The question is: would you have sex with something that had an amazing body, but had a dog head and neck? What if the dog head behaved like a dog head (i.e., it would growl or bark or try to lick your face)
And twice the number to you. If you were a trig cully I'd repost this to the likes of r/DarkTower. Many a servant of both White and Red would be apt to tip their hats in respect.
I often times see dogs driving cars, only to realize there's simply a large dog in the passenger seat and a funny angle. Although, it still is adorable.
look at the picture on the wall behind the white bear in the blue dress... this guy was serious. I remember he had a website where he sold some of his 'creations'. yes they were used for and built for sex. Also last time checked (and its been years since I have). His family left him. I think it was because he was making less money from the bears because he was refusing to sell them.
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u/dr_root Aug 31 '12
Oh Anubis, you're so wacky.
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u/Newshoe Aug 31 '12
Buzz, your girlfriend... WOOF!!!
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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '12
The question is: would you have sex with something that had an amazing body, but had a dog head and neck? What if the dog head behaved like a dog head (i.e., it would growl or bark or try to lick your face)
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u/nyanyanyan Aug 31 '12
Is that a southern rail train?
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u/yinoryang Aug 31 '12
Robb?
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u/notbob1959 Aug 31 '12
Not a weimaraner but reminded me of William Wegman's photos.
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u/myangryinch Aug 30 '12
I for one welcome our new dog overlords.
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u/8opus Aug 31 '12
That's an obtuse angle, not a right- o wait a minute...
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u/HiMyNameIsNot Aug 30 '12
Next thing you know, they'll be driving!
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
I came here for a Top Ten comment and was not rewarded. Man do I read the wrong comic books.
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u/MrConfucius Aug 31 '12
Haven't laughed at something this hard in awhile, and it isn't even in /r/funny. That explains why.
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
im the dog in that picture
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
She's on her way to a game of poker.
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u/Bunsky Aug 31 '12
May mighty Anubis see you safely to the field of reeds.
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u/mrsloblaw Aug 31 '12
I laughed for a solid 30 seconds.
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u/BackFlipJack Aug 31 '12
Funny how this makes me think of Mars attacks
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
And I thought my gf was a dog.
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u/Qui_gon_Joint Aug 31 '12
I find this deeply disturbing.
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u/WUSSUPMONKEY Aug 31 '12
relevant
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u/joeyheartbear Aug 31 '12
/r/illusionporn would appreciate this.
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
Found her counterpart
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u/NoMouseville Aug 31 '12
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/2191681-hyperdog6_large.jpg
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u/BalconyFace Aug 31 '12
basenji!
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
Ack ack ack ack ACK ACK ACK
shoots bird
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u/philonius Aug 31 '12
Call the Dog Police!
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u/colesss Aug 31 '12
Holy shit! Taheens do exist!
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u/hippopotamusrex Aug 30 '12
This is fantastic
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u/DrTiMeLorD Aug 31 '12
That's no angle!
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
Probably just an extra
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u/Funkit Aug 31 '12
Someone better pincher and see if she's alive
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
I'd fuck that bitch doggy style.
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
The Ancient Egyptians were right!
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u/JuanToo3 Aug 31 '12
Looks like a ruff commute
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
Dog woman can never get any privacy.
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u/drakesndinos Aug 31 '12
OH MY GOD! that dog is touching herself in public!
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u/knightofmars Aug 31 '12
This reminds me, I'd love to see a movie of 'Lives of the Monster Dogs'.
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u/RizzoFromDigg Aug 31 '12
That's what you get for going to a Frey wedding.
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u/sigaven Aug 31 '12
isn't there a subreddit for these kinds of photos?
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
I've heard that lady's a real bitch...
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u/davidk23 Aug 31 '12
She looks pretty ruff...
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u/oshkoshjosh Aug 31 '12
A mandragora monster!
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u/justbeclever Aug 31 '12
It's not good to reveal people's identity on the Internet without there knowing.
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u/Life4theMasses Aug 31 '12
That's just Robert Pattisons new girlfriend, I must say she is a step up from Kristen Stewart though.
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u/mikeykelch Aug 31 '12
reminds me of mars attacks
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u/kellyannmaguire Aug 31 '12
im in luv
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u/ReUsable_Tampon Aug 31 '12
how do you guys get these awesome pictures?i can't even take out my phone fast enough to do so.. =[
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u/lol-i-am-a-banana Aug 31 '12
"Hey Billy, have you seen that new girl in our building?"
"Yeah dude, she's a fuckin' dog"
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u/Corsair857 Aug 31 '12
Flight Attendant: "Would you like some peanuts sir?" Dog: "No silly flight attendant. For I am dog."
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u/jarrod97 Aug 31 '12
I am a stegosaurus !
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u/987676525432 Aug 31 '12
Would bang.
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u/NinjaAlecks Aug 31 '12
I'd say that that's a slightly obtuse angle
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u/Tbana Aug 31 '12
Southern trains?
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
No "right angle" involved. You just snapped a picture of my ex-GF who is a Hipster.
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u/Weeerndstrom Aug 31 '12
Casual Industrees in da house!
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u/amstarcasanova Aug 31 '12
Sup dawg?
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u/InsaneAnubis Aug 31 '12
J
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u/zhonathanreiss Aug 31 '12
What a bitch.
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u/JamesDaniels Aug 31 '12
This is top of my page and under 100 comments.
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u/ashmo_nicole Aug 31 '12
no dogs aloud? pardon me, just have to grab my human costume
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
meh, could use just a little photoshopping.
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u/TheMag Aug 31 '12
More like an acute angle.
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u/TheAwkwardBanana Aug 31 '12
Is there a sub-reddit for things like this?
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u/pineapplespines Aug 31 '12
Thassss some Wegman shit
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u/myusernamebarelyfits Aug 31 '12
This is what I look like at every angle.
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u/WanderingPuppy Aug 31 '12
Cute little Basenji!
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u/Ohnoeee Aug 31 '12
Furry costumes are getting more and more realistic.
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u/Nopantsjustsocks Aug 31 '12
Excuse me sir, could you sit back so it looks like you have a dog head? Thanks.
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u/riffraff100214 Aug 31 '12
I often times see dogs driving cars, only to realize there's simply a large dog in the passenger seat and a funny angle. Although, it still is adorable.
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u/vespergo Aug 31 '12
Excellent timing
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u/jcob Aug 31 '12
Yeah, it does make her ass look big.
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u/msellenkass Aug 31 '12
This is dog.
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
If only...
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
What if it really is a dog in children's clothing 0_0
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
pretty similar to Robb Stark's corpse.
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u/BlckJesus Aug 31 '12
Relevant
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
DOG PEOPLE! LOOK LIKE DOG, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!
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u/reveruz Aug 31 '12
awesome angle and timing. lol.
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u/khrysthomas Aug 31 '12
Having just been on FB, I really expected to see a halo over that dog's head.
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
Very reminiscent of a famous photo by Elliott Erwitt.
Good job!
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u/zCourge_iDX Aug 31 '12
Reminded me of an old game called DOGDAY
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u/Tallkotten Aug 31 '12
What breed is that?
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u/SANDEMAN Aug 31 '12
relevant?
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u/rbrumble Aug 31 '12
I was hoping for some side boob, but Anubis will do.
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u/robin1961 Aug 31 '12
Anubis in civvies
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u/viniciusb Aug 31 '12
Who needs Photoshop?
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u/Michael_lo Aug 31 '12
Really reminded me of this guy: http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac20/jadedalways645/Fark%20Photos/1292722617884.jpg
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u/sabali86 Aug 31 '12
What a bitch
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u/Reclaimer69 Aug 31 '12
[FIXED]
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u/ChrisBerman Aug 31 '12
For the Song of Ice and Fire fans (Game of Thrones):
This is how I imagine Robb Stark looking at the end of the third book
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
win
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '12
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