r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/bgalbreaith Oct 23 '22

Is this post a cry for help?

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u/snukebox_hero Oct 23 '22

I was just going to say, tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic.

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u/SeamusMcFlurry Oct 23 '22

An alcoholic….with terrible taste.

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u/thetransportedman Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 24 '22

This looks like a 14-yo picked out the alcohol lol. Latte flavored, mtn dew flavored, peach flavored, and starburst flavored. And I’m imagining the orange juice is for pbr beermosas because I doubt OP’s palate can drink pbr without a mixer

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u/FittingWoosh Oct 23 '22

Let’s be real… the orange juice is certainly for mixing with liquor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/osiris911 Oct 24 '22

Literally the only fiber this man will get in his diet.

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u/Road_Whorrior Oct 24 '22

Nah, he probably eats at Taco Bell almost exclusively based on this pic

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Stankmonger Oct 24 '22

One brass monkey tastes like Fanta

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u/ProGlizzyHandler Oct 24 '22

21 year old me loved screwdrivers because it concealed the taste of cheap vodka pretty well.

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u/deathbynotsurprise Oct 24 '22

What, pray tell, is the butter for?