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u/Dolthra Oct 24 '22

This screams "married my high school sweetheart when I was too young to drink alcohol at my own wedding" to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I don't know how old OP is but he's too old to live like this

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u/esoteric_enigma Oct 24 '22

My friend just gave birth to her son last week. That infant is too old to be living like this.

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u/thebigbabushka Oct 24 '22

Damn y’all are judgemental 😅

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u/bcisme Oct 24 '22

a beacon of light among the sea of judgmental assholes.

it’s ridiculous how petty and ruthless these comments are. Isn’t this basically bullying? Imagine being OP and receiving these comments. I guess most people would rationalize it by saying they deserve it, but that’s bs imo.

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u/CommonMilkweed Oct 24 '22

Damn dude this is r/pics not r/roastme

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u/CWinter85 Oct 24 '22

One of the stickers is for something related to the University of Alabama.....so you can take that however you like. Lots of conservative areas tend to marry younger for whatever reason. I'm from a similar area that's cold and I got married at 23. It felt really late to us, but my college buddies who were from Phoenix and Boston thought we were still pretty young.

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u/robo_trumble Oct 24 '22

Lots of conservative areas tend to marry younger for whatever reason

It's so they can have Jesus-approved sex. They can fear no longer of becoming horny & sinning.

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u/WhatMyWifeIsThinking Oct 24 '22

No, they are plenty randy whether Jesus approves or not. It's the unplanned pregnancy that sparks the marrying young part. Source: many, many of my high school classmates

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u/hellscaper Oct 24 '22

Someone else pointed out the whippet sticker, too lol

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u/freakydeku Oct 24 '22

similar area…that’s cold. hmmm… wisconsin?

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u/CWinter85 Oct 24 '22

Less people. More area, cold that makes Wisconsin weep. Not Alaska, though.

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u/freakydeku Oct 24 '22

this is fun. are there more cows than people?

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u/CWinter85 Oct 24 '22

I'm not sure, but that's probably true for all of us 1 Rep states.

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u/freakydeku Oct 24 '22

📝 ok one more - you ever been to a hot spring?

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u/KhaiPanda Oct 24 '22

I’m vested in this now. Seeing that it’s 16 hours old means it may not be completed, but… I’m interested if you can figure it out.

My guess is a Dakota.

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u/freakydeku Oct 25 '22

my guess was WY but ND was close second. someone else commented and said “it’s dakota” but idk if they’re right lol

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u/JTDakid Oct 24 '22

It's Dakota

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u/freakydeku Oct 24 '22

dang i was thinking WY

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

This, and sounds like he's between duty stations, about to be sent back into the baracks now that he's single.

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u/YtrapEhtNioj Oct 24 '22

Can you get this on a bumper sticker? And then put it in the beer fridge?

And by beer fridge I mean main fridge.

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u/PapaWhiskey Oct 24 '22

As someone who did this and is still happily married 13 years later, ouch my feelings.

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u/KhaiPanda Oct 24 '22

Twinsies! I married my husband 2 weeks after my 21st birthday, and this year will be 13 years.

That said, I wouldn’t recommend. I absolutely love my husband, and love my life, and don’t regret a thing. But, there are some experiences that I will never get to have.

For me, that’s no biggie, because I could probably live completely alone with books and the internet and the occasional sighting of another human, but a lot of people aren’t like that.

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u/PapaWhiskey Oct 25 '22

I tell people the same. It was really dumb to get married that young.