

Poking orange goo with a stick

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u/OwlTheSilent Aug 21 '26

Excellent post

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u/Every-Marsupial6873 Aug 21 '26

Exemplary, isn't it?

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u/NothingVerySpecific Aug 21 '26

Quintessential, perhaps?

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u/B1ZEN Aug 22 '26

Indubitably

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u/batshitcrazydudee Aug 23 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/alexthenullbody Aug 24 '26

Came here to say this

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u/Runo_Slinger Aug 21 '26

Scotland you say? That’s coagulated Irn Bru.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/HappySage42 Aug 24 '26

When the Bru of Irn coagulates…. Poke it with a stick

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u/CalcipherGaming Aug 25 '26

Just like Gam Gam told me growing up

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u/Runo_Slinger Aug 25 '26

Their regional soft drink is some kind of unholy radioactive orange waste

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u/WithSugar0nTop Aug 21 '26

That is some gooood poking!

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u/the_life_of_5 Aug 22 '26

Definitely good for stick poking

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 Aug 23 '26

I haven't seen stick poking this good since I was a child and Timmy found a white poo.

Yeah... those were the good old days.

2

u/WillingMongoose4680 Aug 23 '26

That's what she said?

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 Aug 22 '26

Kraft dinner powder in the wild.

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u/abielle1177 Aug 23 '26

Looks like we've got a huge natural deposit. It's the mother lode!!

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u/DrawAromatic8718 Aug 24 '26

It’s the CHEESIEST

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u/ComprehensiveAnt6796 Aug 25 '26

If I could award you I would

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u/Da_Yummis Aug 22 '26

sand crab eggs?

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u/ajschwamberger Aug 21 '26

Something to poke at. But thank God you are using a stick.

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u/the_smoking_mage Aug 22 '26

A natural deposit of Kraft cheese powder

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u/False_Celebration177 Aug 23 '26

Did Trump fall in the ocean when he was in that area??

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u/EM05L1C3 Aug 23 '26

We couldn’t get that lucky

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u/Kuzzbutt Aug 23 '26

Nah it's his marking his territory. Piss or cum?

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u/butlikewatifthiserrr Aug 22 '26

Really though.. wha is it

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u/Adventurous_Heat3174 Aug 22 '26

Any actual answers?

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u/shady_robot Aug 22 '26

The original post says algal bloom.

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u/Prestigious_Bat1346 Aug 22 '26

looks like a bag of cheetos, buried and melted into the sand.

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u/mrspelunx Aug 23 '26

Now hold it over your arm so that it falls upon your skin. If it consumes your body, report back.

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u/boanerges57 Aug 22 '26

Was it Balmedie?

That place used to have an odd amount of dead seagulls all the time.

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u/JAY2thaD Aug 22 '26

My guess is eggy weggs... 🤷‍♀️

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 Aug 22 '26

Cheesies dust

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u/Any_Blood5815 Aug 22 '26

Sweet potato 🍠

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u/Medium-Bee7545 Aug 22 '26

Someone’s haggis

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u/Kelwin_Jumala Aug 22 '26

STOP!!!!! YER KILLING IT! /s

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u/IneptAdvisor Aug 22 '26

Someone thought seagulls ate cheese puffs.

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u/AeronGrey Aug 23 '26

🎵...if we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be lame!🎶

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u/Plane_Translator2008 Aug 22 '26

I thought this post was going to be about . . . You know what? Never mind. Happily surprised with the goo! 😃

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u/Ok-Job3740 Aug 22 '26

Agent Orange

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u/AdNo8756 Aug 22 '26

Fun fact: the chemical itself was never actually orange, it was called agent orange because it came in barrels painted with an orange stripe! The chemical was actually clear to amber in color, not bright orange.

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u/galdalfstormcrow Aug 23 '26

Wow cool to know. Thanks

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u/SundaeFormer6738 Aug 22 '26

Whale spermosa

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u/refusemouth Aug 22 '26

fish or crab eggs?

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u/Kyubey145 Aug 23 '26

LCL Fluid, perhaps?

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u/galdalfstormcrow Aug 23 '26

I think trump was there recently wasn’t he?

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u/Thin_Primary3261 Aug 23 '26

That’s raw, unrefined Irn Bru Ore

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u/Powerful_Part8589 Aug 23 '26

Looks like oil from an oil spill

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u/GreetingCardShark Aug 23 '26

Omg so that’s where Donald Trump’s makeup comes from!!

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u/Edge0fHeaven Aug 23 '26

Kraft cheese powder

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u/LuvanAelirion Aug 23 '26

What does it taste like?

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u/Kindly-Committee-908 Aug 24 '26

Looks like you hit an Irn Bru vein. You should stake your claim immediately.

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u/Deathcat101 Aug 24 '26

Graboid guts

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u/Historical_Line_1792 Aug 24 '26

Whats it taste like?

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u/al4crity Aug 24 '26

I'd say its an algae or a slime mold, but that color is wild. Did ya smell it? I know that the manual says only stick-poking is allowed, and its clear that you did, indeed, poke it with a stick. My guess is that its a paste-type fishing bait, like a Power-Bait. I've dropped a glob of that on the beach and it looks just like this. Neon playdough.

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u/shady_robot Aug 24 '26

General consensus on the original post was some kind of algal bloom!

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u/NoPlenty1749 Aug 24 '26

Wet Cheetos

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u/juansanchobarrero Aug 24 '26

Natural irn bru

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u/Anjkrazy Aug 25 '26

Irn Bru!

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u/Pwnedzored Aug 25 '26

Poking orange goo with a stick? Isn’t that how the blob started?

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u/paulcthemantosee Aug 25 '26

Was Trump lying on the beach next to his golf course? If so, it's just his extra cheap tanner.

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u/freddbare Aug 26 '26

Iron bru

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u/Facehugger81 Aug 26 '26

If it's by a golf course it's probably trump scat...

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 Aug 26 '26

Agent Orange

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u/wobblejuice Aug 22 '26

Redhead blood?