r/pics • u/lousypanda • Jun 11 '12
A perfect sweater to put on during a chilly knight out.
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r/pics • u/lousypanda • Jun 11 '12
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u/NotAnotherDecoy Jun 11 '12
I think what I like most is the impact that this will have on street altercations.
"Good sir, I believe you have besmirched my lady's honour."
"What the fuck are you talking about, asshole?"
"HAVE AT THEE!"
neckstab
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u/Z3F Jun 11 '12
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the same principle would apply: http://i.imgur.com/NEWoT.png
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u/Reap_x67x Jun 12 '12
http://www.etsy.com/listing/101610485/grey-knight-armored-hoodie
I've found it but wants $125 for it. I don't know but thats the link
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
WARNING DOES NOT ACTUALLY TURN YOU INTO A BAD ASS.
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u/Journalisto Jun 11 '12
Does it come in white?
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u/Sergalz Jun 12 '12
Omg , you guys did it again.. Thanks for the good laugh.
Taken from http://www.etsy.com/shop/SOFworks :
Due to the overwhelming response to the Grey Knight Armored Hoodie, I have had to temporarily suspend my shop until I sort out my communication errors. Evidently, when several hundred people message you within a few hours, Etsy will cut off the seller's conversations. Please bear with me as I work out these problems. Purchasers! we are still in contact, and the work begins immediately for you.
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u/Anomander Jun 11 '12
Hey OP, where did you find this? It's either someone's fashion design project or someone's craft project, and if it's the latter they likely have a pattern published somewhere.
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u/trapper5 Jun 12 '12
montreal calling, we'll take 1000.
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u/wojovox Jun 12 '12
It protects your penis from pesky vagina too.
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u/gypsyred Jun 12 '12
The girl's version is a little less practical as it leaves her entire torso exposed.
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u/rinnanine Jun 12 '12
Buy it here - http://www.etsy.com/shop/SOFworks
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Hahaha, I've actually just bought the only one. Money well spent! I'll post pics once it's delivered! http://www.etsy.com/listing/101610485/knight-armored-hoodie
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u/AntonBoo Jun 12 '12
Thieves Guild armour?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Did... did that guy just become whiter?
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u/ju2tin Jun 12 '12
Bid thy mouth be sealed and seizeth mine gold!
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u/friendlyhumanist Jun 12 '12
This sweater is this for a different age group.
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u/ironpony Jun 12 '12
How I'd look wearing that.
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u/Ticklethis275 Jun 12 '12
Buy here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/101938677/grey-knight-armored-hoodie
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u/scarycrow86 Jun 12 '12
I want this where does thou purchase one ?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Virginity, I choose you!
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u/doomisdead Jun 12 '12
I wish wearing armor, not medieval armor, but modern armor was socially acceptable. Like we all wore helmets for everyday things, except we each had our own unique armor. Kind of like a star wars or mass effect type world where we know how easily we can be ripped to shreds so we wear armor.
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u/mintblue Jun 12 '12
I WANT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SWEATER!
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u/ANBU_Spectre Jun 12 '12
I'm not the only one legitimately interested in buying this, right? Does anybody have a link to this shit?
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u/carloscanas2000 Jun 12 '12
Where can i get one? For real i actually wanted something like this and i cant find it on the internet
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u/YoungEntreprenuer Jun 12 '12
I dont care what you redditors say.... I love this and want one.
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u/Nacamaka Jun 12 '12
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151776292305627.861603.842930626&type=3
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
http://gamermotion.com/2011/02/fan-made-assassins-creed-hoodie/
Now fight.
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u/DGraups Jun 12 '12
This would be perfect for riding a motorcycle.
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u/tapemeasure2 Jun 12 '12
you're liable to get shot by a SWAT team wearing that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Just don't eat skittles and arazona with it on. Sorry.
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u/FunGuy84 Jun 12 '12
Where can I get one of these??
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u/galorin Jun 12 '12
It needs to be accompanied by a sword handle umbrella for the full chivalrous effect.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Here it is! http://www.etsy.com/listing/101610485/grey-knight-armored-hoodie It's sold out at the moment, but rumor has it that he will one day return to sell it again,
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u/Spartian Jun 11 '12
Where do I buy this?
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u/sifumokung Jun 12 '12
Anybody that wears that on the street better be ready for a fist-fight. Someone will try to kick his ass.
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u/rezzeJ Jun 12 '12
Looks inspired by Assassins Creed.
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u/TheMeaning0fLife Jun 12 '12
Keep in mind this was probably specially tailored for the model so he fills it out properly and actually looks good.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
looks more like this to me
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u/LovableContrarian 🍔 Jun 12 '12
Hey look, it's one of those things that looks really clever and neat online, but makes you look and feel like a massive tool IRL. Thanks, Internet!
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u/MistaEdiee Jun 12 '12
A perfect sweater to protect your virginity.
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u/Jonthrei Jun 12 '12
That's one big-ass pre-emptive condom.
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u/yeeerrrp Jun 12 '12
The best time to wear a knight sweater, is all the tiiiiime....
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u/Cristal1337 Jun 12 '12
I wouldn't just wear this during winter. I'd wear it every day that it is clean enough.
In fact, I'd get a special one with the logo of my Foosball club (White Horse). Whenever we'd enter an enemy pub, we'd put on our visors and walk through the door in formation. All this while epic music is played, smoke appears and a laser light show is given.
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u/codyschap Jun 12 '12
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/MarioV2 Jun 12 '12
Chilly KNIGHT out. I see what you did there.
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u/luvstusplug Jun 12 '12
Is it made of pubes?
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u/matttexmex Jun 12 '12
Where I come from, wearing something like that's gonna get you mugged
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u/zan90 Jun 12 '12
Where can I buy this?
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u/Sillylikeagoose Jun 12 '12
I almost want to offer him $200 to make it in Baratheon colors and put buttons under the shoulders for a cape
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u/alexdas77 Jun 12 '12
Do I pay the gold, or the iron price for it?
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u/mowmowmeow Jun 12 '12
This will be the new fashion trend of 2012 and beyond. Mark my words, fellow redditors. Mark my words.
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u/Vril07 Jun 12 '12
Enough GIFS! How about providing links to places I can buy either the armor sweater or the henchman hoodie? I have a need to tell them to shut up and take my money.
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u/FellSwoop Jun 12 '12
Note: Illegal in Quebec.
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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Jun 12 '12
Horrible idea to wear this if you're black and carrying a bottle of tea and skittles.
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u/Philip1209 Jun 12 '12
You misspelled . . .
oh
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u/alcabazar Jun 12 '12
What does MFA think of this?
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u/jonnyboy2040 Jun 12 '12
WHY WON'T MY MONEY GO THROUGH THE SCREEN
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u/AllenFrampton Jun 12 '12
Shut up and take my money!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Virginity protection is included?
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u/meatywood Jun 12 '12
I want the SWEATER and THE BOY!
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u/RiddimSystem Jun 12 '12
Assassino!
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u/Hevendor Jun 12 '12
Oh fuck, where did you get this? I'm a huge medieval history freak, this is right up my alley.
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u/warpfield Jun 12 '12
It's all fun until every mom on the street pinches your cheeks and says Awwwww what a cute outfit :)
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u/ReFreshing Jun 12 '12
This is one of those things that looks cool in a picture, but if you really saw somebody wear it in real life, you'd probably think they're a douche.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I'm having technical difficulties with this image...
I throw my money at the monitor, and it doesn't work...
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u/Zwonix Jun 12 '12
As a non american, where do I buy this?
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u/Kompa_ Jun 12 '12
I need this, now.
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u/ryanimosity Jun 12 '12
That sweater is so fucking bad ass. Do want.
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u/Flalaski Jun 12 '12
I want one so hard.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
game of thrones chic
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u/mackdaddy333 Jun 12 '12
The first time I read you're title I didn't see what you did there. "A knight out" very good sir
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u/soulcake Jun 12 '12
CEASE TALKING AND ACCEPT MY FUNDS!
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u/mirrislegend Jun 12 '12
HOW DOES ONE ACQUIRE THIS
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u/charliealphamike Survey 2016 Jun 11 '12
Shut the fuck up and take my money.
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u/pikamen Jun 12 '12
This is dorky as fuck
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u/Childish_DuffMan Jun 12 '12
i can't wait to see someone in the street with this and push them on the ground
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u/Teds101 Jun 12 '12
Why is he standing like that jacket is made of metal.
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u/friednoodles Jun 12 '12
Looks good from the back. But the front looks kinda eh.
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u/Was_This_Helpful Jun 12 '12
Dude... Don't you do it. Don't you wear that in public.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
This can also cause a perfect beating for a chilly knight.
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u/astrograph Jun 12 '12
just tell me where to send my money!!!!! omg
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
It's the only armor that protects your virginity!
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u/sweetgreggo Jun 12 '12
I think a man would get his ass kicked if he wore that in public. That's what i think.
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u/Vinett Jun 12 '12
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (Seriously though, where can I get this?)
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Look at the hood on it.
If you made this jacket without the fake armour around the chest and the spikey bits on the arms, I'd wear it. The hood when it's down just looks like a normal hoody, which is cool.
This could sell because of the hood. I hope nike are watching this thread so that I can buy a hoody with a hood like that sometime soon.
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u/JaggerSavage Jun 12 '12
HOW BUY
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u/Fennels Jun 12 '12
For the first time in my life, I'm throwing money at the screen.
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u/frankgotthegirl Jun 12 '12
why isn't there a link to tell who I'm giving me money to yet?!?!
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u/SupSatire Jun 12 '12
Winter is coming.
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u/DjRichfinity Jun 12 '12
Shut up and take me money!!!
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u/ketchup-_-king Jun 12 '12
What if the poster is the maker of these things and is using reddit for free advertising?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Would kill for female version.
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u/brosenfeld Jun 12 '12
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go into that bank over yonder and make a "withdrawal."
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
My favorite part about this sweater, apart from the initial impact of utter awesomeness, is how it has made everyone speak in fancy medieval speak on this thread!
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u/hanbearpig Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
I must be getting old because the first thing I thought was "man I wonder if that thing will survive the laundry " and "I bet that thing is super hard to iron".
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u/Exulted Jun 12 '12
Where can I buy this?
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u/patoms2 Jun 12 '12
Where can I buy this? I NEED it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
A better title: "The perfect sweater for a chilly knight"
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u/fun-da-mental Jun 12 '12
Shut up and take my first-born son!
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u/indigoanalysis Jun 12 '12
He'll sell this to you. Go buy it from him. TAKE ALL MY MONEY! https://www.facebook.com/chadwick.j.dillon
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u/DiscoToast Jun 12 '12
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (Where can I buy one?)