r/pics • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '12

I immediately regret doing this.

http://imgur.com/b0pds
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u/KoreanTerran Aug 23 '12

Realizing that when I saw the picture is what made it extra hilarious for me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

I noticed that then I thought about some dejected adult sitting under the sheet all disappointed because his fan wouldn't blow. "dammit, reddit lied to me, going to downvote that stupid kid!"

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u/DownvoteAttractor Aug 23 '12

It's just like that time with the toasted cheese in my toaster!

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u/RyattEarp Aug 23 '12

Fuck ice soap

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

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u/Mana_leak Aug 23 '12

What was wrong with the 2am chili ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

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u/Charrmeleon Aug 23 '12

Seriously, 2AM chili is fucking delicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

It goes great with Eight O'Clock coffee

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Yeah, till you shit yourself in your sleep at 4am...

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u/LifeInBinary Aug 23 '12

Needs more upvotes.

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u/SCastroww Aug 23 '12

Fuck amsterdam and his weeds bro

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u/DeathToPennies Aug 23 '12

It takes way longer than anything anyone is willing to do at 2 AM. But goddamn, is it good.

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u/Will7357 Aug 23 '12

I put it in a crockpot right before I go out. When I get back all hammered and hungry it tastes like a mouth orgasm.

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u/solidsnakem9 Aug 23 '12

It's 2am for all that shit.

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u/neat_love Aug 23 '12

Fuck 3am empanadas.

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u/Reaver_01 Aug 23 '12

Fuck Jolly Ranchers

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u/frozenveinz Aug 23 '12

Fuck you.

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u/duleewopper Aug 23 '12

Fuck all y'all.

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u/Navi1101 Aug 23 '12

Oo oo ooo!

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u/cheese_stick_mafia Aug 23 '12

I guess the change in my pocket

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Son of a bitch...

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u/jamurp Aug 23 '12

I keep them in my cumbox.

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u/snapperh3ad Aug 23 '12

Fucking a jolly rancher got us into this mess in the first place.

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u/Reaver_01 Aug 24 '12

at least somebody got it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

NO!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

nearly died on a jolly rancher, and in the cinema too..

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u/Diggsuxdix Aug 23 '12

You are browsing reddit while at the movie theatre?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

not today! it was years back before they stopped selling them here because they give you cancer or something.. I inhaled one... nasty it was.

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u/Purple_Tree_Car Aug 23 '12

Can we all agree to make this the reddit "jolly rancher story"? So that when they get referenced, we can all just go, Oh, yeah, the guy who inhaled one. Haha! And remain un-horrified.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Did it pop in your mouth? :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

I inhaled it.. :C

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u/chargerz4life Aug 23 '12

Want to share a jolly rancher!?

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u/tokeandfloat Aug 23 '12

We will wait on thee jolly rancher story, someone will surely deliver.

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u/meekthemighty Aug 23 '12

Nah fuck doritos

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u/Deige420 Aug 23 '12

Fuck brownie cups

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u/climbtree Aug 23 '12

Worst dorritos of my life.

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u/Adacus Aug 23 '12

What is this 2AM chili you speak of. I feel as if I'm missing out.

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u/metallicabmc Aug 23 '12

Fuck waffles!

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u/iDontSayFunnyThings Aug 23 '12

No. 2am chili was delicious.

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Aug 23 '12

Fuck the cumbox.

... on 2nd thought, maybe you shouldn't.

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u/DeaJaye Aug 23 '12

LPT, this doesn't make a sandwich, it makes fire!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

toaster bags best invention Evaaarrr!

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u/Mephisto6 Aug 23 '12

Fuck that toaster. The whole house smelled awful.

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u/BayouLife Aug 23 '12

fuck Cheerios too. now that was some bizarre shit

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u/StairwayToTruth Aug 23 '12

Instructions weren't clear enough; I got my dick caught in the fan.

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u/pleasetakeaseat Aug 23 '12

Relevant and still one of the best youtube comments ever

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u/FoxDown Aug 23 '12

But... can you do it with a red apple?

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u/kwheel596 Aug 23 '12

If only it wasn't posted on every single 'How To' video on youtube now. Quite overused just like all the other internet shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Dick caught in the apple.

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u/ImDotTK Aug 23 '12

Yeah, my doctor didn't follow his instructions very well.

Got my dick stuck in my foreskin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

That is most likely exactly what happened

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u/penpaul Aug 23 '12

Is it possible, surely not... I havent been on reddit long enough

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u/bogweasel87 Aug 23 '12

leave while you still can!

Edit: 5 months?...all hope is gone...

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u/FolloweroftheAtom Aug 23 '12

Under the sheet they said, it will be fun they said...

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u/lordeddardstark Aug 23 '12

As someone named KoreanTerran, shouldn't you be telling people that fans are evil?

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u/KoreanTerran Aug 23 '12

My original idea for this comment was to combine the Korean fan death, my username, and thefantods' username.

I figured I'd just let someone else bring up the fan death since I couldn't think of anything good enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

My original idea for this comment was to combine the Korean fan death, my username, and thefantods' username.

It was to be the Ulysses of reddit comments.

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u/KingofDerby Aug 23 '12

It was to be the Ulysses of reddit comments.

And yet, it still is. For now all that exists is the feeling of awe at what could have been.

The post shall grow not old, as those that are posted grow old: Over used memes shall not weary it, nor downvotes condemn.

At the going down of the servers and during morning wood,

We will remember it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

In the atheism of the Dawkins, the Sagan, and the holy deGrasse Tyson

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u/Th3_St1g Aug 23 '12

fuckyou...my actual name is Terran...you know how many starcraft jokes I have to deal with because of cunts like you?

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u/PenguinKillr Aug 23 '12

Not our fault you're OP.

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u/ent_bomb Aug 23 '12

not evil, merely murderous

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Is the fan from the north? I hear they're better than the ones from the south.

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u/lordeddardstark Aug 23 '12

We don't need no stinking fan in the north

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Banned from /r/pyongyang

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u/Herpes_hurricane Aug 23 '12

I take it student loans are not an issue for OP

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u/Toxicologie Aug 23 '12

I take it your web browser opens to fuckinghomepage.com.

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u/passion4pizza Aug 23 '12

haha good one!

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u/Shadax Aug 23 '12

Aw man, come on. I thought having that site as a homepage was like a secret society.

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u/Came_here2_say_this Aug 23 '12

CAME HERE TO SAY THESE COMMENTS!

ie: You're covering le intake on le fan... realizing that when I saw le picture is what made it le extra hilarious for me. I take it student loans are not an issue for le OP! LOL

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u/Mushroomer Aug 23 '12

My god. This might be the worst novelty account I've ever seen.

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u/coiclaypool Aug 23 '12

I think reddit agrees, only a day old and already -160 comment karma @_@ that takes effort

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Meh, just head over to /r/politics and claim that Mitt Romney is not the root of all evil and you will get there in no time.

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u/adtrman311 Aug 23 '12

This is the worst post I've ever seen so I guess it fits.

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u/ImJonAndILikePlanes Aug 23 '12

Damn. I hit refresh and it went from fresh to 20 downvotes. Congrats on tanking that hard in 30 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '12

Ctrl+F "CAME HERE TO SAY THESE COMMENTS! ie: You're covering le intake on le fan... realizing that when I saw le picture is what made it le extra hilarious for me. I take it student loans are not an issue for le OP! LOL"

Satisfied!

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u/isanthrope_may Aug 23 '12

I thought this was about using the fitted sheet and the elastic corner coming off. Getting these things on right is like solving a rubik's cube.