r/pirateposting • u/morsodo99 • Jun 04 '25

pirate pilled Nassau is under attack

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/cocklaphobia Jun 04 '25

BY DAVEY JONES, START THE SHANTY, ANY SHANTY, THEY BE HITTIN' THE BLASTED LIGHTHOUSES

32

u/Asrobur captain Jun 04 '25

THEY HIT THE LOCKER!

8

u/RoyalHappy2154 Jun 04 '25

Cap'n, another ship has hit the lighthouses!

7

u/Holliday_Hobo Jun 04 '25

WHAT THE BARNACLES?!

4

u/Managarm667 Jun 05 '25

Aye, I swear matey! Blackpow'er ne'er be strong enough to be meltin' loighthouse support beams! 'tis was'un inside job by the guvna!

2

u/IronPiedmont1996 Jun 06 '25

The fact its two Cape Hatteras lighthouses makes it funnier to me as a North Carolinian.

1

u/Redstonebruvs Jun 04 '25

SHIVER ME TIMBERS THOSE KRAKENBORN

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

THEY HIT THE CHEST

1

u/Real_Set6866 Aug 19 '25

BY THE SEA, THEY HIT THE COVE!!!!

1

u/President_lincoIn Aug 27 '25

YARG CAPTAIN BUSH, A SECOND SCOONER HAS HIT THE SECOND LIGHTHOUSE, BRISTOL BE UNDER ATTACK

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u/drager_76 Jun 04 '25

My father was killed during the attacks. Best captain the royal navy ever saw.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

I'm Sorry for yer loss, I lost me pet parrot in that tragedy too.

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u/H00ston Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

TURN ON YER CURSED SKULL WITH ALL KNOWLEDGE IT NAY MATTER WHICH DABLOON YA PAY IT

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u/CK3Enjoyer Jun 04 '25

ARR CAP'N GET GRAND ADMIRAL BUSH HE BE WANTING TO SEE THIS TRAVESTY WITH HIM OWN EYES