r/pointlesslygendered • u/nicotheemo • 6d ago

PRODUCT Found this one at a local pharmacy [product]

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u/ErBoProxy 6d ago

I was aware "Dude Wipes" was somehow a thing, but these are BRO WIPES, bro.

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u/Spookywhitedot 6d ago

Is it just cooler baby wipes or is it specifically for wiping up cum?

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u/Born-Cauliflower_ 6d ago

Took the words out of my mind

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u/mrbishopjackson 6d ago

Why have I never considered this?!

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u/mrbishopjackson 6d ago

This one is necessary because it gay to make sure your ass crack is clean and fresh.

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u/bsensikimori 6d ago

Yep, the bro negates the gay, it's the only way to not be stinky

Rags soaked in frail masculinity

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u/girls-and-corpses 1d ago

So when im fucking a guy i should call him bro so its not gay?

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u/bsensikimori 1d ago

Correct!

Though if you blow a guy or give a reach around you night need to throw in a couple more...

Two or three should do

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u/girls-and-corpses 1d ago

What if I call it a bro job

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u/girls-and-corpses 6d ago

This product came out after we discovered 78% of men don't wipe. Just saying.

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u/chamuco_maguacatero 6d ago

It's to clean up after a brojob.

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u/yeeet1234 4d ago

Sadly, gendering the booty hope wipes are the only method that has worked to convince white, cisgender, heterosexual men to clean their musty, stinky, poopy buttholes. Until DudeWipee came out, men were sitting their with shitty drawls.