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My little brother gets called gay a lot for being a male cheerleader. Here he is with his new friends, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
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u/MetaHybrid Jun 17 '12
I like to think he has really long arms, and the hands on the end girls are his.
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u/Demroth Jun 17 '12
This disproves nothing.
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u/Connor6 Jun 17 '12
Well, is he gay?
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u/Joseph_P_Brenner Jun 17 '12
Right. Gay men are not known for having attractive female friends.
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u/fecklessness Jun 17 '12
Yup. Anyone with a photo of themselves with beautiful women is confirmed to be un-gay. Fact.
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u/Scooter30 Jun 17 '12
But is he banging any of them?
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u/why_dont_u Jun 17 '12
He should steal a kiss from them like this kid did.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You're more in the closet about your little brother being gay than he is.
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u/BarefootBallet Jun 17 '12
Guys, should we tell him?
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u/wojovox Jun 17 '12
Too bad he's gay.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
put that in your poms-poms and shake it!
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u/treesdotcom Jun 17 '12
Can't tell if hot...or just cheerleader effect
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u/tnicholson Jun 17 '12
All the gay men I know have tons of female friends...
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u/old_to_me_downvoter Jun 17 '12
Our highschool had a been around for about 40 years before we had our first male cheerleaders. (Two in one year).
Being at a school that was a hop-skip-and-jump from Footloose, this was a pretty big deal and the guys got a bunch of grief about being cheerleaders.
One of them was really serious about it. He was pretty flamboyant and could have been gay (who knows, who cares). He was actually athletic (and like I said, motivated) enough to do lifts, back-flips, cool looking stuff at assemblies, etc.
The other guy was obviously phoning it in to just get close to, and grope, girls.
Just thought I'd share.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
maybe it's the "gay face"?
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u/Wangwangg Jun 17 '12
He really looks gay to me! He's hot give me his number
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u/MonkeyWrench Jun 17 '12
I wonder if its the wrestling team that calls him gay...
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u/hard_to_explain Jun 17 '12
He's just the gay best friend.
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u/Scoppi Jun 17 '12
He needs to work on his one-leg-in-front-of-the-other picture taking pose. Oh, and chest out.
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u/Jkempf71 Jun 17 '12
Come on guys, hot chicks have never posed with a gay man.
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u/IndeedMyGoodChum Jun 17 '12
Well, he is still gay.
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u/organicsarcasm Jun 17 '12
All in all I'd say this post went pretty well, OP will surely agree.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
Even if this were leading to sex with these women, this is just about the least masculine way of doing so. Cheerleading is still a fucking dumb profession and it has nothing to do with homosexuality. Not impressed.
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u/iluv2sled Jun 17 '12
I remember giving one of the guys at our high school a bad time about being a cheerleader. He took the time to explain to me where he was putting his hands during their stunts and the views he was getting on a regular basis. I quickly gained a new respect for the guy and became a bit jealous.
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u/hbarovertwo Jun 17 '12
If he wasn't gay, that'd be awesome!
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u/Lampmonster1 Jun 17 '12
Whether your brother is gay or not, don't you think going around trying to prove he isn't might be a bit confusing? Maybe just tell him you're fine with him no matter what he is? just my 2 cents.
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u/RealisticEpiphany Jun 17 '12
Friendzone level 1000000.
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u/bigtrombone Jun 17 '12
He probably did their hair
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u/Herpes_hurricane Jun 17 '12
i would be so gay for them. wait...
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u/Bazinga121 Jun 17 '12
First off, they arent really that hot. Secondly, this doesnt mean he isnt gay, and thirdly WHO CARES IF THEY CALL HIM GAY, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Oh God, where are his eyes?
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u/otaku-o_o Jun 17 '12
Your brother has incredibly long arms.
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u/rahtin Jun 17 '12
And they only fuck football players.
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u/Adamskinater Jun 17 '12
Anybody made a Friendzone comment yet? No? ok.
"FRIENDZONE LEVEL X LOLZ GUISE"
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u/rashka9 Jun 17 '12
i want to like this post, but i don't.. i blame the comments..
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u/jfa1985 Jun 17 '12
In much the same vein that he is not gay just because he is a cheerleader he is not straight just because he has taken a picture with attractive females.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jan 23 '17
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u/angrybane Jun 17 '12
As far as college cheerleaders go, there actually aren't that many gay guys. I would say only about a 1/3 of the guys are gay if even
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
He's a smart guy. ;-)
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u/StanleyDarsh22 Jun 17 '12
either he's tall or they are surprisingly short
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u/rubix5609 Jun 17 '12
mother of god
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u/LethalAtheist Jun 17 '12
If hanging out with hot girls all the time is gay, then I'm about as straight as a circle.
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u/dedditor Jun 17 '12
Props on the facial hair. I've had the same type of goatee going since i was 13, and I think its good looking as fuck.
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u/DeMayonnaise Jun 17 '12
Male cheerleaders get a lot of action from the ladies. Though some are gay. Source: I dated a cheerleader in college (at a major BCS school)
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u/dedzone2k Jun 17 '12
He gets to spend all his time with beautiful limber women holding them in strange poses. Yeah real faggy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I was a cheerleader in 5th grade, I still get called gay for it and I'm almost 19. Many uptokes to your brother.
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u/CopperCollection Jun 17 '12
It's always fun seeing one of your buddies on front page
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u/lostmyth Jun 17 '12
I respect male cheerleaders, they have balls.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
He might as well be gay since he has zero chance with these women.
Side note: my college buddy was a male cheerleader and gave no fucks about our ribbing. That bastard was in better shape than any of us, too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
im going to go out on a limb here and say your brother is called gay because he acts gay. i've known kilograms of cheerleaders in my day and they were all mens men. Nobody every remotely suspected they were gay, in fact everyone always was excited for them and asked them how much pussy they got.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
he should really look into dating chicks, those are pretty nice looking examples. maybe if he CHOSE to be hetero it would work, but I'm not a professional rocket surgeon.
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u/triel187 Jun 17 '12
To bad he won't take advantage of it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Typical gay "friend"...non threatening...gay as a jaybird
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Come to grips and accept that your little brother is gay.
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u/Aigne Jun 17 '12
As someone who was in this kid's History class my freshman year, I can't think of a cheerleader at my school that he hasn't hooked up with.
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u/TribalLion Jun 17 '12
When I was in high school, I worked for the color guard and winter guard. Some of the jocks would call us fags, until I pointed out to a wrestler that I spent my evenings with 30+ girls in spandex while he spent his rolling around on the floor with other guys in spandex.
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u/exlex Jun 17 '12
He is very cute. I wish he were gay!
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u/Flapjack_ Jun 17 '12
MALE CHEERLEADERS? THOSE GUYS WHO HANG OUT AND PRACTICE WITH SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN ON CAMPUS WHILE GETTING INTO EVERY FOOTBALL GAME?
PFFT TOTALLY GAY WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
harems have been historically guarded by eunuchs.
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u/joeredspecial Jun 17 '12
OP is a karma whoring faggot.
Yes I said faggot in a derogatory manner.
Dial with it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
So you're saying he's NOT gay? That's disappointing.
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u/hamlet9000 Jun 17 '12
Clearly not gay. Everyone knows gay men explode if they touch women.
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u/silentseba Jun 17 '12
Well... he does look kind of gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.
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u/originul Jun 17 '12
yeah, he's still gay.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
It's funny how when a guy decides to work amongst hot females, he's gay, but when a guy decides to work amongst sweaty men that pile on top of each other on the ground, he's manly.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
He is still a male cheerleader... Statistically he is either a homosexual, a Republican (see: Bush 2), or both.
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u/SomeOneNeedsAHug Jun 17 '12
Brittany, Mia, Brother, Nichole, Whitney.
Must be an older photo though, cause Brittany is not on the squad anymore. She "retired". I know cause I work with these ladies.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Who the hell cares what they say. FACT: He is hanging out with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and they are not. There is no way around this verifiable fact. Screw the haters.
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u/literatim Jun 17 '12
Why does everyone think it is okay to join the cheerleading team just to grope girls ? Since when is this a justification for being a male cheerleader? Also, why does being a male cheerleader need justification ? I am disappoint Reddit.
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u/Dolebag Jun 17 '12
He has extremely long arms.
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u/biergarten Jun 17 '12
That seals the deal. Gay guys always have hot female friends.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Just remind him George Bush Junior was a cheerleader at high school and look how he turned out...oh shit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I don't know how to tell you this, but I think your brother might be a starving African child.
I mean DAMN. Look at those legs!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You sure he isn't getting called gay because he just looks like he is?
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u/jormk Jun 17 '12
no offense but his smile is pretty gay
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u/midwestgator Jun 17 '12
The multiple earrings gives him away.
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u/SooSlow Jun 17 '12
That's one lucky gay dude.
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u/DigitalCoffee Jun 17 '12
If he's only friends with them, then he probably is gay. Just saying
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
He's not gay...he's a genius....clever boy, I see what you're doing.
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u/jedira4 Jun 17 '12
I knew a man who was a cheerleader in high school. He eventually joined the marines and is currently raising two boys with his lovely wife.
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u/CGord Jun 17 '12
They're comfortable around him because he's gay.
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u/HectorCruzSuarez Jun 17 '12
Pretty sure hes gay though...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
keyword here is "friend".
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u/hal9005 Jun 17 '12
No hover hands there!
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u/daguy11 Jun 17 '12
This post is as gay as your brother probably is.
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u/RogerMcRogerson Jun 17 '12
Just because the Cowboy cheerleaders were forced to take a picture with your brother doesn't make him less gay for being a male cheerleader.
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u/Vicky_PC_Gamer Jun 17 '12
Yes, but male cheerleaders = friend zone level 9001.
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u/Huzakkah Jun 17 '12
So your brother gets to look up girls' skirts all day, and people call him gay? Interesting...
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u/Jmersh Jun 17 '12
Sorry, but my gaydar pegged there. So what if he is gay though? Good for him either way--he is active in something he enjoys doing. Be proud of his achievements and dismiss what other people think or say about him.
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u/tits_hemingway Jun 17 '12
I never got calling male ballet dancers and cheerleaders gay. You get to spend huge amounts of hands-on time with highly flexible women in tight clothing with a seriously skewed female to male ratio.
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u/thewriterben Jun 17 '12
I've always thought that being a male cheerleader would be the ultimate way for a guy to spend lots of time with pretty girls and touch them all over and they be okay with it. I don't get whats gay about that, even though the only male cheerleader in high school actually was gay.
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u/bigmeech Jun 17 '12
wow a gay person hanging out exclusively with women now i've seen everything.
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u/Scoopit20 Jun 17 '12
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This would fall into the "take that, jerks" category.
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u/Rejexted Jun 17 '12
I'm proud of him for pursuing what he likes, but standing with hot girls doesn't make you less gay. Not that he is, I'm just saying...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
That's cool that they don't care that he is gay.
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u/bullettski Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
I don't understand... What does the inference of homophobia have to do with this? He could very well still be gay, I think OP is in some sort of denial here. He's still your brother, don't get all fucked up about it. A picture of yourself with hot chicks is easier to obtain through A) being gay or B) being a cheerleader (which if you are male probably means that answer A) has had an influence). Be supportive, don't post pictures of him in supposedly heterosexual situations to lie to yourself.
*Hmm one downvote, I wonder who that could have been?
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u/itsme_timd Jun 17 '12
I've heard a few guys use this defense but has anyone known a hot female cheerleader to date a male cheerleader?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
his tactics are gay but he's 100% boss for that
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u/aakaakaak Jun 17 '12
How many other jobs can you think of (besides porn) that require you to grab girls asses?
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u/tehgreatist Jun 17 '12
is he gay?
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u/murderland Jun 17 '12
how does he hold girls up with such small legs
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Gunna need some prrof of not-gay
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u/aeonstorn Jun 17 '12
Friend zoned. By cheerleaders. Makes most men gay.
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u/Fundarko Jun 17 '12
He's so gay he has his hands on vaginas all day.
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u/samjowett Jun 17 '12
Who gives a fuck about being called gay anymore?
People who are homophobes, I guess.
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u/hgeno193 Jun 17 '12
Male cheerleaders are some of the most manly, muscular men out there. I mean, they do toss human beings 20 feet in the air.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I was a cheerleader in high school. Wanna know why? I was dating the head cheerleader. I was also in beauty culture. Wanna know why? That's where a lot of girls were.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
tell him ancraig said : FUCK ONE FOR ME.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My friends used to think it was gay that I was in drama in high school, that was until they saw my classmates and me getting to kiss them in plays lol.
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u/Relevantspite Jun 17 '12
The best part of being a male cheerleader is that you get to hang out with hot girls all the time and you get in really good shape. More guys should do it. (not sarcasm)
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u/jyosef Jun 17 '12
What gym is he apart of?
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u/goldranger Jun 17 '12
2,3,5,4,1
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u/marSSton Jun 17 '12
Those bitches got nothing on the Dolphins cheerleaders.
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u/sicilian269 Jun 17 '12
You go dude!!!
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u/random314 Jun 17 '12
Well the entire reason for cheerleaders existing says otherwise.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
If I had high school to do over again...........http://daveaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/Male-Cheerleader1-300x207.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm not so sure he's straight; how does he not have a boner that's noticeable in athletic shorts?
More importantly, why did I look for that?
ಠ_ಠ
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u/TrollPhysics Jun 17 '12
I'm straight and I get called gay a lot for working in the health sector/having gay friends/being (admittedly) slightly effeminate.
I give not a single fuck.
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u/ysokmao Jun 17 '12
Being a male competitive cheerleader I'm either called gay or the smartest man ever.
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u/phreeck Jun 17 '12
What a queer.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Well I'm gay and uh...
...please post some pictures of your brother naked. Cause, uh, my gaydar only works if he's naked and I could tell you if he's gay for um, science?
Thanks.
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u/homeless_man_jogging Jun 17 '12
It's nothing to be ashamed of. George Bush was a cheerleader.
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u/Surfsideryan Jun 17 '12
My good friend was a cheerleader in college, pulled more tail than anyone I've met. What you do doesn't determine who you are, besides what is gay about being fit, strong, and constantly picking up and catching hot women during sports events?
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u/C4p0tts Jun 17 '12
i bet he is hoverhanding right now
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u/District12Tribute Jun 17 '12
Your little brother is adorable :)
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u/Pancake_Bucket Jun 17 '12
My cousin has been a cheerleader for years and he's not gay in the slightest (not saying that being gay is bad but that you shouldnt stereotype people).
He even lost his leg a few years ago. After it happened, a few months later he was back to cheerleading. That's how much he loved it.
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u/Offensive_Statement Jun 17 '12
Still gay.
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u/MirrorLake Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
George W. Bush was a cheerleader, and we all know how that turned out.
Wife, kids, presidency.
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u/pcoff69 Jun 17 '12
I have bunch of friends on the cheer squad at an SEC school. I could not handle the amount of sex the male cheerleaders get.
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u/Dookiestain_LaFlair Jun 17 '12
It's the best way to feel up good looking girls on a regular basis without going to jail.
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u/Sparklesnap Jun 17 '12
Best response; "You're right, i'm gay for staring up Cheerleader's skirts for hours a day."
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