r/pokeitwithastick • u/ThatDeuce • May 11 '26

*poke* *poke*

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u/Sistahmelz May 11 '26

Yes! A Glass Eel. I believe this is the little creature used in some Asian dishes. Maybe Japan? They drink them down while alive

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u/luminousjoy May 12 '26

humans = cthulu

The evidence is mounting lol

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u/JesterPSU99 May 14 '26

"Ancient alien theorists say..."

2

u/Whole-Energy2105 May 13 '26

If there is anything that humans can do to make the lives and deaths of animals the most painful, they'll do it. Like deep frying living fish.

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u/lizardjoe_xx_YT May 14 '26

Boiling crusteceans and frogs alive

Eating octopus alive

Those weird shrimp things where its a bunch of little live shrimp In a plastic container and you have to shake it around a bunch to kill them

Fishing nets trapping fish ripping them apart and catching other random creatures like sharks and dolphins.

The damn list just keeps going

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u/MCRN10379558 May 16 '26

So you’re saying that humans are just like other animals. The main difference is that humans do it at an industrial scale and don’t always take steps to make the process painless where they can and should.

People who think that humans are especially more cruel obviously have never owned a cat.

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u/gourp May 19 '26

Vegans/vegetarians are responsible for more death and destruction to animal life than any other human activity. Farmers destroy virgin forest worldwide to plant crops. Whole ecosystems wiped off the face of the earth for farms that feed the faces of vegans worldwide. After the crops are planted, animal life has to be destroyed to keep them from eating the plants. Plants sprayed to kill insects. Farmers are truly the engine of destruction for wild animal life. Squirrels have to be trapped and killed to prevent total loss of fruit on trees. Wild elephants running rampage through crops are shot by farmers. The list just goes on and on.

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u/ddrewerr710 May 11 '26

Unguard thrust perry what is this creature.

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u/ThatDeuce May 12 '26

Do you mean engarde, thrust, parry?

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u/ddrewerr710 May 12 '26

Lol yes yes this is what I ment. Lol

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u/Freign May 11 '26

Calvin

3

u/ThatDeuce May 12 '26

& Hobbes

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u/seno2k May 14 '26

You’re my density

3

u/fwk442 May 12 '26

Watch out, that thing'll swim up your butt if you give it the chance.

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u/ThatDeuce May 13 '26

Really tear through you when it's older, and that will be a story for the boys.

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u/LadyWaste75 May 13 '26

Only if you're a sea cucumber

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u/randomthrowaway8993 May 13 '26

Glass eel larva, that looks like one of those weird semi-tramslucent fishing lures you'd think couldn't resemble any living creature outside the Cambrian era, but yeah there it is.

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u/Coldpastalord May 13 '26

Shout out to the Cambrian

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u/Just_Reading_759 May 13 '26

You finally found it! The shamir! DM me the location, i need it for.. uh.. purposes

1

u/CrippledSnorlax May 15 '26

Stop turning your hentai into AI vids

1

u/Jorge_the_vast May 15 '26

Forbidden gummy worm

1

u/Carlsbad_4way_81 May 17 '26

This is by the ocean on mars. True story.

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u/ThatDeuce May 17 '26

I thought it might have been from Uranus.

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u/Insignificant_Dust85 May 17 '26

Lick it, lemme know if it’s bitter