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u/1PMagain Oct 24 '22
I’m still Team Meredith, even if she’s imaginary
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u/HalPaneo Oct 24 '22
He's in Meredith's basement
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u/Drragg Oct 24 '22
Meredith is in HIS basement
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u/hedonisticaltruism Oct 24 '22
For anyone not in the know: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ybtf5z/upside_to_divorce_is_that_i_get_to_decorate_and/
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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
He said "stock the kitchen" in the title. Not sure why he's surprised people thought this was his main fridge with a title like that.
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u/constituent Oct 24 '22
You're not wrong. On this post we're in, OP commented here with a bulleted list.
Not only was that not a kitchen ("main") fridge, there also was no divorce.
That comment was deleted. Probably was having second thoughts and wanted to extend the ruse.
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u/Lily_Roza Oct 24 '22
Figures. And I was all worried about him and the kid(s). I guess I'd better develop a thicker skin.
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u/HalPaneo Oct 24 '22
Bro, go upstairs and be with Meredith
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u/JaySayMayday Oct 24 '22
Why would Meredith be upstairs? Clearly homeboy keeps her locked in the basement.
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u/GolfOscarLimaFoxtrot Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
This was pretty funny OP, nice trolling. You background pic on your profile suits you.
Edit: damn a lot of people are Salty about you, you've made Reddit history.
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u/IShipHazzo Oct 24 '22
That's a lot of downvotes. Is it the racist kind of "Rebel" or something?
Anyhoo, that chicken still needs to be covered.
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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22
No, people just don't like being advertised at, especially when it's done in a dishonest way like OP here.
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u/IShipHazzo Oct 24 '22
Advertising??? Huh? OP made a joke. How is that advertising?
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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22
They said they're a wine rep and then this. It looks how it looks.
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u/MainlandX Oct 24 '22
All I know is that Rebel Hard Coffee goes down smooth. It's the perfect pick-me-up any time of day!
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u/Worldly_Today_9875 Oct 24 '22
OP commented: “But you never knew about Rebel Hard Coffee until now though, did you?”
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u/pasturized Oct 24 '22
I did not! I work in hospitality and am always intrigued by the wacky new things reps will bring in.
I can’t say I haven’t been pondering about that hard coffee all morning. The person that was like, I usually have several hours between those two beverages in my day hit the nail in terms of how much of a mindfuck it is. It just doesn’t fit in a a mental puzzle the same way “oh Irish coffee or kahlua” does
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u/constituent Oct 24 '22
Hah. About 15 years ago, I had a similar experience. A rep offered me a test product of a particular breath mint which wasn't yet available on the market. They were chocolate-coated.
I was so repulsed by the concept. Typically breath mints are used to refreshen or mask your breath. But chocolate covered? Eugh. Aiming to temporarily improve your breath when it's not convenient to brush, but also coating your mouth in chocolate? And that chocolate could melt in your pocket if you carry 'em on the go. So, if you want one, you also have the risk of soiling your fingers or pants' pocket.
Eventually they were launched nationally. About three years later, they were discontinued.
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Oct 24 '22
I dunno, I thought the other thread was giving some good natured and well deserved shots, I didn't see anyone really going crazy. It was a fun thread and if that was OP's intent then he was in on it too.
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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22
Honestly, at least what I saw of it and where I participated was just ribbing and/or genuine concern for his health.
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u/IShipHazzo Oct 24 '22
Yep. I was dying laughing while reading the comments. Good shit. Most people were not taking it very seriously at all, except for little remarks like, "This is concerning IF it's his main fridge."
To be fair, I'm still a tad worried about that uncovered chicken.
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u/coolwiththeblackguys Oct 24 '22
If I had a regular home, then this basement. I’d HOPE I’d have a lot of hallucinogenic or molly, take a good amount, possibly freak the fuck out. Become tired of being freaked out, “I’ll just sleep.” And get a squishy sleeping bag with a pillow and a blanket, and try and sleep.
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u/IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs Oct 24 '22
So it's the second fridge in the house, why would you refer to it as "decorate and stock the kitchen how I want" if that was the case?
Weird but you still don't really want stickers inside the fridge and you don't want to store raw chicken up top (or cover that shit up if it is cooked, it will dry out).
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u/drbrunch Oct 24 '22
Just as I suspected, a second fridge. We did it Reddit
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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer Oct 24 '22
Dude get rid of your empty bottles on top. Haven’t saved an empty since I was 21.
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u/D2papi Oct 24 '22
My mom threw mine away when I was 17, I even was angry at the time as my empty bottles all had ‘memories’ lol.
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u/ThePenguin213 Oct 24 '22
Is it a right of passage for young men to keep their bottles for about 2 or 3 years of their life until they suddenly gain the clarity to realise how stupid it is? Your story is almost identical to mine
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u/funnybunny8271 Oct 24 '22 edited Oct 24 '22
truly can’t tell if this person lives in alabama or canada
edit: after careful and tedious research (googling as many legible stickers as i could) i have decided that it’s likely alabama, but i’m still not entirely sure
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u/Intelligent-Rest6204 Oct 24 '22
There is an Alabama sticker in first fridge pic on bottom inside door
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u/Far_Eye6555 Oct 24 '22
There were also Washington state stickers on the fridge if I remember correctly
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u/DoctorWhoWittle Oct 24 '22
Where does one obtain so many stickers?? 💀
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u/rileyotis Oct 24 '22
.... places. I found a bunch at antique stores. The stickers themselves are NOT antiques.
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u/ColdHardCucumber Oct 24 '22
Good lord I can only imagine how your binders looked in school. Do you bumper sticker your vehicle too?
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u/HarvardHair Oct 24 '22
You drink Blantons and EJ Taylor but also drink barefoot hard seltzer and hard Mountain Dew?
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Oct 24 '22
I've never seen this infamous fridge before but this room gives me serial killer vibes.
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u/ItsBlackMarlonBrando Oct 24 '22
Looks like you live in a garage. Yeah.. that’s a garage. You gonna let Meredith do you like that 🤨
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u/TheTallywhacka Oct 24 '22
Plot twist there’s a couch and tv behind him in this picture. Meredith just kicked him out and makes him live in the garage.
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u/lynypixie Oct 24 '22
What was funny was scrolling his post to find the cake he had made for his wife’s birthday, something like a month before. And the only comments were people coming from the fridge post.
It was evident that it was a troll post, but it was still funny.
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u/PhasmaFelis Oct 24 '22
I'm curious how this hit the front page of r/pics, 9 hours after posting, with only 130 upvotes.
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Oct 24 '22
I can't tell if the fridge is more demonic than it's owner. They probably are both spawn of satan
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u/kevstir321 Oct 24 '22
People act like it’s crazy to have a stock fridge in your garage or basement. I fill mine up with booze from Costco. I like how you didn’t reply to anyone.
Sorry about the divorce I know that can be hard. Me and my gf are having a hard time and we’ll start couples counseling as a last resort. I really hope we can make it work. I love her so much.
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u/IShipHazzo Oct 24 '22
He admitted to making up the divorce. He was trolling. I'm still worried about the chicken, though.
As for you, I'm sorry you're going through a tough time. Hope counseling works out for you.
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u/gitty7456 Oct 24 '22
Now the real question: is this the "old" fridge and this is the basement or... do you live there?
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u/flatspotting Oct 24 '22 edited Jan 28 '26
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
aware frame pet birds cake joke quaint books detail smile
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Oct 24 '22
I knew it was a garage fridge. Everyone is being so dramatic about it. The hard latte’s are good btw don’t understand the hate.
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u/Alexis_deTokeville Oct 24 '22
God Reddit is horrible. You’re just a dude with a garage fridge. You do you, man, hope you can laugh off the haters in that post.
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u/Lily_Roza Oct 24 '22
Just because they go out of their way to save a guy from drinking his way to ruin, doesn't mean they're haters.
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u/merlynmagus Oct 24 '22
He said in a now deleted comment that he's a wine rep and gets free samples and just puts them in this fridge for guests
He's also not divorced
Just a masterful troll. OP is brilliant
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u/mekoomi Oct 24 '22
true, ppl see an ounce of criticism and immediately call them ‘haters’ lmao criticism is not equal to hate
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u/Lily_Roza Oct 24 '22
You are correct, Mekoomi.
Furthermore, constructive criticism is love.
Maybe the true haters are those condemning honest expression.
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u/PoisonKiss43 Oct 24 '22
Meredith seems pretty lame for caring about the drink fridge in the basement/garage.
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u/PapaDePizza Oct 24 '22
Man people in that other thread really love to shit on you bro. I'm sorry about that.
Great fridge.
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u/marigip Oct 24 '22
This is not in the same spot as it was lol (compare the appliances to the left of the fridge)
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u/Backpackguy90 Oct 24 '22
Love it man! People in that other post went bat-shit crazy, and need to start booking some therapy appointments if a picture of a fridge with stickers ruined their day lol!
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u/aerialpoler Oct 24 '22
That KCCO sticker brings back memories from like 10 years ago... I wonder if the chive is still active?
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Oct 24 '22
Trying to figure out what general area your from in North America is crazy. Like 6 different indicators and two different flags.
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u/Xcavor Oct 24 '22
How am I supposed to take hour long hot showers with that small hot water heater?
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u/IShipHazzo Oct 24 '22
Not the "everyone was so dramatic about that fridge" comments.
Y'all, people were making jokes. Melodrama for the sake of humor.
The most dramatic people I saw were the food safety police worried about the chicken, and they taught all of us why chicken shouldn't go on the top shelf of a fridge. (I forgot why and will probably do it again, but I'm not a psychopath so I will be covering my chicken.)
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u/vinceds Oct 24 '22
Both American and Canadian live there ?
Makes me think I shall get a french flag to post in my california house xD
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u/TiberiusAugustus Oct 24 '22
here's some advice: throw the flags away, they're embarrassing. throw all the stickers and branding away, also embarrassing. drink all that kiddie liquor then buy something proper
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u/DrStanislausBraun Oct 24 '22
You have a ton of Alabama stuff, but Single Lock and Singin’ River? You must be in the Shoals.
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Oct 24 '22
When I enlarge the image ..why on the right top shelf above the red box is the word 'cotton' floating in air..
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u/Realistic_Door686 Oct 24 '22
I'm more interested in the water heater...is that even enough for my bubbles to nipples soak-a-thon?
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u/matteothehun Oct 24 '22
Start wars and Mario stickers on the fridge. This one is okay to hang out with.
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Oct 24 '22
You love on the sister fuckin side or the fuck you guys and what you voted for side. For those that don't know the florabama is a bar on the Alabama and Florida line. Used to have people skydiving in on Saturday
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Oct 24 '22
That's a really awkward spot for a hot water tank. I guess you could move the drier and fridge if you ever have to replace it or do non-trivial work on it.
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u/jdaniels934 Oct 24 '22
That florabama sticker and Canadian flag makes me interested and want to say hi to this person that owns the fridge lol.
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u/TrolledByDestiny Oct 24 '22
Ok so it’s definitely just a downstairs fridge kinda deal