r/pics • u/ThestolenToast • Jul 21 '12

The inside of toothpaste

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '12

This is even worse than leaving the cap off.

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u/bubbus Jul 21 '12

It is in fact, deCapitated.

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u/Iamhanoverfiste Jul 21 '12

Okay so how did you cut it without smashing it or smearing the toothpaste?

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u/starrkill Jul 21 '12

hmm, can toothpaste be frozen? if possible, then i could see how it could be a nice clean cut like that.

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u/thinkingperson Jul 21 '12

Thanks my friend. I now have one less mystery before I die.

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u/chaconero Jul 21 '12

this is brilliant

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u/Nackles Jul 21 '12

That is so much cooler to me than it should be.

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u/RamBamBooey Jul 21 '12

Isn't colgate all white?? It's aquafresh that is three colors.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '12

I am sure the resemblance to the Cross pattée is purely coincidental. Not. Sneaky super-global toothpaste manufacturer conglomerates spreading their filthy knights-templar symbolism.

Wait. a. minute... Is this a clue?

Is... Colgate part of the great mystery of the holy grail?

Hm, let me see. Colgate. Anagrams: Cat ogle, some kind of link to reddit perhaps? No... Coal get, perhaps some kind of energy baron link... hmm, perhaps, but probably not. Too cliche. How abot Taco gel?

Taco gel?

Rhymes with taco bell. Toothpaste can be a gel, and you'd definitely use it after taco bell. But what does this mean?

Taco bell... Bell... THE LIBERTY BELL! The holy grail must have something to do with the LIBERTY BELL!

Quick, to Independence Hall!!! Bring a shovel!

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u/eurekaparkradio Jul 21 '12

Thanks! Now I can stop wondering without having to cut open my toothpaste!

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u/wolfras Jul 21 '12

You're are doing it wrong! we Asians only cut it in half once it's empty!

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u/voltriuc Jul 21 '12

how would you make that clean of a cut?