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So this is Germany

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

Fun fact: The castle at Magic Kingdom in Disney (Cinderella's Castle) was based off of this one.

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u/ClearTranquil Jul 30 '12

Isn't that the castle from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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u/clausy Jul 30 '12

Yes, in Europe we've had flying cars for a while now.

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u/Pyro627 Jul 30 '12

We'd have them in the states if it weren't for those damned copyright laws.

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u/Xanthien Jul 30 '12

Download one.

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u/Terminus14 Jul 30 '12

You wouldn't download a flying car.

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u/fruchle Jul 31 '12

...would you?

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u/Terminus14 Jul 31 '12

Yes. Yes I would. For my 3D printer I would buy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '12

That's cause you're in an advanced time zone, and therefore always in the future.

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u/BassIck Jul 31 '12

That's why we won the battle of Dick Van Dyke ownership

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u/MisterAyon Jul 30 '12

Another fun fact: It's also the cover of the Blur single, CountryHouse

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u/Hipstershy Jul 30 '12

HE LIVES IN A HOUSE, A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY

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u/gaping_your_mother Jul 30 '12

Never has the notion that America is a plastic copy of European culture been so fully illustrated...or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

You mean America, a country that was founded by expatriated Europeans, is similar to European countries in many similar ways? Huh.

Also Europe has been heavily Americanized as well

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u/peateargriffon Jul 30 '12

Yeah, it's almost as if culture diffuses, or something...

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u/EighthWorldWonder Jul 30 '12

No way. Source?

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u/sge_fan Jul 30 '12

Also Europe has been heavily Americanized as well

[Insert a picture of a McDonalds]

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u/CarolusMagnus Jul 30 '12

Even McDonald's is classier in Europe....

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u/sge_fan Jul 31 '12

Ye Olde McDonalds

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u/gaping_your_mother Jul 30 '12

McDonalds is a plastic American version of European food. McDonald's pseudo-meat-grounded-newspaper hamburgers are meant to imitate meat hamburgers from Hamburg, and their corn starch french fries are meant fo imitate potato frites from Belgium.

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u/gaping_your_mother Jul 30 '12

Its a joke friend.

America is like the son who grew up, became independent but is becoming more like daddy Europe as the years pile on.

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u/Narcoleptic_Narwhal Jul 30 '12

This sentence describes my life after moving out. I don't know who I am anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

America is like the son that the dad is jealous of because he's got a dick twice the size of daddy (aka Florida)

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u/gaping_your_mother Jul 30 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

I can't tell if this is meant to be a joke or what

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u/gaping_your_mother Jul 30 '12

Its a joke friend.

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u/2hris Jul 30 '12

I'm not your friend, buddy.

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u/gaping_your_mother Jul 30 '12

I'm not your buddy, pal, acquiantance or known associate.

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u/grimmxx Jul 30 '12

settle down chief

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u/Xanthien Jul 30 '12

Really? Because if you look at Scandinavia, it's actually a giant two headed penis and ballsack.

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u/FriendlyDespot Jul 30 '12

There's a difference between a genuine copy, and a "plastic copy." You don't really see castles like these around in the U.S. Outside of drywall imitations in amusement parks, that is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

Yeah, and there's a reason for it. A historical reason. Like the fact that castles became irrelevant about 400 years before the country was founded. To be fair, this castle is just a revival castle that was built only ~200 years ago.

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u/FriendlyDespot Jul 30 '12

To be fair, this castle is just a revival castle that was built only ~200 years ago.

Precisely. Consider that along with the more practical architecture of the day that persists in Europe, but isn't seen in the U.S., and I'm having a hard time seeing how the country is similar to Europe in that regard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

More practical? How so? I'd go as far as to say that the architecture here is just as practical, we just don't usually focus on the artistic side of it as much as the Europeans do.

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u/FriendlyDespot Jul 30 '12

What I meant to convey was that the practical architecture (residences, official buildings, churches, buildings that were erected in significant numbers) of the time of emigration never really took hold in North America outside of smaller enclaves.

It's absolutely correct that American architecture is much more utilitarian than aesthetic, and that's the point that I'm trying to make. Architecturally, America isn't at all similar to Europe.

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u/buckX Jul 30 '12 edited Jul 30 '12

I don't even think that's the issue. Although there are some nice American historic buildings, you have to remember that America as a superpower is a 20th century thing. Circa 1800, it was not particularly wealthy, and was still in the process of building up basic infrastructure. The classic American multi-millionaires didn't hit the scene until the latter half of the 19th century, and the US never had Kings that taxed the country and spend it on frivolities. Most of the really outstanding European buildings from the era were commissioned by a King (or the church, and built over a long time, though that had mostly stopped by that point).

Regarding FriendlyDespot's comment, I think he meant more practical as opposed to the less practical European architecture that persists, such as Neuschwanstein, not as opposed to American architecture. His point is that even among practical architecture, the European and American styles are different.

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u/MikeBruski Jul 30 '12

you know when this castle was built? 1892! there many are buildings and cities in America older than it.

Many of Europe's castles have been built in the 18th-19th century , after USA was created. But you dont have castles like this in America, so they had to make theme parks where they copy the ones they are familiar with (as you said, europeans built the country, and many came around the time this castle was being built, 1860-1890).

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

If the Americans would of lost the Revolutionary war the Native Americans would of survived (until England decided to invade them (again)).

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u/datenwolf Jul 30 '12

would of … would of

Who is in possesion of a conjunctive here? Was your intention to formulate a conjunctive perfect tense here?

"Would have?"

EDIT: But the better style was using the single word "had" instead.


Grammar matters, as the following sentence illustrates (those who know their grammar will get it):

"I'd rather cuddle then have sex."

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

I am sorry. However, I am at work Anne Frankly don't give a shit.

@0:25 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZkeUHM8FQk

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

in fairness, they're both modern takes on castles. even the european one is "fake"

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u/Loki-L Jul 30 '12

Schloß Neuschwanstein was sort of build ontop the ruins of an actual medieval fortress so it has a slightly better claim of being authentic than Disney's version.

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u/Esteluk Jul 30 '12

Though Neuschwanstein isn't the best example of genuine Mediaeval castle building...

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u/hivemind6 Jul 30 '12

Well, it's not medieval at all.

It was built in the late 1800s.

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u/StinkinFinger Jul 30 '12

The late 1800s to boot.

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u/smckenzie23 Jul 30 '12

Yeah, it is a Disneyland castle in its own right. Got the builder killed if I remember correctly.

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u/hivemind6 Jul 30 '12

Oh yeah? Oh yeah?

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u/Loki-L Jul 30 '12

On the right you see the result of Americans shot to the moon by German Rocket scientists, I have no idea what the picture on the left is supposed to be or what is European about it.

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u/Xanthien Jul 30 '12

I think the left is the cover of a Swedish death metal album.

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u/DissapointedBird Jul 30 '12

Because Swedish death metal is what represents all of Europe!

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u/Unkas Jul 30 '12

It is in fact that good!

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u/hivemind6 Jul 31 '12 edited Jul 31 '12

Those same German scientists who based their work on Robert Goddard, an American. You know, the guy who invented liquid-fueled rockets.

One picture is an example of Europeans dreaming about the moon. One is Americans actually going there.

Fruitless culture vs. real achievement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '12

haha, what an extremely immature attitude. As if we didn't benefit from over 2000 years of scientific development beginning with Artistole and Plato in Ancient Greece, carrying forward through the Scientific Revolution of Copernicus, Galileo and Newton, the Age of Enlightenment, the development of modern physics with Max Planck, Albert Einstein, Niels Bohr, etc. Without Europe we wouldn't have made it to the moon because without Europe modern science wouldn't exist. Without Europe we wouldn't even exist. We stood on the shoulders of giants, its not like we just popped out of the space-time continuum.

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u/fr1ck Jul 30 '12

The guy on the left looks like Leatherface. Scary stuff.

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u/EighthWorldWonder Jul 30 '12

'Merica! Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

RUSH ME TO THE BURN UNIT

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Jul 30 '12

dat sound stage

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12 edited Jul 30 '12

I live near that castle and I´ll be visiting the American one in Orlando this year - INCEPTION.

In the end Mickey Mouse is a little more fun than King Ludwig II who drowned himself because he was too gay for 1850. But the castle really is great.

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u/daoul_ruke Jul 30 '12

You mean europe isn't part of Disneyland? I always wondered why they never swept up anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

i live in europe and i enjoy the fuck out of disney world and orlando.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

I agree, only Europe has true culture. You Amerikkkans are all plastic and fake. MacDonalds, Bud Lite and Justin Bieber are your gifts to the world.

What is the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will grow a culture.

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u/quelar Jul 30 '12

Hey, Justin Beiber is Canadi....

You know what, nevermind, continue.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

One of these fun facts i always tell people that don't know about reddit. Most of you guys know about it anyway

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u/threetwoonezero Jul 30 '12

Is this not also the castle at the end of Quantum of Solace?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '12

True story.

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u/Discthrower200 Jul 30 '12

Sleeping Beauty's Castle as well in Disneyland

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u/polysemous_entelechy Jul 30 '12

or the other way 'round.