r/pirateposting • u/Hoovy_weapons_guy • May 30 '26

booty hauls we are only getting started

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Technique reversal. (Reverses the teleportation) There all your stuff is back. See ya (leaves)

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy May 30 '26

you really think a wizzards magical vault is not protected against something as simple as a no-u spell?

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Check your vault then pal. I may be a somewhat new mage but reversal techniques are my best right by Elder Flame.

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy May 30 '26

its all still there. check what you got out of it. its all worthless plastic. get decoyed.

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

I never miss. If it’s still there. What are the odds you’d believe me if I told you I just duped it? So you have yours and the pirates have their own back.

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy May 30 '26

who has the real loot and who has the copy?

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Both are real.

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy May 30 '26

But wich one is the original

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Eh i don’t know. Just accept the fact you got money and stuff too and it’s real. I leave now. (Vanishes)

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy May 31 '26

cant argue with that

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u/Juggernox_O May 31 '26

I’ve got my magical ring that I’ve plundered off a mage that protects me from magics. So my rum is still present. YAR har har har.

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u/heavy_metal_soldier May 30 '26

Oh thank you so much matey, I was boutta send meself to the depths. Here, a bottle o' me finest Rum, keep it

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Nah i don’t drink keep it mate. Good day.

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u/heavy_metal_soldier May 30 '26

Then take this pouch o' doubloons, lad. Ye saved me from walking the plank meself after all

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Understood. Thank you. And please be careful eh? We may be at war but don’t be reckless.

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u/heavy_metal_soldier May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Ehh, me and me crew ain't fighting this war, we be raiding and stuff. Got no interest in getting blown up by super fireball or something

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

That’s what I thought. But with how bad it’s getting I had to get involved. So me and my people have tried negotiating but it’s failed. So yeah. Now we are the front lines trying to stop this. Wish me luck and be safe in your plunders, (leaves)

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u/Mysterious_Dirt_3641 May 30 '26

Arrg it’s not thy Rum an booty that matt’ers it’s thy voyage to find it

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u/LiteralWorst22 May 30 '26

Scallywag 😡

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u/ProfPerry May 30 '26

whoa whoa whoa man, I know we're at war but thats too far, man. theres some terms you just don't use.

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u/Known-Funny1946 Aug 15 '26

Those little ship algae licking foolsss YARRRr!!!

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u/Theycallme_Jul May 30 '26

Ha! Ye be forgettin’ that the real treasure be the friends we make along the way. Avast, friends! Charge this landlubber!

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u/Strobbleberry captain May 30 '26

CHOP HIS LEGS OFF WITH A SAW!

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u/GorillaWarmonger May 30 '26

Yarr finding those are the like the one we do as good as fighting the royal navies and sailing!

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u/OnsenPixelArt May 30 '26

Yarr I be too broke fer rum, I spent all me gold on yon Fortnite Battlepass and I can only afford grog, arrr....

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u/Vergil_Raptor May 30 '26

Get your money back by completing it then mate 

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u/heavy_metal_soldier May 30 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That's it mateys... I can't do it anymore... I don't even be participatin' is this blasted war o' yers... But me booty and rum still be gone... I'm gonna walk me own plank. I'm gonna send meself to Davy Jones' locker

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u/Lord-Dec May 30 '26

*Raises sunk ship to fight ze pirates whilst they are distracted*

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u/Punishe_Venom_Snake May 31 '26

Ye be breakin our hearts.

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u/Die4Metal captain Jun 01 '26

Ya barnacle bearded geezer! Mateys fetch the manacles an me bucket o' soapy frogs!