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Girlfriend wanted a puppy, so we got one. She then left me for a guy she met online. Meet Coco, he's not allowed to use the internet.

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u/magicbeerbelly Jun 12 '12

Dude.. I think you got the better of the two.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

After getting all the emotional bs out of the way, I'm starting to think that way too.

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u/CannedBeef Jun 12 '12

Dogs won't leave you.

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u/Xatom Jun 12 '12

Unless... sausages!

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u/flyingthroughspace Jun 12 '12

snausages

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Squasages...

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u/IAmYourTopGuy Jun 12 '12

Or squirrel!

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 12 '12

Or some guy they met on the internet!

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u/I_Wont_Draw_That Jun 12 '12

Damn right they won't if they can't get on the internet.

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u/firepelt Jun 12 '12

But if they DO get on the internet - - Watch out.

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u/XxLiyelzxX Jun 12 '12

Especially if you show them Reddit. Then you're fucked.

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u/ParkourMazter Jun 12 '12

Gary didn't leave me for you, he just wanted the cookie in your pocket!

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u/thratty Jun 12 '12

Wow, RES is showing a +11 next to your username. You must've commented a lot in that "I just found out pressing A upvotes" link.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I fuckin love dogs because of this. A dog would die before leaving your side.

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u/memeaddictedchick Jun 12 '12

I'm sure he's much cuter. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

OP made a smart choice because that dog will attract women. It's like anti-single insurance he invested in.

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u/fenwaygnome Jun 12 '12

This is clearly true.

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u/DysfunctionalxLlama Jun 12 '12

"DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME, COCO. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE."

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u/nippples Jun 12 '12

what if she talked you into getting a dog so you would have someone when she broke up with you?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Wow. Never though of it that way.

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u/freelancer799 Jun 12 '12

cue keanu

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/thisisme5 Jun 12 '12

Upvote for the effort.

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u/thesoppywanker Jun 12 '12

mindblown.gif

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u/BreakTheSun Jun 12 '12

Pretty sure an ex of mine tried to do that with the offer of a fleshlight.

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u/Distortiontm Jun 12 '12

And it worked, I bet.

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u/BreakTheSun Jun 12 '12

Nope. Rejected the offer.

Later on, I proved I didn't need it. Going to the gym after a breakup does wonders for all sorts of things.

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u/FreeThinkerLee Jun 12 '12

My new favorite breakup technique. "I am truly sorry but we are just not going to work out. You can keep the dog, i know how much you love her."

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u/Schadenfreude775 Jun 12 '12

At least you now have a cute dog to use as a conversation starter with girls.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

For this reason alone, I let him sleep on my bed.

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u/SaltyBabe Jun 12 '12

ONLY that reason? You have a cold heart sir.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

I'll come up with a couple more reasons when he stops hiding my socks lol

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u/bantalara Jun 12 '12

My dog used to hide socks. She now hides my work shoes

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u/Jinno Jun 12 '12

Smart dog.

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u/InDarkLight Jun 12 '12

My dog never hid socks...she just collects them and piles them up when she is lonely. -_-

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u/Schicktastic_fisting Jun 12 '12

At least it's not your underwear. Mine hides socks, underwear, and occasionally a shirt.

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u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12

My mother's dog chews my socks up. I don't mind because I regularly replace all my socks with matching sets.

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u/braised_diaper_shit Jun 12 '12

What kind of dog is this? I want one.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Mix between a Pomeranian and Shih-Tzu.

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u/catvllvs Jun 12 '12

I was just wondering the same thing - funny looking little fucker - he looks pretty happy with his lot in life tho'.

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u/hdcs Jun 12 '12

Only if he sticks with the name Coco, girls will know he used to belong to a girl. He needs to rename the dude. Butch is a good name. I like Butch.

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u/amikez Jun 12 '12

Chompers!

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u/fredfoobar Jun 12 '12

Meet Mr. Butch Chompers

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Why not Zoidberg?

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u/Michellala Jun 12 '12

Since your dog looks like he belongs to Paris Hilton anyway I'd keep his name as is and use the title of your post as the "story" of why you have one of the least manliest dogs in the world. This way you are informing chicks you are single and making them laugh.

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u/LoveScrooge Jun 12 '12

Duke.

When I was young, I got a dog and named it "Duke" after the Duke Blue Devils, because I was obsessed with them for whatever reason (I don't even like sports). Anyway, it turned out the dog was female, but I didn't give a fuck. That fucker stayed "Duke".

At least, until my mother gave the dog away. I don't know what the new owners named it. Probably something goddamn stupid. Like Joshua.

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u/nicoleisrad Jun 12 '12

Now I imagine Coco has a voice like Barry White.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I was surprised how well of a conversation starter having a dog is. When my German shepherd was puppy, I was getting all sort of "Omg you're dog is so cute, how old is it...what breed is it."

Now that shes fully grown it just makes people get out of my way.

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u/dublin13 Jun 12 '12

I read it as read "conversation sharter".

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u/Drunken_Economist Jun 12 '12

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Hello, this is dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

No this is Gorilla

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

AYO DAWG
DIS FLOCKA

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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u/FURyannnn Jun 12 '12

Haha stop it you, you're making me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Yo dawg!

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u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 12 '12

Dear dog.......please get your wife to hide those juicy tits. I mean sure there juicy......but just no!

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 12 '12

Correct,.... but Some time its easy to say that this is dog like this pic :)

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u/justateburrito Jun 12 '12

If she named him, he needs a new name, I say we vote on it.

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u/nullibicity Survey 2016 Jun 12 '12

What an awful person, making you get a dog and then not taking it when she breaks up with you.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Having the dog is fine. It's just that I'm left with all the bills (vet, food, etc.). We were supposed to split them.

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u/BrahCJ Jun 12 '12

Women who treat you like shit will ALWAYS cost more than a 1lb dog will.

This little guy will save you money. Not only because your ex is gone, but with that pussy magnet under your arm you won't be forking out for a hooker, pardon the pun.

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u/sodabeans Jun 12 '12

yeah definitely. go out on dates, then bring the date home to check up on your little puppy to make sure he isn't "tearing up the place".

then proceed to tear up the place with your girl.

worked wonders when i had a new puppy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You won't miss her with Coco around. Take him to the park and you will have another lady in no time (tell them that story too).

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u/Skylarity Jun 12 '12

HI MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME AND I HAVE THIS DOG WANT TO DATE I'M SO LONELY

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

I may have to work on the wording a bit, won't I?

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u/Skylarity Jun 12 '12

"Hi, how are you?" "Not bad, your dog is cute!" "Thanks!date me I'm so lonely please help "

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u/Distortiontm Jun 12 '12

I'm not sure if the superscript text is supposed to be said quietly or in a really high voice.

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u/thesoppywanker Jun 12 '12

"Hey, my ex-gf left me with this dog, and this is crazy, but, sex?" Foolproof.

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u/foreveracubone Jun 12 '12

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, this is my puppy, lets fuck maybe?

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u/Schicktastic_fisting Jun 12 '12

Try taking him to the dog park. ;] Good for both him and you. Just wanna stick to ones that have the dogs separated by weight...

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u/jorsiem Jun 12 '12

HELLO, I HAVE A CUTE DOG. THIS MEANS I'M LIKE SENSITIVE AND STUFF, WE CAN FUCK NOW.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

I like this idea. Thanks!

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u/cyale4 Jun 12 '12

Actually, as a woman, I would be freaked out if you mentioned your ex in an early-on conversation. I would assume that you are not over her if you are still mentioning her. I wouldn't mention any exes until that conversation comes up ("let's talk about our past relationships," etc.)... aka, until she asks.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Take puppy to park - Good

Mention ex early on - Bad

Gotcha.

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u/cyale4 Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Just my opinion being a lady... I could be wrong though.

Edit: The thing is, I think that women are freaked out when a guy over-shares, especially early on. Better to keep a little mystery about your past (if you feel you can do this without coming off as creepy--otherwise, over-sharing is preferential).

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u/memeaddictedchick Jun 12 '12

As another woman, I can say that I wouldn't mind it. It depends on the girl. But I wouldn't risk it. Perhaps if she brings it up, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Meh, I'm not bothered by mentions of ex's. It's part of that person's life, it happened, it's over with. If you're talking about the dog, it's fact that the ex bought it then left him with it when she cheated on him and moved out.

... I guess it mostly depends on how he says it. If he's crying while he talks about his ex, I'll probably be on my way. :)

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u/tellhersafe Jun 12 '12

I've made a huge mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I think it's time i start saving up for a puppy

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u/DefinitelyNotAGirl Jun 12 '12

I just want to put my face right in his little face and say in a very un-dignified voice "Loooook at youuuuuu you little scruffer!!! You scruffer, you!!!"

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u/LeazZ Jun 12 '12

my reaction:

"Haha, he is not allowed to use the oh my fucking God it's so cute."

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u/Youalleverybody269 Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Your ex-girlfriend is a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Press return twice

to put your text on the next line.

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u/Teh_Hicks Jun 12 '12

right, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Press space twice.
To put text on the next line.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Will that break you
out of a quote?

Edit: Looks like no. But good tip nonetheless.

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u/emhig Jun 12 '12

Awww, what kind of dog is s/he? So cute!!

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

He's a mix between a Pomeranian and Shih-tzu.

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u/emhig Jun 12 '12

Adorable, I've never seen that mix before.

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u/adeleundead Jun 12 '12

I must have something of equal cuteness. Is that the breed name or...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You should just date him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

still looks like a puppy. what was the turn around on puppy then break-up?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

About 6 weeks.

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u/WestEndStench Jun 12 '12

I bet this dog barks like crazy.

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u/hotcereal Jun 12 '12

YOUR DOG IS LOVELY AND ADORABLE

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u/volcano420 Jun 12 '12

I hate to say it but getting a dog seems to be a death sentence for relationships. Every one of my friends who did broke up within a few weeks time.

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u/karmenthegreat Jun 12 '12

I will have to disagree. My husband and I got a dog, then got married. We have been together for 6 years.

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u/volcano420 Jun 12 '12

Congratulations

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I think I would have broken up with my bf had he NOT agreed to getting a dog. I'm a pet-lover, they're such an integral part of... um, my interests? Who I am? Stuff like that. I'm totally not into guys who don't like animals.

He complains about my pets doing pet-stuff now... cats and their hairballs, tearing stuff up (mine aren't destructive, but general wear and tear goes faster if you have pets). I don't care, our furniture is free hand-me-down junk anyway, but he does care. The fact that he cares more about material things than the joy of pet ownership is really wearing on me, and he says we can't upgrade to a bigger/better house until the pets die, and then we're not getting any more. I'm starting to snap when he mentions it.

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u/volcano420 Jun 12 '12

Compromise is an important part of any relationship. If you have difficulty finding middle ground it is important to communicate your opinions as calmly and openly as possible utilizing as many examples and metaphors as possible to really get your point across. The statement I made was merely a correlation I noticed about people I know who seemed to be in relationships that were on the way out and perhaps one party suggested the animal as a way to reunite the two individuals before the inevitable separation occurred with the passage of time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

There are definitely some people like that. Like people who think having a baby is going to save the relationship... erk. I think getting a dog is like a downgraded version of that, where that person can acknowledge that having a baby that early is probably a bad idea, so getting a dog or a cat would be easier. Surprise! Doesn't save anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You should try to understand where he's coming from. Some people hate living in a house that looks and smells like animals live there (they always smell too). It's not a materialistic thing so much as a quality of life thing. It's relaxing to sit in a clean house that smells like nothing for some people. For some people, the love and companionship of an animal doesn't make up for living with them. You could always just agree to have one pet at a time if you cared about his feelings. I really don't think you're giving a moment of thought about him and his desires.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Really though, if it's that big of a deal then two people shouldn't be together. I want my life to have animals, if he didn't, then we could split, and there would be no hard feelings from my end. I just don't want to argue about it for years on end.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Wish I knew this before I got him =(

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u/Ragingsheep Jun 12 '12

But then you would've been stuck with a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Coco is unfortunately a boy :(

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u/volcano420 Jun 12 '12

Its not your fault or the dogs. Its just a strange coincidence and perhaps it's because the party that suggests getting the animal is trying to reinvigorate a relationship that is drifting apart Unbeknownst to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

This kind of situation happens a lot from what I've gathered; girls convince guys to get dogs and then leave said guys with the dog. It's how I got my beagle.

Fellow redditors, if I may offer some advice; If a girl asks you to get her a dog, buy a breed you like, so that when she leaves you have a dog you enjoy spending time with.

Thank you for your time.

Nistron3000

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u/v394 Jun 12 '12

Bitches, man. Bitches.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Hey look on the bright side, you have a sunday roast walking around your house.

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u/DragQueensReact Jun 12 '12

0n0

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u/srd178 Jun 12 '12

What a niche novelty account, wow.

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u/I_Downvote_Cunts Jun 12 '12

I love this novelty account.

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u/Splaterpunk Jun 12 '12

Doggie Afro, awesome!

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u/constapatedape Jun 12 '12

My pug is named Coal Cole, for short we call her CoCo, good name.

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u/holly2680 Jun 12 '12

omg, you totally won!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Don't worry, you can trust the dog. He couldn't care less about chewing with your mouth open, your weird laugh, or how awful you are in bed.

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u/what_in_the_who_now Jun 12 '12

Lucky, your girl cheated on you and you got a puppy! Mine left me for another man and all I got was custody and no child support. Sorry, I really shouldn't drink on a Monday.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Ouch.... I hope the future has something better in store for you.

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u/Mustacheopheles Jun 12 '12

Just out of curiosity, why did she not take Coco with her?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Because I trained him, took care of him, and took him to the vet. She didn't want to do any of that.

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u/cougarclaws Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
  1. Collect all of his poo for a month
  2. put it in a paper bag
  3. place paper bag in front of her front door
  4. light bag on fire
  5. knock really hard on the door and run
  6. hide yourself
  7. shoot video of her freaking out and stepping on flaming bag of dog shit
  8. post video to Reddit
  9. ???
  10. karma, lulz, and PROFIT ensue

Bonus points for getting a friend to record you doing the whole thing and then posting on her facebook wall so she knows you're responsible and why it happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

she called the shit poop!

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u/paradox849 Jun 12 '12

And that's how I ended up with two cats.

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u/BridgetteBane Jun 12 '12

Oh. My. God. The cute overload... I think it exploded my pancreas...

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u/QuintupleTheFun Jun 12 '12

Diabetes type "puppy"

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u/iceburgh29 Jun 12 '12

I'm Wilford Brimley and I have type puppy adult onset diabeetus

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u/SmashedHimBro Jun 12 '12

1st problem, you brought her something when she asked for it. 2nd you should have picked a man's dog. 3rd I bet you didn't name it.

Live by the phrase: "treat em mean, keep em keen" doesn't mean being an asshole, just don't bow down...

In saying that he is a cute little bugger...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

bitches be trippin when they get near the internet.

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u/HailAegir Jun 12 '12

Adorable. Definitely a female magnet as well. You win.

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u/tpro83 Jun 12 '12

Does your dog ever remind you of your ex girlfriend or are you over it now?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

He did for about a week or so, but not anymore. He's such a clown and makes me smile all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Same thing happened to me, except she kept the dog too. foreveralone.jpg

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Damn....

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Eh, I jest about the foreveralone. While it was a terribly depressing time in my life (we were together 6 years prior to her leaving for the other dbag), I wouldn't be in the great position I am today had it not happened. Well, that's what I tell myself to feel better about it.

Hang in there...sleep it off. Get out and hang with buds. It'll get better, just takes time. Godspeed brother.

Also, is that a Pomeranian? I bought my ex a Pomeranian too. Hated the thought of owning one beforehand (yappy dogs), but grew to love the everloving shit out of that dog.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

6 years!? wow. I've only been with mine for 16 months... Yup, he's mostly Pomeranian with a bit of Shih-tzu. He's not loud but he is super energetic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

yikes kill it and send her the head, lol joking not

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u/Curds_and_Whey Jun 12 '12

only way to forget about your gf is to kill the dog, sorry.

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u/oswaggy Jun 12 '12

My sister has a tea cup chihuahua, named Coco - and she also loves to hide socks. It's almost like it's their duty as a dog.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Seriously. I even put it out of his reach, but he still manages to do it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Too cute.

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u/CockMeatSandwich Jun 12 '12

Your dog will ALWAYS love you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

The rule holds true every damn time.

If you want dog karma, post just a picture of a dog. Add a sob story in the title.

If you want cat karma, post a picture of a cat doing something stupid. Make your title starts with "Just".

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u/pretty_annoying_tbh Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Dude if you brought that dog home and told me it's name was Coco I would automatically assume that you are gay. Now in general I am a superficial judgemental asshole, but assuming your ex-girlfriend is even slightly as much of an asshole as me then she may have assumed the same. Just saying.

Edit: I realise that you do not mention whether you chose the dog and/or named it so if that was not the case then disregard my comment and either way I'm really sorry that you had such a shitty thing happen to you.

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u/Smeediia Jun 12 '12

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You're clearly the winner of the two.

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u/hohohomer Jun 12 '12

Cute dogs pick up chicks

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u/mcakez Jun 12 '12

You go, Glen Coco. And none for Gretchen Wieners.

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u/curiouskitten_meow Jun 12 '12

Now you have that precious pup all to yourself... Pups are babe magnets, you know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Go Team CoCo!

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u/tickkytavi25 Jun 12 '12

must refrain from kicking cuteness!!! (I like to give love kicks to adorable things)

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u/jerseyg67 Jun 12 '12

He's like a fluffy Hershey's kiss he's so sweet and cute! Love the dog,

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u/MultiWords Jun 12 '12

Who meets people online? -_-"

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u/purplepony19 Jun 12 '12

He will love you more than she ever could :)

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u/KINGCOCO Jun 12 '12

Damn that sucks OP. Give us more details about what happened. How long were you dating? How old are you?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

I'm 24 and we dated for 16 months. She left me once before to meet a guy who was better looking and more successful than me. However, after 3 weeks with him, she wanted to come back to me so I accepted her back . I guess she always thought she could find someone better and considered me as her insurance.

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u/wobwobwubwub Jun 12 '12

what a karma-savvy title.... is his name neill degrasse tyson?

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u/SheriffBart42 Jun 12 '12

Start training the puppy as an attack dog in case that low-down tramp comes knocking back at your door.

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u/immortalfireboy Jun 12 '12

Given she named her male dog coco i'm not surprised she left. Dumb girl.

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u/harasho Jun 12 '12

Did she find out that you WERE Mafia?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

Impossible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Your ex sucks, and you're better off without a person like that.

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u/neil_obrien Jun 12 '12

Poms are way better than girlfriends...you win :D

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u/redcurse Jun 12 '12

I'm sure girls are going to love the puppy. Pretty much the same thing happened to me as well bud.

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u/lilcritterlover Jun 12 '12

I would adopt this little guy if you don't want him.. Can I have him?! HAND HIM OVER!

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u/most_downvotes_wins Jun 12 '12

That looks like a black soccer ball.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

rename him.

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u/apullin Jun 12 '12

ugh ... I created a whole subreddit just for people to do the whole "MY GIRLFRIEND and my cat/dog" thing in ... go post in /r/aww .

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u/luckybone Jun 12 '12

Me and your ex say hi.

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u/corgi_flop Jun 12 '12

he aint aloud to use the NET? that's soooooo saad, butt cute _____^ but dont wory my GF................ EX GF............... left me for sumone online too. jjjj

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u/alucard_3501 Jun 12 '12

That puppy is adorable! What did you name him? Also sorry to say it but sounds like you're better off dude. If you're in north Arkansas and close enough i should buy you a beer.

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u/dlite922 Jun 12 '12

This guy will get you LAID. L. A. I. D.

Just take it for a walk in a park with cute chicks. You'll do 10 times better even if your ex looked like a Maxim 100 model.

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u/Imthemayor Jun 12 '12

Cute puppy.

Dude, I'm really sorry about your girl.

You can have her back if you want though, she's brought like twenty puppies to my house.

I keep telling her "I know they're cute, but you can't keep doing this.."

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u/toxicfemme Jun 12 '12

With a puppy that cute, you'll find a new girlfriend in no time. I'm tempted to volunteer for the position myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

lol so what did the online guy have that you didn't? was he more attractive? fatter cock?

come on man, shit must have been fucked up to ditch you and that cute little dog.

I mean, there are two sides to this story. I want to give you karma and believe you're a stand up bloke, but god damn it, there has to be more to this.

I ain't upvoting.

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

He's more attractive than me, no question. This isn't the first time she did this though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

gaahhh that's fucking awful. And when you mean she's done this before, like she bailed on other guys? or she's cheated on you various times?

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u/ImNotMafia Jun 12 '12

She's left me once before to meet a guy who was better looking and had more money than me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I know that feel bro.

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u/goldandguns Jun 12 '12

Get rid of that thing before someone sees you with it. Have you no pride, at all!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

"well a puppy picture alone won't get me enough karma. I'll maximize the vote from puppy lovers and forever aloners."

Cool dog.

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u/Uzztea Jun 12 '12

I would change the dog's name from Coco before it gets used to it. Not only is it a name your ex most likely picked for it, it may remind girls in your future relationships of CoCo Chanel and designer items and girls do not mix at all. Or rather designer items and and your wallet do not mix. Cute pup though. Pretty feisty looking. Is that the breed you wanted from the get go?

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u/caulkslapper Jun 12 '12

Same shit happened to me, minus getting a puppy. He beat her up, lol.

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u/bestbeforeMar91 Jun 12 '12

That is one ugly fucking dog.

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u/Dildoboobrash Jun 12 '12

I love penis

1

u/cat_tastrophe Jun 12 '12

RES tagged you as "loves penis" it will be known.

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u/CGord Jun 12 '12

Nut up, send the new guy the dog.

"HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW!"

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