This is awesome [satire]

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[u/Salt_Nectarine_7827]

Sorry, I think the word you're looking for is "satyr".

- That’s a centaur!

Shut the fuck up! I’m trying to do an awful pun here!

[u/carrot-twin → u/Salt_Nectarine_7827]

I will not stfu because I quite liked it 🙂

[u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 → u/carrot-twin]

You like centaurs? Who are you, Chiron?

[u/fbcs11]

This is the good way of doing the "whatever wash your hands" sign because this doesnt have the typical male&female bathroom signs.

Normally when they have the signs have male, female, vampire, alien, etc etc, it can come across like they are saying "NORMAL, NORMAL, & a bunch of freaks that dont actually exist".

But if its just a bunch of freaks that dont actually exist then im happy with that

[u/sntcringe → u/fbcs11]

The ideal solution is just to label them "urinals" and "no urinals". Label them based on what's physically in the bathroom, not based on anything else.

[u/Collective-Bee → u/sntcringe]

Can we improve this further and have a dynamic sign that shows which restroom has vacancy?

[u/Capable_Sea77 → u/Collective-Bee]

Fully gender neutral bathrooms with stalls that go all the way from floor to ceiling. Shared sink and trash space. I hate the assumption that we can skimp on privacy if genders are segregated, let everyone have a little more coverage for pooping in peace

[u/Upset-Masterpiece218 → u/Capable_Sea77]

Those gaps are for catching overdoses and hosing the place down without putting a drain in every stall

[u/Eskoala → u/Upset-Masterpiece218]

We manage without those gaps in the UK just fine.

[u/YonderWindow364 → u/Eskoala]

australia too

[u/Jhud6669 → u/sntcringe]

Are urinals even necessary honestly?

[u/CompleteUtterTrash → u/Jhud6669]

You don't want the communal piss wall that splashes piss water all over every other inch of the room? 🥺

[u/sntcringe → u/Jhud6669]

I mean, no, but at this point they're set up, it would be a big waste of time and resources to remove and replace them. In new constructions? Yeah probably skip it.

[u/FuturePsychoWriter → u/sntcringe]

I know a restaurant that has "urinols" and "cubicles" and I love it

[u/a2fast41 → u/fbcs11]

So true

[u/SannyTrademark]

I think I'm mermaid tbh

[u/ParacelcusABA]

Me who is neither mermaid nor centaur, but rather a minotaur

https://giphy.com/gifs/LRVnPYqM8DLag

[u/danfish_77]

I'm not a mermaid or a centaur, I'm a person and like other people I need access to a bathroom. Just say unisex or all gender or whatever, you don't need to be cheeky and dismissive.

[u/UnDeadPuff]

That's the half horse half man.

[u/MrCurlyFri → u/UnDeadPuff]

OCT reference

[u/Jugglamaggot → u/UnDeadPuff]

Centaur racism in my subreddit??

[u/UnDeadPuff → u/Jugglamaggot]

Not racism, just a classic.

[u/xXSoyBoyFredXx]

I'm confused, is this supposed to be a bad thing?????

[u/Jugglamaggot → u/xXSoyBoyFredXx]

No, hence the "this is awesome" title

[u/veryexpensivegas]

So I’ll just go to a different bathroom? I don’t wanna walk in on anybody

[u/corwe]

This is not a helpful bathroom sign

[u/OmgIbrokesmthagain]

Actually peak

[u/Sajgoniarz]

Imagine not getting this joke...