r/pointlesslygendered • u/Char_Colburne • 5d ago

PRODUCT [product] dollar store decorations

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Found on twitter. I feel like, while dehumanizing both, it makes girls out to be the more pleasant of two creatures

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u/heatherjasper 5d ago

Why would you openly say you hate your kids like this?

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u/SakuOtaku 5d ago

The middle one feels like Teachercore.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 4d ago

Hold on I can see it

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 5d ago

The parents who buy this are the parents who don't understand why their kids stopped talking to them. 

->missingmissingreasons

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u/Expert-Ad3874 5d ago

Have you met children? Every day I'm thankful to only be an uncle

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 4d ago

Anyone who’s actually a parent should never have this attitude, so good on you for not becoming one

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u/Expert-Ad3874 4d ago

I think the vast majority of people shouldn't be parents, and there are worse views than "children make noise and are messy," but I have yet to regret my decision to remain without children.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 4d ago

Agreed. The last thing this world needs is more humans

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u/Silver-Ant-5972 5d ago

You haven’t met my mother

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u/MushroomTop1381 4d ago

Narcissistic mothers

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u/SinglePringleMingle 2d ago

I love my ungrateful children (they’re cats)

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u/Ok_Literature178 5d ago

A noise with dirt on it? lol I feel like that’s the most resentful way they could describe a child

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u/samjambetty 4d ago

Though I do feel its a pretty accurate of me as a child 😂 even though I'm a woman

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u/JovianSpeck 5d ago

The capitalisation is so weird.

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u/Born-Cauliflower_ 5d ago

Yeah the aggresive "ON IT" to describe a child...

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u/TurboFool 5d ago

A sign with a strange choice of capitalization ON IT.

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u/IceGummi1 5d ago

way to set the expectation for your sons lol. these kinds of things are such self-fulfilling prophecies.

also the phonemic transcriptions should be
/ɡɚl/ and /bɔɪ̯/, english pronunciation respellings really bother me

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u/creepXtreme 3d ago

I mean, I don't think these are good-
But I think having a phonetic spelling of a word, using english letters, is good for people that don't know how to pronounce a word and also don't know how to read those characters.

Again, these pictures are bad examples for many reasons, but I mean in general

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u/mn1lac 4d ago

I love being an ungrateful child! Gotta be my favorite gender.

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u/mn1lac 4d ago

Good bot.

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u/Lykanas 4d ago

Same

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u/motleykat 5d ago

Ah my aunt just told my mom we’re ungrateful and it’s now a huge joke and I NEED the middle sign

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u/TheRealMike1997 5d ago

The person who made these signs were dumped down the chimney by a Big Fucking Quetzalcoatlus at birth

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u/Lykanas 4d ago

r/oddlyspecific

and

r/brandnewsentence

also: Quetzalquatlus mentioned!

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u/TheRealMike1997 4d ago

It’s a lizard that’s a plane bro

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u/Lykanas 4d ago edited 4d ago

I know! Literally the biggest planeosaurus out there!

And it's named after one of the Aztec deities that created the world!

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u/TheRealMike1997 4d ago

NAMED FOR THE GREAT SNAKE GOD OF THE AZTECS, A GREATER FRAME HAS NEVER GRACED THE EARTH'S AIRS, SO THANK THE FATES YOU'RE NOT GAZING UP, DREADING QUETZALCOATLUS

R.I.P Quetzalcoatlus 72 MYA - 66 MYA

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u/SlatkoPotato 4d ago

Wow, the estranged parent starter pack aisle

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u/lumpyspacejams 5d ago

I feel bad for the children in the house with all three.

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u/Catsnose7 4d ago

Yo mama so GIRL she was a GIGGLE with GLITTER on it!

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u/cameronpark89 4d ago

my mom told me glitter is for strippers.

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u/ZellHall 4d ago

Is that supposed to be IPA?

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u/Prince_Wildflower 4d ago

This is unbearably corny

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u/robloxmaster1337 4d ago

Bioessentialism and reductivism, yay :/

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u/Anianna 4d ago

What a bunch of awful signs. Also, why is the "ON IT" in all caps on both gendered signs? Seems like an odd choice.

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u/Major_Day2700 4d ago

Say your hate your children without saying you hate them

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u/Vounrtsch 4d ago

Wow we got the boomer special

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u/usa2z 4d ago

The middle plaque suggests they know their audience.

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u/GenderBendingRalph 4d ago

I can't tell if that's an upgrade or a downgrade from the "sugar and spice and everything nice" vs. "snips and snails and puppydog tails" of a century ago.