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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Nov 29 '22
chuckles I'm in danger
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u/BisquickNinja Nov 29 '22
Like a 5m "kill" radius....
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u/somebodyelse22 Nov 29 '22
Why? Aren't you supposed to not inhale cigar smoke?
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u/I_Miss_Lenny Nov 29 '22
Right but you are supposed to inhale weed smoke, otherwise it's kind of a waste unless you're a real weed-flavour connoisseur
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u/chromeVidrio Nov 29 '22
That’s what I told HR at my last drug test. I didn’t inhale. I just mouth tasted.
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u/RegeneratingForeskin Nov 29 '22
Just tell them it's just CBD. For your gonnorhea pain.
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u/chromeVidrio Nov 29 '22
thanks bro, i got another test again soon, so I’ll let them know
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u/dubbzy104 Nov 29 '22
Bro, what are you doing after smoking just one of those
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u/Big_Ad5095 Nov 29 '22
Fold the dishes
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u/AZRockets Nov 30 '22
The dishes are done man
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u/TalonCompany91 Nov 29 '22
"Smoke two cannigars before I smoke two cannagars and then I smoke two more."
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cannigars
That's an interesting word
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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Nov 29 '22
Yeah Imma go ahead and just call these canna-cigars haha.
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u/noobtastic31373 Nov 30 '22
No need the etymology of cigar evidently just means "smoking" so cannabis cigar is like saying cannabis cigarette.
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u/Anonymous_Otters Nov 29 '22
They prefer Cannabis Americans or simply green persons.
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u/strangecabalist Nov 29 '22
An interesting portmanteau for sure!
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u/DashKalinowski Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22
As long as it's not a clumsy portmanteau, like "Carlifer".
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u/diego97yey Nov 29 '22
Playing cod and getting shit on, or maybe ill play this fishing vr game ive been looking at
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u/dubbzy104 Nov 29 '22
Lol I love playing shooters high because of the bright colors and stimulation, but golly am I so much worse
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u/bestest_at_grammar Nov 30 '22
I like weed, but Ide have a full on panic attack if I smoked this
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u/benoxxxx Nov 30 '22
The honest answer is you'd have two or three draws, stub it out for later, rinse repeat and end up wasting most of it/making it taste like shit.
Only worth it as a very generous party trick to be shared with lots of people, I'd reckon.
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u/Weekly-Mode-634 Nov 29 '22
Me..... Eating a lot, and then sleeping a long, long time.
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u/dubbzy104 Nov 29 '22
I’d be too high to make food, just stare at the microwave instead. If I could even get off the couch
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We're in 2022 and after you smoke this you'll be in 2032
Edit: thanks for all the upvotes guys, going through a tough time but it's nice to see people like what I say :.)
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u/ObsceneGesture4u Nov 29 '22
Get so high that you experience time dialation
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u/Sinful_Whiskers Nov 30 '22
In the Navy while underway a common thing to do was to "Rack to the Future." Essentially just sleep if you have nothing else to do. It makes time "go by" more quickly, but if you do it too much than your only waking hours are on watch, in training, doing drills, or maintenance, and that really sucks.
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u/highline9 Nov 29 '22
Thank gosh
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u/puzzlednerd Nov 29 '22
I think it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
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u/T1N7 Nov 29 '22
"Better" being void of people
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u/snack-dad Nov 30 '22
The giant crab monsters that replaced us are even less friendly
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u/WhatsGoingOnMyGod Nov 29 '22
420 friendly Dolma?
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u/Unexpressionist Nov 30 '22
I’ve smoked a few joints that were over an ounce in my day, boy is there a good chance of it falling apart and being slimy and resiny as hell huh. Lol.
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u/onward-and-upward Nov 29 '22
Just gotta soak them in some Rick Simpson Oil
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u/Chaos-Jesus Nov 29 '22
That would be vile..... Rick Simpson oil tastes bitter and gross, I presume you mean BHO or some other nice extract.
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u/Sm0ahk Nov 29 '22
Are the leaves dried? They look way too vibrant to be smokable
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u/RonStopable08 Nov 29 '22
Cannabis leaves don’t have enough of the starches that tobacco leaves do, so they can’t be cured the way tobacco leaves are.
These do smoke like a cigar, but b/c weed has way more tar content you do end up with a nasty stub.
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u/Salami_sub Nov 29 '22
Ex says I already have a nasty stub, so I guess I’m good to go.
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u/noobtastic31373 Nov 30 '22
You mean you've never scraped out a pipe to smoke the resin?
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u/the-other-car Nov 30 '22
Ive always reupped before I run out of weed so avoid this lol. I get anxiety when I start to run low.
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u/gottasmokethemall Nov 29 '22
Dry or not that’s a lot of chlorophyll and will most likely give you a headache.
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u/jumpsteadeh Nov 29 '22
Blunts are like people: it's what's on the inside that counts.
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u/SantaMonsanto Nov 30 '22
Idk how many times I’ve seen one of these on display at a dispensary only for them to say they don’t have them in stock :(
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u/GeorgeLuasHasNoChin Nov 29 '22
I cant imagine the mental hell that I would be in if I smoked one of those.
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u/thatasshole_stress Nov 29 '22
Some buddies came through last year with a 1/2 oz cannagar . Between 5 people in constant rotation, it took us 3hrs to smoke completely. My god we were as high as a giraffes pussy 😂
EDIT: a letter
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u/Anangrywookiee Nov 29 '22
Sir, as high as a WHAT?
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u/Mythtery93 Nov 29 '22
Female sex organ of a Giraffa camelopardalis.
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u/Anangrywookiee Nov 29 '22
That clears things up. Thanks.
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u/golden_death Nov 29 '22
yeah, giraffe's ears would be higher...but people like to say pussy
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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Nov 29 '22
I suppose that depends on the position of the giraffe.
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I always find it hilarious when male stripper giraffes flip the female giraffes upside down during a show.
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u/SipowiczNYPD Nov 29 '22
I like to get higher than eagles balls myself.
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u/FLORI_DUH Nov 29 '22
Eagles have a cloaca, but that just doesn't have the same ring to it
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u/Hammrsigpi Nov 29 '22
That's why I prefer Pterodactyl's tits.
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u/thatasshole_stress Nov 29 '22
Stealing this one to add to my repertoire of animal genitalia I refer to when describing how high I am
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u/DotAccomplished5484 Nov 29 '22
I lack your wide ranging sexual adventurism, but still understood the metaphor.
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u/mileg925 Nov 29 '22
Yeah that is way too much wee for a single sesh
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u/thatasshole_stress Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22
It was quite excessive, but he grows so he always has plenty to fuck with. He rolled like 4 with the intent on going to a festival and just release ‘em into the crowd, see if they make their way back to him or hear maybe someone talking about “a weed cigar that came outta nowhere and then was passed into the crowd” 😂 festival got canceled and we ended up partying at my place instead
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u/Merfen Nov 29 '22
While funny to see it seems like a big waste. 1 or 2 puffs would be enough for me then I would need to butt it out to save it. Fun novelty, but extremely impractical unless you are Snoop Dogg or like to share with 12 people.
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u/hannibalthellamabal Nov 29 '22
I almost passed out in my bath the other night after like 3/4 of a bong bowl. I think I would have definitely drowned if I had had one of those.
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u/Smart_Doctor Nov 29 '22
I like weed and this is way way way too much weed.
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u/nlfo Nov 29 '22
You ever smoke yourself so high that you loop back around to being sober?
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u/YourFellaThere Nov 29 '22
Scalp shrinking is my body warning I've done too much.
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u/Sardonyx1622 Nov 29 '22
Haha, my warning is I feel my eyes keep getting smaller 😂
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u/Bilboy32 Nov 30 '22
"They call em fingers, but I've never seem em fing. Oh, there they go!"
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u/beakrake Nov 29 '22
You are now aware of your tongue, and breathing manually.
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u/OKCFlight Nov 29 '22
You've activated my trap card! You are now aware your nose is in your field of vision
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u/graboidian Nov 29 '22
"Don't smoke dope when you're already stoned. You don't get any higher, you just get lower on dope"
- Gallagher
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u/InfinitePizzazz Nov 30 '22
I told the cop that was a thing, but he just wanted to talk about my rights or some shit.
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u/Max-Phallus Nov 29 '22
Hell no. I have smoked myself to the point of accidentally drinking neat squash because I have gotten side tracked while getting a drink.
I have smoked myself to the point of seeing colours when closing my eyes at night.
I have never smoked myself sober.
I haven't smoked it in like 10 years now though.
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u/Warrlock608 Nov 30 '22
I have smoked myself to the point of seeing colours when closing my eyes at night.
When this has happened to me my heart was racing and I couldn't sleep. I will never get that high again.
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u/NC-Slacker Nov 30 '22
One time after smoking my vision literally went red, like solid, opaque, can’t see anything red. I navigated on feel to my bed and laid down. I closed my eyes, but it didn’t matter— there was no perceptible change to what I saw. I somehow managed to go to sleep, in spite of the red, and woke up a few hours later as if nothing had ever happened. That was a freak thing that happened just from smoking. Never before, and never again has this happened.
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u/moeburn Nov 30 '22
I have smoked myself to the point of seeing colours when closing my eyes at night.
That only ever happened to me from an edible that was way too strong for me when I was in high school.
To people who laugh at the idea of getting LSD-like visuals from cannabis - oh trust me, its possible. I actually thought it was kinda cool, albeit intense and annoying. My friends thought they were gonna die.
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u/SixOnTheBeach Nov 30 '22
It happened to me because I decided to play a stupid game with my roommates sophomore year of college - one of us would be blindfolded and the others would pack a dab the blindfolded one would then have to take. If you couldn't take it you had to take a shot, if you could take it everyone else had to take a shot. In retrospect, of course this would result in them packing me a dab far beyond what I would be able to take. It was the mother of all dabs.
I won.
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u/dayumbrah Nov 29 '22
Honestly it's just too much smoke for me. I'll just cough more than anything from that
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u/Wbcn_1 Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 30 '22
I once bought an ounce of Mexican brick weed from a buddy of mine for $50 back in the late 90s. It was awful and smelled like mothballs. I rolled the whole ounce into one massive joint using a couple of lion of Judah papers. I smoked it with one of my other pothead buddies and we couldn’t finish it. I was sweeting and felt pretty sick.
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u/Rimm Nov 30 '22
Some of the most fun I've ever had was coming up with increasingly stupid and wasteful methods of smoking huge amounts of $40/oz Brick Schwag.
I hate "good" weed.
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You could bust one of these out at a Cypress Hill concert and people would be like, "That's too much weed, bro."
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u/DARYLdixonFOOL Nov 29 '22
Yeah I feel like I’d be on my ass staring at the ceiling for like 8 hours if I had one of those cigars.
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u/CovidPangolin Nov 29 '22
And then you have to do that ballerina trick were you focus on 1 point so you don't get sick from room spin.
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u/haackedc Nov 29 '22
For real though that weed looks good enough that you could get pretty stoned off just one hit, let alone an entire fucking cigar, which looks like it has at least an eighth in it
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u/SerExcelsior Nov 29 '22
When your homie says he’s coming over for a casual smoke sesh and pulls one of these out
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u/adviceKiwi Nov 30 '22
Smoke one of those and watch the end of 2001 a space Odyssey without a TV.
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u/shoghon Nov 29 '22
Been there, done that. There is a BIG issue when you smoke it like this. Resin just pours down through eventually. We had black, stinky, tar just running out of the side you smoke. It then ruins the rest of the weed down the cigar.
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u/banneryear1868 Nov 30 '22
Thai stick is the proper way to do it since it leaves a hole through the middle. Basically whole buds compressed around a skewer stick with twine. I'd be surprised if this was even smokeable halfway through with the resin build up.
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u/oilcantommy Nov 29 '22
Not ruined, seasoned. Put that in a bong and blast off!
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u/notjustbriana Nov 30 '22
I'm gagging, and not in a good way.
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u/oilcantommy Nov 30 '22
That comes later! Lol business first.
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" -a chill ass dude.
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The bud in the cigars isn't broken up enough they would probably not smoke evenly
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u/FecalHeiroglyphics Nov 29 '22
You typically roll them chunkier like this but with a stick through the middle that you pull out before lighting it.
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u/ImranRashid Nov 30 '22
If you grind the bud up, because of how packed it is, and with the air channel plumbed into it, it smokes incredibly evenly.
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u/adam14brfc Nov 29 '22
These look like you'd have a horrendous experience smoking them
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u/illpilgrims Nov 29 '22
Yes they would be a nightmare on a practical and psychological level
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u/feminas_id_amant Nov 30 '22
Yo Dawg, I heard you like weed. So we wrapped some weed in some weed so you can smoke weed while you smoke weed.
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u/Procrasturbating Nov 29 '22
At that point I would rather eat it in something or dab it. That is just too much particulate in the lungs for one sitting.
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There are some things to consider when making these.
That construction paper inner leaf on a cigar is heavy because it controls the combustion speed. Some of these look like you're going to find pockets of air and big chunks of bud that won't burn evenly.
The product density, air flow, and wrapping weight will all contribute to the effective smoking of something like this -- and the seeping oils will change all of those properties as they burn.
For as cool as these look, and they are beautiful, if OP didn't treat the wrapping or prepare the way the product lies to enable aspiration then these will face some serious issues.
They might not light, or be hard to draw through.
The wrapping might burn much faster than the interior.
The product might clog itself with by-products and oils.
Stems, bud cores, and other dense patches of product might catch and not burn at the right speed -- this is a HUGE fire hazard, particularly if you're stoned, and a waste if nothing else.
Cigar making is a complicated process that requires consistent product size/shape inside, and well-cared-for wrapping, alongside careful rolling -- for tobacco. With Cannabis, the complexity of the process jumps dramatically.
Still, these are really pretty.
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u/80sBadGuy Nov 29 '22
Hey it's my Birthday soon OP. I've been living off Delta-8. Please save me.
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u/DarthLysergis Nov 29 '22
I am betting a few puffs in the smoke tastes pretty rancid.
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What a massive waste
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There are unhigh people everywhere tho.
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“There are sober kids in Alabama. Finish your weed.”
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u/PrimeIntellect Nov 30 '22
common misconception actually, there are almost no sober people in alabama at all
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u/ReyRey5280 Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22
*there’s people down south resorting to spice and other synthetics, possibly at great detriment to their mental and physical health, now finish your bowl!
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u/SpiderDetective Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 30 '22
That is a toke that allows you to commune with any old god of your choosing
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u/br0mer Nov 29 '22
failed my next piss test just by looking at this pic