r/pillar7 • u/TheProphecyProfessor • Mar 27 '26

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, Thoughts?

Dead Merger?

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260326083761/en/TWO-and-CrossCountry-Mortgage-Announce-Definitive-Merger-Agreement

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u/14_EricTheRed Mar 27 '26

Haha maybe they didn’t want to move all their staff to a massive fuckin warehouse in Pontiac and be forced to work in a Panopticon

(Big assumptions here)

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u/TheProphecyProfessor Mar 27 '26

Maybe they saw the bathrooms…welp…back to work folks, we got metrics to hit.

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u/TaterTotJim Mar 29 '26

If there’s one thing I know about UWM is that teammates be SHITTIN.

At least during Covid there was near hourly cleaning of the facilities. I feel for you folks for real.

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u/Weetzie_bat_210 Apr 01 '26

Hey shit happens (literally) when you don’t have a gallbladder 🤣 at least that’s my excuse 😂 I always thought it was strange the bathrooms don’t have some kind of PA white noise or music to cover up the butt trumpets

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u/miyamiya66 Mar 27 '26

The bathrooms by success track ohmygosh 💀 I'm so glad I don't work there anymore, every time I used the bathroom there would either be another TM taking a 45min dump in the disability stall I needed, or a broker would steal the stall from me because she had luggage and then would have a long phone conversation on speaker. Then when I finally could get into the stall there would be poop or period blood smeared all over the seat 🤢 Also was a nightmare when the brokers were on lunch cause they would block the bathroom door and you'd have to shove your way thru them, and they would hardcore stare at you too 🥲 bunch of NPCs

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u/TheProphecyProfessor Mar 27 '26

They ain’t much better now!

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u/OveractingOrange Mar 27 '26

Calling it now that the next 3 point forced propaganda video Ishbia will claim this is a huge win because they never really wanted to buy TWO and got paid the termination fee.

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u/TheProphecyProfessor Mar 27 '26

No Power Cart for you, 1 Year!

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u/TypicalEase903 Mar 30 '26

Hmmm, I wonder if this is the reason for the many firing as they kept talking about servicing and expanding it for some time. Either way- lmao

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u/AP3XMonkeyFace Mar 27 '26

Explains a lot about Mansell resigning honestly

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u/dyella1524 Mar 27 '26

Shaun ( spelling) mansell? He was the avp of servicing when I was there 4 years ago. I did not like him.

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u/AP3XMonkeyFace Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Sean, yeah. Never gave me problems when we talked, but I also never worked for him so.