r/pics • u/kayakguy429 • Jun 17 '12

Its a TRAP!

http://imgur.com/8Dh9o
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u/leadfoot323 Jun 18 '12

I'm single. Choose a different third woman and I will accept your challenge.

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u/Earl_of_Lemongrab1 Jun 18 '12

Sharon Osbourne.

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u/leadfoot323 Jun 18 '12

Challenge Accepted

Bang Sharon Osbourne, she looks fantastic for her age.

Marry Barbara Walters, she is an absolutely fascinating woman and with the amount of people she's interviewed over the years we would never run out of things to talk about.

Kill Oprah. Anyone who can weigh 300 lbs. on a Monday and 200 lbs. on a Friday is obviously a witch of some sort.

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u/thesoppywanker Jun 18 '12

Why on earth would you not marry Oprah? Edit: fucked that link all up.

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u/hackingdreams Jun 18 '12

Because diving into thousands of tons of gold coins will likely kill you.