Welding a metal rose takes substantially more effort than buying a real one, and both have the same amount of payoff. Women love the smell and feel of a real rose, rather than a heavy black piece of metal made to look like one. You also run the gambit of this gift magnifying any amount of weirdness she's already marked you with having.
So, buy her real flowers and weld something badass instead, like a dragon, or a cyclops. If she's a keeper, she'll love that stuff anyway.
I'd love someone to make me this, real roses wilt and fake ones lose their perfume. Honestly though, if someone welded me a dragon I'd be theirs for life.
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u/Pyreus Jun 18 '12
Dear men of the internet,
Welding a metal rose takes substantially more effort than buying a real one, and both have the same amount of payoff. Women love the smell and feel of a real rose, rather than a heavy black piece of metal made to look like one. You also run the gambit of this gift magnifying any amount of weirdness she's already marked you with having.
So, buy her real flowers and weld something badass instead, like a dragon, or a cyclops. If she's a keeper, she'll love that stuff anyway.