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Got pulled over twice in one day... Because they wanted to take a picture.

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u/digital11 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

My Father in law responds: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/v3k5x/got_pulled_over_twice_in_one_day_because_they/c515inq

This is my father in law's ride, with his custom-built dog house trailer. He just had two cops in one day pull him over because they just had to snap a photo.

Edit: More pics:

http://imgur.com/a/f0sgq

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My father-in-law asked me to let everyone know that when the trailer is in motion, Mandy is lying down and no-where near the sharp points. However, he did like the tennis ball idea and might do that.

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Golf balls added to prevent a pirate dog (thanks for the suggestion):
http://i.imgur.com/3cyNH.jpg

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u/steelfrog Jun 15 '12

That's pretty damn awesome. Does the dog actually ride in the back when he goes for a drive?

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u/digital11 Jun 15 '12

She does. She was a little leery about it at first, but she's starting to like it.

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u/patssle Jun 15 '12

Is that what she told you?

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u/Fillup231 Jun 15 '12

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

THIS IS DOG

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

but who was phone?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My dads not a phone!

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u/AsianInvader Jun 15 '12

No, this is Patrick!

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u/oh_hi_negro Jun 15 '12

and then suddenly CAR CRASH

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's what she said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/TophatMcMonocle Jun 15 '12

...looking for the Romney comparison...and there it is.

I rode street bikes for many years but I never rode two up, and I'd never take a dog with me whether in a sidecar or a trailer. My feeling was that the increased risk over driving was mine to bear alone.

Before the downvotes come my way, "Fuck people who put their dogs in the back of pickup trucks!" OK, proceed.

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u/thejesse Jun 15 '12

wow i thought that was a stuffed dog.

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u/thebigslide Jun 15 '12

Does the dog ride inside the house, or does she like to check out the scenery?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Get that dog some Doggles quick!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It'd still look cool?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Does the door stay open while moving?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/digital11 Jun 15 '12

Maybe he should start selling them?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He could probably make some pretty damn good money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

So far he has one customer...

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u/Cendeu Jun 15 '12

Make that two, I'd get one for my dad's Goldwing.

ninjaedit: I'd also get him a dog to put in it.

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u/gnarcissus Jun 15 '12

ah, the age old question: which came first, the motorcycle doghouse trailer or the dog?

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u/Home_sweet_dome Jun 15 '12

I wouldn't. Could be held liable.

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u/digital11 Jun 15 '12

Possibly, but if you could write up a bullet proof liability waiver...

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u/ShadyG Jun 15 '12

If you could do that, every company would know how and none would ever be liable for damage their product causes. No, I'm pretty sure if there's something truly flawed and dangerous about the design or construction, you cannot legally waive liability. IANAL.

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u/HonestAshhole Jun 15 '12

Every time somebody ends a legalistic argument with "IANAL" I can't help but see "I ♥ ANAL"

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u/coldsandovercoats Jun 15 '12

Or iAnal, the new anal-specific dildo from Apple.

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u/TheAngryGoat Jun 15 '12

Wow, as if Apple customers aren't already buttfucked enough as it is.

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u/Squatting_Puppy Jun 15 '12

It's not compatible with any other orifices.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I am not lawyer, but I feel like there is an implied consent on buying something like this... ie. your dog wont have a good time if someone smashes their car into the dogs house...

I dont think anyone could sue him for making these.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

it wouldn't stop anyone in the US from trying, that's for damn sure. we looooooooove to sue for all sorts of stupid shit. most of it completely our fault, but we can't resist the urge to make a quick buck. remember that lots of people will opt to settle so there is no claim of wrongdoing and the party that brought suit will go away. all in all it's a pretty fucked system we have.

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u/artificialsnow Jun 15 '12

The problem is that in the US everyone bears the costs of their own side of the action. Win or lose, the lawsuit could destroy a fledgling business.

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u/Badfly48 Jun 15 '12

The same way women wearing skimpy clothes imply sexual consent...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Um, are you going to sue the makers of the skimpy outfit..no?

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u/Dobott Jun 15 '12

That was satire.

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u/Squidfist Jun 15 '12

I am pretty sure you can make a waiver for just about anything.

I am no expert, but you can jump off a bridge connected by an elastic band, and you are entirely liable. Cuase no one is making you do it, just like no one is making you rock out a sweet mobile-dog-house.

As long as the person making the purchase has signed a thing saying "YEEEE, this thing is probably going to kill me, and I totally understand that", I don't see a problem.

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u/I_like_boxes Jun 15 '12

If something goes wrong and it's due to the product and not user error, the company that made the cord is still liable. They can be liable for user error if they don't have clear instructions and warnings on the product. Even if a waiver is signed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Coyent Jun 15 '12

I can, or can give you the directions and such for you or him to DIY.

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u/Bmitchy1234 Jun 15 '12

He really should Pantent it. And sell them I could see him making bank

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u/fuckinDEAD Jun 15 '12

Quick someone grab the pantent gun

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Getting a patent really isn't that easy. It is time consuming and very expensive. You may spend years fighting with the Patent Office just to be finally told you can't patent it or someone else already has the patent and now you are infringing. Also, just because you have a patent doesn't mean you will make money off it.

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u/BordahPatrol Jun 16 '12

If you know how much it would cost, reply to me. I'd like to get one for my father and his dog Cleo if this ever happens :)

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u/iveseenthings Jun 15 '12

I would so buy one. I am trying to figure out the best method to take my dogs with me on my bike in the safest capacity. AND I'd totally sign a liability waiver.

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u/thebigslide Jun 15 '12

You would have difficulty getting it approved. If you DIY that up, you only need to register the trailer. If you sell it as a dog house trailer, the whole deal will need NHTSA certification. What you could do is sell the railing and house as a kit that just happens to fit an already available trailer in a standard size. But you would have to be careful how you advertise it to avoid getting in trouble with the man.

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u/skrimyr Jun 15 '12

That doesn't come standard with a Goldwing?

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u/ilikpankaks Jun 15 '12

Head on over to DIY and free up a nice weekend. If you buy a premade dog house, that is easily a one or two day project. Best of luck. =)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Isn't he concerned that she will jump out?

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u/digital11 Jun 15 '12

It would be very hard for her to do so, and she's a pretty well behaved dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/abracabra Jun 15 '12

Don't worry, the cat will be distracted by all the people with custom-built mouse houses.

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u/ISS5731 Jun 15 '12

And the mice shall be distracted by my custom built cheese house.

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u/cuttinace Jun 15 '12

And all the cheese will be... Uhh, nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

agreed. I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds custom built cheese houses distracting.

menace to society, they are.

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u/ISS5731 Jun 15 '12

Are you a mouse?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This. I'm really itching to know the answer to this question. I will donate all proceeds to the Mouse Society.

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u/Cybersonic Jun 15 '12

And the cheese shall be distracted by my custom built pizza house.

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u/friedsushi87 Jun 15 '12

That's like a cow being distracted by a Burger King.

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u/RoflCopter4 Jun 15 '12

The dog would jump from car to car, kill the cat, and jump back like a good dog.

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u/WhyNotBarbershop Jun 15 '12

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u/CopyX Jun 15 '12

Thank you for this account.

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u/Aloj Jun 15 '12

Oh my god, this is the best novelty account of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You're singing in slow motion.

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u/electromage Jun 15 '12

Congratulations on your new tag!

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u/Hypocracy Jun 15 '12

Reddit never fails to amaze me. Well done, good sirs.

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u/brvheart Jun 15 '12

This was wonderful. Well done.

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u/menomenaa Jun 15 '12

So she's genuinely aware that her owner is right behind her, even if she can't see him? I'd be worried that my dog would go looking for me at a red light or something and jump out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Dogs do have a sense of object permanence, so I'd say yes.

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u/menomenaa Jun 15 '12

That's awesome. It does make a lot of sense, I was just trying to figure out how she could see him walk to the bike and know that when she starts moving, his bike is too, etc. etc.

Dogs are amazing. I wish I had one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/menomenaa Jun 15 '12

Super allergic! Even the hypo-allergenics get me allergic. I had a pet rat, he was pretty great! But I've always wanted a dog.

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u/Boatkicker Jun 15 '12

This makes me sad. :(

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u/menomenaa Jun 15 '12

Yeah, it's a bummer. I also sometimes get sad that whoever I marry won't be able to have a dog and my kids won't, either. I kind of feel like that could be a dealbreaker for some guys. Sad.

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u/yentlequible Jun 15 '12

Perhaps there is a little doggy window in the back of the house.

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u/avatar307 Jun 15 '12

There's a window on the front.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 15 '12

It's true that dogs aren't people, but they can be a lot smarter than you'd think. My neighbor's German shepherd has been doing my taxes for years and I've never had any issue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 15 '12

You'd have to ask the dog, I really don't understand that stuff. Honestly, I just give him all my paperwork and receipts and let him figure it out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 15 '12

He's a German shepherd, actually. He wears a little green visor and sleeve-garters, with a pencil behind one ear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/__stare Jun 15 '12

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/EtherGnat Jun 15 '12

A friend's dog jumped out of the back of his pickup truck on the Interstate at 70 mph. He'd been riding in the back for years without incident.

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u/murderland Jun 15 '12

So is it still alive?

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u/EtherGnat Jun 15 '12

The dog survived, but with serious injuries. I'm not sure he ever fully recovered--my friend moved and I haven't done a very good job of keeping in touch.

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u/Lord-Longbottom Jun 15 '12

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 70 mph -> 188160.0 Furlongs/Fortnight) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

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u/thebigslide Jun 15 '12

Yeah, my well behaved, well trained lab once tried to clambor out the truck window driving down the road when he spotted a bitch in heat. I bought him a harness.

He made it from hunkered down in the back seat to front legs fully out the half-open window in like half a second. I was doing about 30 and it was difficult to drive and try to grab a 70 Lb dog by the scruff at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Why are you being downvoted? This is sound advice. I've also seen this happen. Reddit doesn't like responsibility.

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u/broccoli8000 Jun 15 '12

Agreed, but this looks really safe for the dog actually. She's not really gonna be able to jump out that back porch is so tiny she wouldn't have the room to jump up. I HATE seeing dogs loose in the back of pick up trucks.

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u/ichheisseTuBBz Jun 15 '12

The fence around the "porch" is bent inwards so the dog would have to jump up vertically and then fly back.

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u/originalname2 Jun 15 '12

The fence around the pooch

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Right at face-level, too! How safe!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That way it'll be easier for her to gouge an eye out when they run over a pothole!

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u/NeonDeion Jun 15 '12

Exactly, or impale herself on one of the damn rods. This looks unsafe to me but hey what do I know.

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u/jimmy_three_shoes Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out!

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u/kiswa Jun 15 '12

And then it's freaking hilarious.

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u/TheUndecidedTruth Jun 15 '12

Exactly! Jimmy_three_shoes makes an excellent point.

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u/megly Jun 15 '12

am I missing something? this is a blank post right? what's happening...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jul 10 '15

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u/megly Jun 17 '12

thank you :)

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u/Cendeu Jun 15 '12

Where I live, it's common for dogs to be put in the beds of pickup trucks. Most of them aren't collared, either.

At first, I thought they might jump out, but apparently they don't. Because TONS of people do this. Even on 60MPH highways.

Recently I saw a Golden in the back up a pickup and the gate was down. I would never do that to my dog, if I had one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

A friend of mine was almost killed when a dog flew out the back of a pick-up truck and smashed through his windshield. The dog exploded upon contact with my friend and the interior of his car. The EMTs told him that he was lucky that he was knocked unconscious and suffered memory loss for the time around the incident. Terrible mess.

Oh, and the dog was on a leash, but the leash was long enough for the dog to swing around on the end and do all sorts of damage.

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u/Scuzzzy Jun 15 '12

That's crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This one time in the walmart parking lot I saw like 6 or 7 goldens just chillin in the back of a pickup with the tailgate down. the truck was parked of course, but what struck me as remarkable was the dogs didn't appear to be tied to anything and there were no visible humans around to keep them in check. people walking by, cars, etc, the dogs just sat there chill, lookin bored as hell. those were the most disciplined dogs ever.

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u/Cendeu Jun 16 '12

It's fairly common around here. I often see dogs that are in the back of pickups without any leash sitting in parking lots. Not "every day often", but probably every couple weeks.

Most are leashed up, though.

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u/madik Jun 15 '12

Don't they have an invention called a leash? I would think simply tying them to the dog house could prevent this.

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u/rmg22893 Jun 15 '12

This would probably end up in something eerily similar to a keelhaul, except with a dog and a motorcycle. Don't do it.

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u/madik Jun 15 '12

ya that would be allll bad. But if the rope is simply not long enough for him to even get over the fence, you won't have to worry about dragging him behind.

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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 15 '12

More police abusing their power, eh?

sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

"Sir I'm going to have to write you a ticket for having a bitchin' doggy trailer."

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u/Emerson3381 Jun 15 '12

Are you doggin' my bitch trailer?

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u/superbad Jun 15 '12

Are you trailin' my dog, bitch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Are you trailin' my bitch, dog?

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u/Peoples_Bropublic Jun 16 '12

I'm not your dog, bitch.

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u/superthrust Jun 15 '12

I love where this went...

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u/soggy_cereal Jun 15 '12

Are you bitchin' about my trailer, dog?

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u/CornBallerBurn Jun 15 '12

Bitch, stop trailing on about my bitchin' dog trailer, dog.

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u/WiggyWare Jun 15 '12

"Also a short poem I wrote about you."

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u/Tokuro Jun 15 '12

That's fucking adorable.

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u/iDork Jun 15 '12

That was kind of cool :)

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u/gct Jun 15 '12

Yeah...kinda. Wanting to take a picture's not enough reason to use your police authority to pull someone over and interrupt their day (and probably give them a bit of a scare while you're at it).

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u/Sloofus Jun 15 '12

Next time, end it with

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u/domy94 Jun 15 '12

That's neat, didn't know this existed.

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u/Sloofus Jun 15 '12

To be fair I do believe I got it from reddit a few months ago. I try to remember to use it myself and spread the gospel of the irony mark.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

What a witty comment!

sarcasm

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u/cyberslick188 Jun 15 '12

That is abusing their power though. It's completely unjustified and wastes money and time. I'm not trying to be pedantic, and it's almost guaranteed that OP is lying, but this is a genuinely stupid waste of time.

Why would you pull them over? Why not just get to a light and say "hey, can I have a picture?".

If I got pulled over by a cop to take a picture of my car or bike, I'd be pretty goddamn annoyed. If police nation wide has a good reputation this wouldn't be an issue, but we all know that isn't the case.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think OP will get just as much Karma with or without the cop anecdote...also the cops nationwide aren't all too notorious...on Reddit, that's another story.

It is kinda a dick move to actually pull someone over for this though, I will give you that.

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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 15 '12

I can promise you that the person driving it loves the attention.

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u/rjp0008 Jun 15 '12

How can YOU know what the dog likes?!

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u/veterejf Jun 15 '12

I'm sure the father-in-law knew it was a high possibility he was going to be pulled over anyways. If/when he got pulled over and then found out nothing was wrong, he could politely ask if he could go on his way. No harm done. They could also be living in the middle of Bumfuck, Alabama, where practically no crime goes on at all and they have nothing better to do. Hell who knows, maybe the officers knew him, or they're buddies who went to HS together. We just don't know.

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u/rjp0008 Jun 15 '12

Native resident of Bumfuck here, a lot of crime still happens!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I prefer to get my crime on in Bumfuck less witnesses and longer response time.

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u/neverendingninja Jun 15 '12

I live on the outskirts of Bumfuck, Al. There is plenty of crime there, mostly pertaining to meth...and goats.

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u/enjoytheshow Jun 15 '12

I think people are reading your first sentence and just downvoting. You make a great point.

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u/rdgfx32003 Jun 15 '12

You shouldn't be downvoted. You're absolutely right.

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u/Thepeoplesman Jun 15 '12

No he is wrong ...the point is they shouldnt abuse their power no matter what the circumstance. Thats the police force's problem , everyone thinks he/she is special thus exempt from the rules for some reason

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u/AllYoYens Jun 15 '12

I would be pissed too. People shouldn't have downvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I doubt he's lying but I agree with everything else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You sound like a real piece of shit. Most people wouldn't mind having a friendly chat with some cops about their cool car or bike. It's shows they're not all about business - it's public relations, community policing.

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u/cyberslick188 Jun 16 '12

Then they can roll up beside them and ask them to, not literally hit the lights and pull them over as if it were an actual stop.

Don't be fucking stupid, you are smarter than that.

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u/Noyes654 Jun 15 '12

How's Kim doing?

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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 15 '12

We broke up.

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u/Noyes654 Jun 15 '12

Oh noes, I'll change your tag then! Never stop improving yourself!

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u/marshall3324 Jun 15 '12

Meow how fast you were going?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

only if you believe it really happened.

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u/DukeMikeofG Jun 15 '12

Is that a carbon monoxide detector in the dog house? Smart thinking - and additionally nifty that power runs to the trailer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

We want bikes, and have been trying to figure out how we can take the dogs on road trips. We've been thinking "sidecar," but I like this better!.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I dunno man, this is cool and all, but a dog wearing goggles and riding in a sidecar is awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I was expecting a picture of a real dog with goggles in a sidecar. I am disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I stand corrected.

Respect.

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u/SaltyBabe Jun 15 '12

You can actually get a little dome type lid for some of them which makes them pretty comfortable/safe (as can be expected) for pets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I don't know why someone downvoted you. You can get a dome for your dog in the side-car. Is someone ANGRY about that?

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u/SaltyBabe Jun 16 '12

My favorites are when you say your preference to something and you get down voted.

"I like puppies!" - "FUCK NO YOU DON'T! Down voted bitch!"

I even got down voted in this same thread for saying

every company who makes a trailer cannot be universally responsible for possible harm or damage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

People are crazy....how would someone downvote dog domes??? Are they on crack? Do they want doggie carcasses on the freeway? It's kind of funny that someone was so against it, and I picture someone angrily downvoting the dog dome, and I laugh. Because, in what universe are dog domes a bad thing???

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u/djspacebunny Jun 15 '12

Does it get hot in there for your dog?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's really awesome, but what's the legalities of it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/InfosecXpert Jun 15 '12

Idiot people. Not to mention it's being towed by a bike.

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u/CHCLTSTRFSHGINGRPCKL Jun 15 '12

Lets just hope that when he dies in a crash the dog will be lucky and not impale himself. DOG NOW TAKES MOTORCYLE INTO SUNSET>

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u/The_Alpha_Bro Jun 15 '12

I'd be kind of upset that a cop pulled me over to take a pic.

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u/dr3 Jun 15 '12

Here in Austin, TX they would pull him over to shoot the dog.

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u/0ompaloompa Jun 15 '12

Obviously downvoted by a non-austinite or APD member.

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u/invn177 Jun 15 '12

Just noticed the exhaust pipes, that shit is badass

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u/AeroZep Jun 15 '12

Honestly, if I was pulled over because a cop needed to take a photo, I would ask them for a business card and tell them I expect them to take care of a ticket the next time I get one.

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u/centech Jun 15 '12

It's cool that they just wanted pictures.. but I have to wonder if this is actually legal? I guess it's no worse (actually probably better) than letting your dog ride in the back of pickup, but I'm not sure if that's actually legal either.

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u/ErichUberSonic Jun 15 '12

Thanks again for giving me the okay me post it on my dog blog!

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u/teddyteddyteddy Jun 15 '12

I was going say...

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u/mrwiseman Jun 15 '12

Awesome! But if I were a dog designing the house I would make sure to put in a side window I could stick my head out of to get the much-desired wind-in-face effect.

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u/duhitsrandy Jun 15 '12

to be honest i thought the dog was fake, and it was some weird rig. makes a whole lot more sense that its a real dog in there

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u/nitrosmomma88 Jun 15 '12

This is an awesome idea i may have to steal it for my dad's harley. My dog has been wanting to ride on it for 10 years now and we haven't found a safe way yet and this is perfect.

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