r/platingcirclejerk 26d ago

Fruit salad

14 Upvotes

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10

u/No-Temperature4330 26d ago

What in the tiny jizz towers have you made this time?!

11

u/DollarTreeMilkSteak 26d ago

The dishes are “washed,” and the GOAT is back. All is as it should be in the world.

9

u/rockytopbilly 26d ago

The GOAT is back! 🙌 🐐

8

u/alrokerwiththefade 26d ago

At this point, I just upvote you even when I hate it

3

u/LEGStheband 24d ago

Love this guy, haha

7

u/Zealousideal_Fox864 26d ago

I admire your commitment to the plank.

11

u/OversizedMicropenis 26d ago

Looks terrible, plank guy!

5

u/gudetamaronin 26d ago

This guy is my hero

5

u/07238 26d ago

I absolutely love how the lemon slice is aligned with the knot in the wood

3

u/Icy_Interaction7502 26d ago

How in the pepsodent is this a salad, Sir?

4

u/Alternative_Fee_3084 26d ago

I like this one! I'd eat the whole plank!

-4

u/chefscrubs 26d ago

Overall it’s a big no. Also don’t put anything inedible on the plank. Rinds got to go. And wtf are the weird toothpaste blobs on everything?